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  1. I want to ask if there is anyway of uncensoring a censored MPEG video?
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    Nope,once the video has been altered its permanent.
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    You mean removing the black bars that cover the "naughty bits"?

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    Sounds like pixelated porn to me.
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    Originally Posted by SouLja056
    I want to ask if there is anyway of uncensoring a censored MPEG video?
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    Sure. All you need is a copy of Adobe After Effects (or Apple Shake if you're on a Mac), the censored video, and some porn. If you don't have porn of your own, take a picture of your weiner against a solid blue background. (Just like they did for Star Wars!) Load up the original video as the background, insert porn (and/or weiner) as needed, and render the final output as DVD compliant video. If you want to redo the audio, you can open the tracks in Sound Forge and create a new track, add some new dialogue (I recommend *$&%, (@#$, and "look at the size of that thing!") and re-render the audio.

    Now if you meant "uncensor" as in "un-pixelate the picture so I can see who that really is," then no, you can't do it. Trust me though, you'd regret it if there was. The last thing a guy wants to accidentally find out is how his mother really paid for college.
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    Download good ol' American porn instead of Japanese porn. We don't have the taboo about pubic hair. Don't mention Janet's beast though.

    Also, are you sure that it's not really pixelated, but actually a strange form of naughty bits?
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    Originally Posted by Supreme2k
    Download good ol' American porn instead of Japanese porn. We don't have the taboo about pubic hair.
    What's up with that? They have no problem depicting women getting raped and gulping down gallons of semen, but a little bush is a no no.
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    they saw how bad things got, when the u.s. got a bush in the whitehouse
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  10. Originally Posted by ricky1756
    they saw how bad things got, when the u.s. got a bush in the whitehouse
    Sounds like Ricky's from FERNDALE! Its funny he didn't open his mouth till he heard the work "WIENER".

    For some of us, a little Bush now and then is a good thing.
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    lol It's annoying indeed that jap porn are censored though you CAN find some which are not
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