Mathematical Analysis of the Riaa's Tactics

[gitreel]

Mathematical analysis of the RIAA's tactics
Posted by leflaw on May 19, 2004 at 11:53 PM (printer friendly)

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this...

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%?

So what makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these
questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then...
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But...

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And..

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND look how far ass kissing will take you...

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top.

I could not resist posting this

[northcat_8]

V-I-N-Y-L-G-O-A-T-F-U-C-K-E-R=189%

...maybe Cap is the only one who has it all figured out

[indolikaa]

RED WINGS = 99%


Well, nobody's perfect.

[Faustus]

So does that put bush right at 50%? Interesting...

[zzyzzx]

What does this have to do with the RIAA?

[gitreel]

Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top.

This is what they do all the time. They lie and buy laws