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    Talking toilet

    Talking toilet orders men to sit down
    Tuesday, May 18, 2004 Posted: 1:51 PM EDT (1751 GMT)


    BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- A German inventor who developed a gadget that berates men if they try to use the toilet standing up has sold more than 1.6 million devices, his business manager said on Tuesday.

    German women fed up with a man with a poor aim can turn to the ghost-shaped gadget, which lurks under the toilet rim and, if the seat is lifted, declares in a stern female tone:

    "Hello, what are you up to then? Put the seat back down right away, you are definitely not to pee standing up ... you will make a right mess..."

    Alex Benkhardt, 46, invented the "WC Ghost" and its creators are in negotiations to market it in Britain, Canada and Italy.
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    someone posted this a few days ago.
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    You mean this one?

    "Whenever I need to "get away,'' I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are the flies. They're terrible!" Jack Handey
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    I would definitely sit down on that one. Ooooooohhhhhh Yeeeaaaahhhh!
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    All well and good for women to whine, but they are at point-blank range...
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    wouldn't hafta use tp
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    Quote Originally Posted by tweedledee
    You mean this one?

    I suspect many people would never leave the house if there were a toilet like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by teegee420
    I suspect many people would never leave the house if there were a toilet like that.
    Wrong, I go out a lot, my wife tends to stay home a lot.......er

    well, i'll be........and I thought she had a weak bladder.
    "Whenever I need to "get away,'' I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are the flies. They're terrible!" Jack Handey
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    all women have weak bladders!
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