The Unsinkable Cobra?

[Ripper2860]

Has anybody else noticed that no matter how badly a thread degrades; no matter how far down in the gutter; no matter how seedy or risque -- Cobra just will not go there? The man always remains above the fray. He will participate, but always holds the high ground, never stooping to the level of debauchery that others in the same thread have sunken to. Or so it seems.

Can anyone site an instance where Cobra mixed it up with the likes of Northcat or Capmaster or Jeex or Indo and taken the "low" road?

Just wondering if he really is a candidate for Saint-hood or if I've just never seen his "dark side"!!

[indolikaa]

I think you're right on this one, Ripper. He's not on my short or long list of people to poke fun at, so he must be very well behaved...


We must change this.

[teegee420]

You're right, Ripper. Cobra is very cool-headed and isn't easily provoked. Quite admirable traits, really. You rock, Cobra!

[northcat_8]

Can anyone site an instance where Cobra mixed it up with the likes of Northcat or Capmaster or Jeex or Indo and taken the "low" road?

We were on a road? I never know where we're going, no body ever tells me anything

[indolikaa]

He will come to the Red Side. I have forseen it.

[northcat_8]

You're right, Ripper. Cobra is very cool-headed and isn't easily provoked. Quite admirable traits, really. You rock, Cobra!

do snakes have an ass?

If so,...I think Teegee is kissing one :P


Isn't easily provoked...phhttt...that sounds like a challenge

[Ripper2860]

Let the corruption begin !!

[teegee420]

do snakes have an ass?

If so,...I think Teegee is kissing one :P

Just calling it like I see it, dude. It's not like I'm trying to wrangle a massive overclocking job from the guy for free. :P

[northcat_8]

Just kidding teegee.
Cobra is up there on his high horse :P looking down on us just shaking his head like a parent watching his kids do stupid things....hmmmm, sounds like a photoshop opportunity

[indolikaa]

I think we should kick his ass. Then take a picture of him screwin' Dolly and send it to his loved ones.


I'll bet he could make that head-bobbin' sheep happy.

[fmctm1sw]

You're right, Ripper. Cobra is very cool-headed and isn't easily provoked. Quite admirable traits, really. You rock, Cobra!

I get it... This is part of that "Post-Whore" thread...

*edit* Aw shit...

[quote="Post Whore Thread"]
Here is a short list of subjects that the 'True' Post Whores look for to hone their skills:

* Nuclear Weapons
* English Football
* Air Compressors
* Farm Animals
* Vintage Computers
[/qoute]

That makes me a post whore as well.....

[teegee420]

I get it... This is part of that "Post-Whore" thread...

*edit* Aw shit...

Here is a short list of subjects that the 'True' Post Whores look for to hone their skills:

* Nuclear Weapons
* English Football
* Air Compressors
* Farm Animals
* Vintage Computers
[/qoute]

That makes me a post whore as well.....

Ah, misery loves company.

P.S.- I know you were only ******* with me, Northcat.

[andyp1]

It's OK I've found him but don't tell Cap

[Guest]

The guy wouldnt even take money from me for his tv permit
He needs some corrupting. Maybe I'll send him a hooker instead

[Capmaster]

It's OK I've found him but don't tell Cap

Do snakes even screw like that? A disturbing pic Andyp1 .....and one I wholly approve of

(note to self: Don't piss off Andyp1 - he's just too good at editing pics )

[teegee420]

That's some mighty fine craftmanship there, Andy!

[northcat_8]

It's OK I've found him but don't tell Cap

Do snakes even screw like that? A disturbing pic Andyp1 .....and one I wholly approve of

(note to self: Don't piss off Andyp1 - he's just too good at editing pics )

DAMN CAP, Dolly is an extremely social little goat isn't she? You better be careful, if she starts banging birds, you run the risk of getting chirpies.

[flaninacupboard]

har de har har.

[Ripper2860]

A whole new angle on the phrase -- "Milking the Snake"!!

Outstanding Craftsmanship !!!!!

[Capmaster]

It's OK I've found him but don't tell Cap

Do snakes even screw like that? A disturbing pic Andyp1 .....and one I wholly approve of

(note to self: Don't piss off Andyp1 - he's just too good at editing pics )

DAMN CAP, Dolly is an extremely social little goat isn't she? You better be careful, if she starts banging birds, you run the risk of getting chirpies.

Tell me you didn't type that .....chirpies?!?

Yes, Dolly is a little slut. At least the worst she can catch is Gon-Air-Rhea.

[teegee420]

Yes, Dolly is a little slut. At least the worst she can catch is Gon-Air-Rhea.

*GROAN*

Aw, who am I kidding? It made me laugh. :P

[northcat_8]

Yes, Dolly is a little slut. At least the worst she can catch is Gon-Air-Rhea.

a perfect retort.

[Ripper2860]

1st chink in the Cobra armor!!!

Word association -- TeeGee's JOB followed by Cobra's HAND...

[offline]

He wants to become a Mod. He must wander the earth like Kane
and seek enlightenment from the great spirits. He must be worthy and help those in need.

He must turn aside the slings and arrows of those who
would cross him, and yet glean no ill will towards them.

Only then, young grasshopper, can he seek the great temple and
have the shit burned out of his arms while holding a white-hot metal bowl.

[northcat_8]

Always taking the moral high ground, Cobra and his mighty steed stand poised and ready to enter battle.

[flaninacupboard]

or in full battle armor:




(you wouldn't believe how much time i just spent on trying to find a suitable pic. i had to resort to finding my DVD and ripping a scene....)

[indolikaa]

This thread brings a whole new meaning to the term VD...

VD = Vinyl Disease

[Ripper2860]

Cobra ...

Feel the Power of the Redside ...


You cannot resist the force of the "Red Wings" ...


Cobra ...

... We are your father !!!





BTW -- is that a vinyl/inflatbile steed !!

[northcat_8]

or in full battle armor:
(you wouldn't believe how much time i just spent on trying to find a suitable pic. i had to resort to finding my DVD and ripping a scene....)

I would, that's why I just used his avatar(I gave up). And if you think finding a Cobra is bad, try finding a real picture of a knight on horse back, instead of an artist's drawing

I ended up doing a screen cap of kingarthor.com's flash intro because I searched google so long with unsatisfactory results...stupid anti-renasance society

[Ripper2860]

Always taking the moral high ground, Cobra and his mighty steed stand poised and ready to enter battle.

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."