Funniest signatures or email tags.

[Doramius]

Here are some funny Tags and signatures I've found people using in Forums, Instant Messaging, Emails, etc. I'd like to see what creative tags people hear have seen or use. List your funniest and most interesting, but please try to be tasteful. If that's possible. I just don't want this thread to be removed.
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*I owned a gun once. Then it was taken away and marked 'Exhibit B'. (mine in a different Forum center)
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*If there was one thing I could do over in life, it would be the time I beat up my little brother for breaking into my piggy bank. I just wanted to beat him up, over and over and over........
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*One day while driving along an interstate, my 5 year old neice looked out the window while we passed by a wildlife refuge. She immediately shouted, "LOOK! Those deer are playing Leap Frog." My wife slapped me because I added, "...And that one can't quite make it over."
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*We used to have a big pitbull named Fifi. Fifi was killed in an accident. If that kid hadn't accidentally crossed over my backyard fence, I'm sure Fifi would still be here today. So would the kid.
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*I did my part to help protect wildlife and used to feed seltzer tablets to ducks, seagulls, and other wild life. Now there are signs up everywhere stating its a $250 fine to feed the animals.

[Capmaster]

List your funniest and most interesting, but please be tasteful. I don't want this thread removed.

This is the off-topics forum. If it was limited to "tasteful" we'd all be looking at a bunch of blank threads

I like the first one

[Doramius]

Here's another one I liked.
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I work. I just haven't figured out where.

[Cobra]

I think Hardcoreruss' signature picture is one of the best I've seen so far. Capmaster's is simply inspired - I feel like that when I go into the lab at 8AM after a night out...

I'm still waiting for the question I ask in my signature to be answered, though...

Cobra

[teegee420]

I think Hardcoreruss' signature picture is one of the best I've seen so far. Capmaster's is simply inspired - I feel like that when I go into the lab at 8AM after a night out...

I'm still waiting for the question I ask in my signature to be answered, though...

Teal? How about Purple? I guess it depends on what color blood the little buggers have.

[Devanshu]

I like cobra's...makes me laugh everytime I look at it (I'm easily amused).

I'm a huge family guy fan and anything to do with that makes me laugh. The audio clip I have in mine is pretty funny.

EDIT: I also like stiltman's sig(I think). The one w/ tgpo's famous mac commercial.

[stiltman]

EDIT: I also like stiltman's sig(I think). The one w/ tgpo's famous mac commercial.

Thanks!

Actualy, tgpo sent me an IM telling me the link no longer worked. luckily, I had a copy of it and put it up on my host. I did start to edit it to....took out the guys name and will insert "the great pat O"

Anyone know what tgpo's voice sounds like

[Doramius]

Here's A funny one from a user called 'Masticator'. Very inventive.
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Masticator - Destroyer of Cereal.

[teegee420]

Here's A funny one from a user called 'Masticator'. Very inventive.
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Masticator - Destroyer of Cereal.

I like it!

[fmctm1sw]

That one Will hay had about being in need of a fist shoved down his throat... classic

[stiltman]

That one Will hay had about being in need of a fist shoved down his throat... classic

wan't that a quote from a member that said it to him?

[Cobra]

I believe so, and only Will could turn it against him with such grace and style!

[The village idiot]

[fmctm1sw]

That one Will hay had about being in need of a fist shoved down his throat... classic

wan't that a quote from a member that said it to him?

And I think it was a newbie at that....

[Will Hay]

I don't know which one you mean
Will

[Capmaster]

The Village Idiot's deserves a mention

[Doramius]

THis sounded more like a pick up line, but it was someone's tag.
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I got plenty of meat, can I bump your taco.

[Doramius]

"If you're going to dip in the paint, wear your glove."

[indolikaa]

Warning: This post may contain information that can cause damage to something. Use at own risk!
So it was written, so it shall be flamed. Indolikaa

Yes. I'm very partial to this one.

[The village idiot]

That was post number 2500 by the way :P And spent it in good fashion, with a blank post! Go ahead and try making said blank post, it isn't as simple as it seems.

[tgpo]

[tgpo]

That was post number 2500 by the way :P And spent it in good fashion, with a blank post! Go ahead and try making said blank post, it isn't as simple as it seems.

Easy

[Doramius]

TGPO's is a bit rough, but its short and moves easily when used. Nice flow.

[Capmaster]

[Will Hay]

hello


shit

[charvelzeppelin]

I'm a huge family guy fan and anything to do with that makes me laugh. The audio clip I have in mine is pretty funny.

Know what a murkin is?....(insert here)...want one?

[Cobra]

[Cobra]

Sorted.

[Doramius]

I just thought of this one, thanks to Capmaster in another forum. (Don't ask)
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Think you're constipated? Now you know why queers walk with their A**es in the air.

[Doramius]

Here's another good one from a friend of mine
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"Silly ******. Dicks are for chicks."