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[SatStorm]

You are ******* crazy....

This all here, is ...Greek to me!

[indolikaa]

You are ******* crazy....

This all here, is ...Greek to me!

You are a True Post Whore by proxy. Do not deny it, allow it to flow through your veins and drink it's power. You are one with the Whores, Greek One.

[SatStorm]

Let say that I'm delegate whore....

[indolikaa]

Let say that I'm delegate whore....

You have obviously been off drinking ouzo and whoring with Swedish women the last few days...

SatStorm is a True Post Whore by proxy. As one of the founding members of this fabulous community, SatStorm has proven time and again that he is not only one of the most knowledgable members in the digital video world, he can make most grown men cry with his proficiency in vulgarity and his absolute mastery of disrespect. His recent ascention to moderatorship has only glorified those who worship Foghorn Leghorn. Yes, his Off-Topic posting of just under 5% (93 of 1954 posts) is embarrassing to the average Post Whore, but we are not average Post Whores are we? Not all men can be judged by a simple set of rules, and although he doesn't technically qualify for Post Whore status, some of our fellow members deserve honorary mention for their collected works. SatStorm is one of them. We raise our glasses to you, SatStorm, and cheer in unison, "**** the Greeks!"

[SatStorm]

I already read that. But I choosed not to talk about it first place
Also I'm the one who lead the on topic discussions off topic frequently.

BTW: Don't post about my experiences with nordic girls in general.... The administrator of this place is from sweden.... Don't mention that my girlfriend - who knows english perfect - reads videohelp also....

Yes, a wonderfull day indeed

[indolikaa]

I don't hold Baldrick's ancestry against him. Too much, anyway.

[stiltman]

BTW: Don't post about my experiences with nordic girls in general.... The administrator of this place is from sweden.... Don't mention that my girlfriend - who knows english perfect - reads videohelp also....

[teegee420]

Let say that I'm delegate whore....

A whore is a whore no matter what name you choose. :P

[Ripper2860]

Sorry I have been absent. The post-award party was awesome. Drinks; Dancing; Loud Music; Half Naked Women. Man, I was up with the crack of Dawn -- up until her husband busted down the door! I barely got out alive!!

I did'nt see every major award winner there -- but I did see Cobra slippin' some teenage chicks "rufies", but then lost track of him later in the night.

Capmaster honored us all with his imitation of Tom Cruise in Risky Business doing the underwear and shades dance. Only it was not as good, as it involved doing the Tango with Dollie. I think "The Dance of Love" made her extremely horny, 'cause right after that they both slipped upstairs and were not seen again the rest of the night.

TeeGee was dancing on the table in ladies undergarments telling us how he gets a discount at Victoria's Secret cause his best friend's girlfriend's parole officer has a daughter whose cousin is an assistant manager there! Who gives a shit!? It was quite disturbing !!.

North_cat was up to his usual tricks, however. After drinking himself into oblivion, he snagged a valet jacket and impersonated a valet parker only to hide everyone's car keys! Bastard then called the cops and had everyone cavity searched for drugs.

If you did not make it -- you missed a hell of a party! Other than having to walk home with a sore ass due to the "Police Dog" incident, it was a blast!!l

[indolikaa]

Sorry I have been absent. The post-award party was awesome. Drinks; Dancing; Loud Music; Half Naked Women. Man, I was up with the crack of Dawn -- up until her husband busted down the door! I barely got out alive!!

I did'nt see every major award winner there -- but I did see Cobra slippin' some teenage chicks "rufies", but then lost track of him later in the night.

Capmaster honored us all with his imitation of Tom Cruise in Risky Business doing the underwear and shades dance. Only it was not as good, as it involved doing the Tango with Dollie. I think "The Dance of Love" made her extremely horny, 'cause right after that they both slipped upstairs and were not seen again the rest of the night.

TeeGee was dancing on the table in ladies undergarments telling us how he gets a discount at Victoria's Secret cause his best friend's girlfriend's parole officer has a daughter whose cousin is an assistant manager there! Who gives a shit!? It was quite disturbing !!.

North_cat was up to his usual tricks, however. After drinking himself into oblivion, he snagged a valet jacket and impersonated a valet parker only to hide everyone's car keys! Bastard then called the cops and had everyone cavity searched for drugs.

If you did not make it -- you missed a hell of a party! Other than having to walk home afterwards with a sore ass after the "Police Dog" incident, it was a blast!!l

Don't forget the part where offline barfed in the appetizer tray, and FulciLives thought it was brie and ate it. Damn that Zombie Nuts, it's not like doesn't have enough ways gross out my students.

(Ripper's literary skills are blossoming under our direction, aren't they?)

[Ripper2860]

Indo,

I know it is not "acceptable" for the teacher to fraternize with the students at these types of "social" events, but you were truly missed. I was looking forward to seeing you perform the "Bic Lighter Atomic Fart Fireballs" you so skillfully produced last year at the Dean's Roast. We were rolling on the floor when you burned every last hair off your ass and singed the Dean's toupe !!! Oh, man! That was one hell of a night! I can't believe you talked Flaninacupbord into into drawing butt hairs on your ass with a Sharpie in hopes your wife would not notice! . I laughed so hard I pee'd myself.

Well -- you were missed. But I certainly understand that with your academic station in life, you must put some distance between yourself and us "n'er do wells".

Maybe I'll see you this Friday at the tittie bar. We can knock back a couple of Zima's and howl at the moon. Speaking of moon -- did the wife ever notice ??

[indolikaa]

Indo,

I know it is not "acceptable" for the teacher to fraternize with the students at these types of "social" events, but you were truly missed. I was looking forward to seeing you perform the "Bic Lighter Atomic Fart Fireballs" you so skillfully produced last year at the Dean's Roast. We were rolling on the floor when you burned every last hair off your ass and singed the Dean's toupe !!!
Oh, man! That was one hell of a night! I can't believe you talked Flaninacupbord into into drawing butt hairs on your ass with a Sharpie in hopes your wife would not notice! . I laughed so hard I pee'd myself.

Well -- you were missed. But I certainly understand that with your academic station in life, you must put some distance between yourself and us "n'er do wells".

Maybe I'll see you this Friday at the tittie bar. We can knock back a couple of Zima's and howl at the moon. Speaking of moon -- did the wife ever notice ??

Mr. Ripper,

I don't know what century you grew up in, but this is the 21st century. In case you haven't noticed, middle school teachers are sleeping with their students, college football coaches are passing out at strip clubs and still finding work, and most universities have the minimum number of convicted child molesters on staff as prescribed under the "Kerry-Kennedy Social Disorders Rehabilitation Act of 2001."

Having said that, I'd like to refresh your memory about the social gathering in question. Do you remember the person who brought in the anatomically-correct Jack Valenti doll that one of Capmaster's sheep was screwing long after the police arrived to arrest SatStorm for masturbating to pictures of Jessica Simpson in the public park across the street? Yes, you do, you remember. It was you who the sheep knocked out of the way to finish what your drunk-ass was having problems getting started. And remember what that working thermonuclear warhead stuffed in Valenti's mouth had painted on it?

"From Indolikaa, With Love."

I would be more than happy to join you at the local tittie bar this weekend. We could discuss my upcoming lecture regarding proper socializing techniques with the moderators. And no, the lovely Mrs. Khan did not notice the folicles missing from my backside. She was far more concerned about seeing her husband walk in with a half-empty bottle of wine in one hand and a collar with the name "Dolly" in the other hand.

Dr. Khan

[northcat_8]

middle school teachers are sleeping with their students

WTF????????

I am always the last one to know......Hell, I've wasted almost the entire school year...looks like I need to make up an "after school tutoring" schedule ASAFP



I'm kidding..you can't take a ******* joke people, I wouldn't sleep with my students...sleep with their mother...absolutely...but students...no, that's not the northcat way.

[northcat_8]

I wood jist likee to apple-ogize four my behave your at the party 2nite. (hiccup)...i not res...respon....sible for my akshhhions (hiccup) afterd I drinking 2-3 whine coolers

[flaninacupboard]

I can't believe you talked Flaninacupbord into into drawing butt hairs on your ass with a Sharpie in hopes your wife would not notice! . I laughed so hard I pee'd myself.

Dude, first up i totally don't remember that (perhaps indo's ass was such a horrifying sight my mind has buried it) and second, what the **** is a sharpie?!

[teegee420]

Permanent marker. What, you thought it was a penis?

[flaninacupboard]

i just had no idea. guess it explains the ink stains on my fingers. it was a brown pen, right?


Euwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[indolikaa]

Permanent marker. What, you thought it was a penis?

Oh, that was bad. :P

[flaninacupboard]

i'm guessing indo now has a singed a-hole and a ruptured sack

[Capmaster]

I don't remember much from that night. I do remember the Sharpie incident, but I could have sworn somebody had it up their ass too

And I'm positive that Indo's Atomic Fart Fireball singed Fulci's butt-hairs and melted my 16" portable (for those impulsive moments) inflatable clown.

[Doramius]

I'm A POST WHORE! But this is only my day job, so I'm not here as often as Cap, Indol, north, etc.

I is just a part-time poster.

I remember the sharpie incident. Couldn't tell wether it smelled like burnt dog hair and marker or boiling vasaline with latex and plastic after the fart fireball.

Cap, did dolly get singed at all?

[Capmaster]

I'm A POST WHORE! But this is only my day job, so I'm not here as often as Cap, Indol, north, etc.

I is just a part-time poster.

I remember the sharpie incident. Couldn't tell wether it smelled like burnt dog hair and marker or boiling vasaline with latex and plastic after the fart fireball.

Cap, did dolly get singed at all?

Dolly's in Arizona at Indo's place. I let him borrow Dolly for a while and he let me see his Taiyo media stockpile, and gave me a few wine coolers for the drive back to Albuquerque.

It was my 16" clown that got melted

[flaninacupboard]

It was my 16" clown that got melted

Shit, i bet Mrs Cap is pissed now! she'll have to visit the boys in the ghetto for some 16" action

[lordsmurf]

9% off topic here

[Doramius]

subtract 1 and then add a zero at the end. 80% yep that's me. POST WHORE poster child.

[teegee420]

subtract 1 and then add a zero at the end. 80% yep that's me. POST WHORE poster child.

Nicely done. May you never run out of clever ways to talk about passing gas. :P

[Doramius]

Passing a strong and nasty fart in the emergency stairwell is awesome when the bell rings. Just like the Fire Drill, everybody's gotta go through it.

I swear, farting at work is like the best toy that can never be taken away.

[Capmaster]

Passing a strong and nasty fart in the emergency stairwell is awesome when the bell rings. Just like the Fire Drill, everybody's gotta go through it.

I always enjoy breaking terrible and rancid wind when I'm alone in the elevator, then getting out and walking down the hall seeing 2 or 3 people headed for the elevator

The stairwell is good too, but once I farted so loud there people two flights down were coming up, and gave me a funny look. Understandable since the stairwell was a natural resonance chamber, and it sounded like if I had farted in a 55-gallon drum I knew my revenge would be complete once they passed that point of diminishing-life-support atmosphere heading up the stairs

[indolikaa]

You're both wrong!

Proper farting etiquette means leaving a doozeberry in your boss's cloth office chair. And I mean doing the grind to get every last kilopascal worked into the fibers. And if it's a little sticky, who cares?

[Devanshu]

subtract 1 and then add a zero at the end. 80% yep that's me. POST WHORE poster child.

Devanshu's stats:

Off topic: 1488 posts / 82.99%

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