Prettiest Woman ever!!

[glockjs]

hawaiin tropic girls

[Doramius]

I've asked women to leave the bar with me while they were dancing with their boyfriend...and I've had a few leave with me. But its about a 3:1 ration between fights and girls leaving. I was screwing this one girl and her husband comes to my house and says "are you the guy who has been dating my wife?" I said "I've been ******* her for a month or so, but I wouldn't call that dating." He was pissed, but he didn't step to me...he got his punk ass back in his ******* car and left.

That's a better ratio than I could ever achieve. I'd say hello to a nice looking female at a bar, and it was about a ratio of 25:1 between the boyfriend picking a fight right there and the boyfriend actually winning the fight. We never got much past the 'Hello' part of the equation.

If they were really gorgeous, I never offered them a drink. My wife did.

I like the way your wife thinks. My ratios were never that bad. Mine were like 5:1 or 8:1. I think northcat's are so good due to the GUF (Go Ugly First) factor in that other Thread. The woman's got to have a bod if there's going to be a tumble in the sack. I'm not going to shag with Miss Sagging Leather Boobs or Mrs. Fat Harry A**.

Now the Hawiian Tropic Girls... all at the same time. Yeah Baby! I'll be the meat in their taco anytime.

[northcat_8]

hawaiin tropic girls

Hey that's Brittney, Laura, Bridgette, Mallory, Ashton, Sasha and Riley

OH...sorry...most of you don't know them. They are the judges for the Red Winger's Association "Pie" eating contest.

[stiltman]

the center one looks to be about 2 months pregnant

[glockjs]

the center one looks to be about 2 months pregnant

and thats a bad thing? you know theres know way she can ever point the finger to you if questions are ever asked

[Doramius]

Preggo! Hotties with a bump! Sounds like my wife approved porn collection. nothing like a preggo takin it for it's worth and on to the max.

[northcat_8]

It's like one of my friends always says...the nice thing about picking up a pregnant chick is you know she puts out and you know you aren't going to knock her up

[Doramius]

I'm sure Capmaster's poked the preggo before birthing a few Tupperware sets.
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Is it just me or does anybody else find Preggo (Spaghetti Sauce) commercials funny? "Preggo! Share What's inside."
Did they honestly realize the spoof they did?

It falls around there with Chevrolet trying to sell the NOVA to spanish countries and communities.

[freestyler]

its Prego, not Preggo

[teegee420]

Rosario Dawson

[flaninacupboard]

hawaiin tropic girls

for some reason i don't find any of those girls remotely attractive.....

[VCDHunter]

hawaiin tropic girls

for some reason i don't find any of those girls remotely attractive.....

can I hear a closet door creaking open . . . . . ? :P

[rhegedus]

Dunno, I think flan's got a point - they don't look like they'd be the first choices on anyone's list.

How do they compare to the Cardiff flap, then?

[flaninacupboard]

don't get me wrong, there's been some fine women go past, but those ones all look over 30, 80% plastic 20% bitch and 0% personality. specially second from left, i think that's an angry man with tits.

Haven't seen anyone post natalie portman, she's pretty hot.

[freestyler]

Monica Bellucci

I second that, Monica Belluci is one hot Italian piece of ass, whew

au naturale, thick and juicy

[rhegedus]

....but those ones all look over 30, 80% plastic 20% bitch and 0% personality. specially second from left, i think that's an angry man with tits.

Far left is an angry man without tits.

[freestyler]

she looks like an extra off The Exorcist, more like the Exortits though

I think her tits spun around the other way, she appears to be the flattest of the bunch

[VCDHunter]

Dunno, I think flan's got a point - they don't look like they'd be the first choices on anyone's list.

How do they compare to the Cardiff flap, then?

They wouldn't be first on my list either - but they'd be on the list somewhere, its a pretty long list

We have far better "flap" here although looking around the office today I can see only one

[Capmaster]

I'm sure Capmaster's poked the preggo before birthing a few Tupperware sets.
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Is it just me or does anybody else find Preggo (Spaghetti Sauce) commercials funny? "Preggo! Share What's inside."
Did they honestly realize the spoof they did?

It falls around there with Chevrolet trying to sell the NOVA to spanish countries and communities.

Tupperware is polyethylene and I only fornicate with vinyl, thank you very much

I've always gotten a kick out of the Prego name. One time my wife was opening a jar of it (one of the rare times she didn't make the sauce from scratch), and I commented to her "With a name like 'Prego', ya ever wonder what it's made of?" She almost went upside my head with the jar, and she didn't eat much of it

Yeah, naming a car that literally means "it does not go" in Spanish wasn't the high point of that marketing guy's career

[northcat_8]

They would not be first on my list either but I'm not kicking any of them out of bed for eating crackers either

[Capmaster]

They would not be first on my list either but I'm not kicking any of them out of bed for eating crackers either

No way. The far right one and third from right would be my picks. I'd set aside Dolly in a heartbeat for either one

[teegee420]

Alley Baggett

[VCDHunter]

Alley Baggett

Never heard of her but a quick google provided me with a few better pics than that 8)

I wouldn't mind hanging out of that

[teegee420]

Never heard of her but a quick google provided me with a few better pics than that 8)

I wouldn't mind hanging out of that

I have shitloads of her pics and let's just say it took a long time to find one suitable for posting. :P By the way, if anyone's interested, there's newsgroup for her which is alt.binaries.pictures.alley-baggett. You can find hundreds, if not thousands of pics there.

[rhegedus]

Can't believe no one's mentioned...........

[jeex]

oooh, sexy box with a red X... its britney spears.. and the reason no one has mentioned her is because we're all tired of her like the semi-hot whore from high school. you can only bang her for so long before she becomes another warm hole.

[gitreel]

Can't believe no one's mentioned...........

she's ok, but I've seen better

[rhegedus]

Yeah, but when she'd whisper 'Hit me baby, one more time', how could you resist?

[teegee420]

Amy Acker- A little light up top but very cute nonetheless.

[teegee420]

Forehead notwithstanding....Tyra Banks