What's your prison name?

[SLK001]

Real name gets "Nut Buster".

[Rookie64]

These came up for me -


Nut Buster

The Fist

Ass Executioner

Backroom Baller

[Capmaster]

Ass Executioner

I think we have a new leader

[tgpo]

All the names it will display:

"******", "Twinkle Toes", "Ball Boy","Ox", "One Nut", "The Bastard", "Bitch Ho", "Stubby", "Boy Pussy", "Man Hole", "Fuzzy Nuts", "Sweet Lips", "The Alter Boy", "Baby Buns", "Sweet Cheeks", "Weed Whacker", "Sugar Plum Fairy", "Fudge Boy", "Ass Mangler", "Fruity Pebbles", "Shit Stain","Snaggle Tooth", "Beecher", "Hot Hole", "Cum Guzzler", "Self-Toucher", "Cum Queen", "Fancy Pants", "Salad Tosser", "Ass ****", "He Whore", "Turd Tapper", "The Wood-meister", "Herr Homo", "Jockstrap Jockey", "Golden Shower Whore", "Gay Boy", "Long Dong Kong", "Towelboy", "**** Gobler", "Ass Muncher", "****** Enforcer", "Ass Executioner", "Nipple Nibbler", "The Fist", "Gimp", "The Harpoon", "Ball Sucker", "Tubby Bitch", "Asspick", "The Jacker", "Juicy Ass", "Turd Knocker", "The Crack Killer", "Knob Goblin", "Cum Bucket", "Sugar Pussy", "Skank ****", "Mouth-Mangler", "The Necrophiliac", "The Perv", "Hung Muther", "Shower Stalker", "Slick Dick", "Fist ******", "The One-Eyed Ogre", "Horse Hung Harry", "Squealing Piglet", "Queer Johnny", "Boy Bitch", "Fat Boy", "Whore", "Dildo Head", "Nut Buster", "Cum Stain", "Glory Hole", "Finger ******", "Backroom Baller", "Double Fisted", "Ugly Skank Bitch Twat", "Count Suckula", "The Undertaker", "The Piss Guzzler", "Shit Eater", "Keller's **** Boy", "Water Boy", "Wish Bone", "Aryan **** Toy", "**** Stick", "**** Sucker", "Ass Eater")

[Capmaster]

All the names it will display:

"******", "Twinkle Toes", "Ball Boy","Ox", "One Nut", "The Bastard", "Bitch Ho", "Stubby", "Boy Pussy", "Man Hole", "Fuzzy Nuts", "Sweet Lips", "The Alter Boy", "Baby Buns", "Sweet Cheeks", "Weed Whacker", "Sugar Plum Fairy", "Fudge Boy", "Ass Mangler", "Fruity Pebbles", "Shit Stain","Snaggle Tooth", "Beecher", "Hot Hole", "Cum Guzzler", "Self-Toucher", "Cum Queen", "Fancy Pants", "Salad Tosser", "Ass ****", "He Whore", "Turd Tapper", "The Wood-meister", "Herr Homo", "Jockstrap Jockey", "Golden Shower Whore", "Gay Boy", "Long Dong Kong", "Towelboy", "**** Gobler", "Ass Muncher", "****** Enforcer", "Ass Executioner", "Nipple Nibbler", "The Fist", "Gimp", "The Harpoon", "Ball Sucker", "Tubby Bitch", "Asspick", "The Jacker", "Juicy Ass", "Turd Knocker", "The Crack Killer", "Knob Goblin", "Cum Bucket", "Sugar Pussy", "Skank ****", "Mouth-Mangler", "The Necrophiliac", "The Perv", "Hung Muther", "Shower Stalker", "Slick Dick", "Fist ******", "The One-Eyed Ogre", "Horse Hung Harry", "Squealing Piglet", "Queer Johnny", "Boy Bitch", "Fat Boy", "Whore", "Dildo Head", "Nut Buster", "Cum Stain", "Glory Hole", "Finger ******", "Backroom Baller", "Double Fisted", "Ugly Skank Bitch Twat", "Count Suckula", "The Undertaker", "The Piss Guzzler", "Shit Eater", "Keller's **** Boy", "Water Boy", "Wish Bone", "Aryan **** Toy", "**** Stick", "**** Sucker", "Ass Eater")

I don't want to know how you got those

[tgpo]

All the names it will display:

"******", "Twinkle Toes", "Ball Boy","Ox", "One Nut", "The Bastard", "Bitch Ho", "Stubby", "Boy Pussy", "Man Hole", "Fuzzy Nuts", "Sweet Lips", "The Alter Boy", "Baby Buns", "Sweet Cheeks", "Weed Whacker", "Sugar Plum Fairy", "Fudge Boy", "Ass Mangler", "Fruity Pebbles", "Shit Stain","Snaggle Tooth", "Beecher", "Hot Hole", "Cum Guzzler", "Self-Toucher", "Cum Queen", "Fancy Pants", "Salad Tosser", "Ass ****", "He Whore", "Turd Tapper", "The Wood-meister", "Herr Homo", "Jockstrap Jockey", "Golden Shower Whore", "Gay Boy", "Long Dong Kong", "Towelboy", "**** Gobler", "Ass Muncher", "****** Enforcer", "Ass Executioner", "Nipple Nibbler", "The Fist", "Gimp", "The Harpoon", "Ball Sucker", "Tubby Bitch", "Asspick", "The Jacker", "Juicy Ass", "Turd Knocker", "The Crack Killer", "Knob Goblin", "Cum Bucket", "Sugar Pussy", "Skank ****", "Mouth-Mangler", "The Necrophiliac", "The Perv", "Hung Muther", "Shower Stalker", "Slick Dick", "Fist ******", "The One-Eyed Ogre", "Horse Hung Harry", "Squealing Piglet", "Queer Johnny", "Boy Bitch", "Fat Boy", "Whore", "Dildo Head", "Nut Buster", "Cum Stain", "Glory Hole", "Finger ******", "Backroom Baller", "Double Fisted", "Ugly Skank Bitch Twat", "Count Suckula", "The Undertaker", "The Piss Guzzler", "Shit Eater", "Keller's **** Boy", "Water Boy", "Wish Bone", "Aryan **** Toy", "**** Stick", "**** Sucker", "Ass Eater")

I don't want to know how you got those

I cheated and looked as the source code

[Capmaster]

All the names it will display:

"******", "Twinkle Toes", "Ball Boy","Ox", "One Nut", "The Bastard", "Bitch Ho", "Stubby", "Boy Pussy", "Man Hole", "Fuzzy Nuts", "Sweet Lips", "The Alter Boy", "Baby Buns", "Sweet Cheeks", "Weed Whacker", "Sugar Plum Fairy", "Fudge Boy", "Ass Mangler", "Fruity Pebbles", "Shit Stain","Snaggle Tooth", "Beecher", "Hot Hole", "Cum Guzzler", "Self-Toucher", "Cum Queen", "Fancy Pants", "Salad Tosser", "Ass ****", "He Whore", "Turd Tapper", "The Wood-meister", "Herr Homo", "Jockstrap Jockey", "Golden Shower Whore", "Gay Boy", "Long Dong Kong", "Towelboy", "**** Gobler", "Ass Muncher", "****** Enforcer", "Ass Executioner", "Nipple Nibbler", "The Fist", "Gimp", "The Harpoon", "Ball Sucker", "Tubby Bitch", "Asspick", "The Jacker", "Juicy Ass", "Turd Knocker", "The Crack Killer", "Knob Goblin", "Cum Bucket", "Sugar Pussy", "Skank ****", "Mouth-Mangler", "The Necrophiliac", "The Perv", "Hung Muther", "Shower Stalker", "Slick Dick", "Fist ******", "The One-Eyed Ogre", "Horse Hung Harry", "Squealing Piglet", "Queer Johnny", "Boy Bitch", "Fat Boy", "Whore", "Dildo Head", "Nut Buster", "Cum Stain", "Glory Hole", "Finger ******", "Backroom Baller", "Double Fisted", "Ugly Skank Bitch Twat", "Count Suckula", "The Undertaker", "The Piss Guzzler", "Shit Eater", "Keller's **** Boy", "Water Boy", "Wish Bone", "Aryan **** Toy", "**** Stick", "**** Sucker", "Ass Eater")

I don't want to know how you got those

I cheated and looked as the source code

Well ...TGPO, since technically you came up with the most degrading name since you came up with ALL of the names, here's the payoff:

My private inflatable collection:



Bessie - For those days when mutton doesn't cut it


Dolly - The classic companion


Fluffy - Variety is the spice of life


Monique - A French whore


Bozo - A classic


Jingles - Another classic


Shorty - A 16" version for plane rides, in the car on the way to work, at my desk at work, and whenever the mood strikes.

[Devanshu]

Fruity Pebbles

[chiapet]

oh my dear sweet lord. I'm Shower Stalker. everybody best run for cover.

[Conquest10]

Real name: The Wood-meister
Username: Fist ******

[tgpo]

I WON! I WON!

[stiltman]

Ass Mangler

[flaninacupboard]

see, you knew those years oh having to merely read source code as the page won't run right on your mac would pay off!

capmaster, you're truly weird. i knew the sheep, but you have inflatable clowns, too?

[gitreel]

that way he can have clown porn

[Capmaster]

see, you knew those years oh having to merely read source code as the page won't run right on your mac would pay off!

capmaster, you're truly weird. i knew the sheep, but you have inflatable clowns, too?

Once you've had clown, you can never put it down

[gitreel]

I am surprised you even have bozo

[The village idiot]

"Boy Pussy" here - at your service!!

Mangina :P

[Capmaster]

My favorites are Turd Tapper and Ass Executioner

All academic since TGPO won the prize, albeit questionably

Hey - wanna find out what your Dutch Porn Star name is?:

http://www.dutch-fun.com/porn.htm

I can't access that site because it'll trigger our firewall URL alarm at work

[gitreel]

Dirk Offvanschafter

[Rookie64]

My favorites are Turd Tapper and Ass Executioner

All academic since TGPO won the prize, albeit questionably

Well, since I was Ass Executioner and Tgpo cheated :P I should get the prize

Hey - wanna find out what your Dutch Porn Star name is?:

Hans Kochkramer


Why not find one for your Clown Porn Star name 8)

[Capmaster]

My favorites are Turd Tapper and Ass Executioner

All academic since TGPO won the prize, albeit questionably

Well, since I was Ass Executioner and Tgpo cheated :P I should get the prize

Hey - wanna find out what your Dutch Porn Star name is?:

Hans Kochkramer


Why not find one for your Clown Porn Star name 8)

I'll work on that at home

[Guest]

real-Petrus Buystelman
user-Arnoldus Van der Boobje

[indolikaa]

This thread gets Indolikaa's '100% Fucked-Up' certification.


Can we give it 'Sticky' status? If only for a day?

[Guest]

This thread gets Indolikaa's '100% Fucked-Up' certification.


Can we give it 'Sticky' status? If only for a day?

Most of these links spiral shamelessly into the perverse.Wouldn't be funny if a demented thread(knowns outlawed in 10 southern states)evolved into a post about finding cheap media

[Ripper2860]

The ASSassin

or what my wife calls me -- "Mr. Tripod"

[888888]

I just got one word- "******" for my username, I think I win the prize.

Real name "Turd Knocker".

[offline]

tgpo's cheating again. reprogram please

[JPM_03]

Long Dong Kong.

[Guest]

All the names it will display:

"******", "Twinkle Toes", "Ball Boy","Ox", "One Nut", "The Bastard", "Bitch Ho", "Stubby", "Boy Pussy", "Man Hole", "Fuzzy Nuts", "Sweet Lips", "The Alter Boy", "Baby Buns", "Sweet Cheeks", "Weed Whacker", "Sugar Plum Fairy", "Fudge Boy", "Ass Mangler", "Fruity Pebbles", "Shit Stain","Snaggle Tooth", "Beecher", "Hot Hole", "Cum Guzzler", "Self-Toucher", "Cum Queen", "Fancy Pants", "Salad Tosser", "Ass ****", "He Whore", "Turd Tapper", "The Wood-meister", "Herr Homo", "Jockstrap Jockey", "Golden Shower Whore", "Gay Boy", "Long Dong Kong", "Towelboy", "**** Gobler", "Ass Muncher", "****** Enforcer", "Ass Executioner", "Nipple Nibbler", "The Fist", "Gimp", "The Harpoon", "Ball Sucker", "Tubby Bitch", "Asspick", "The Jacker", "Juicy Ass", "Turd Knocker", "The Crack Killer", "Knob Goblin", "Cum Bucket", "Sugar Pussy", "Skank ****", "Mouth-Mangler", "The Necrophiliac", "The Perv", "Hung Muther", "Shower Stalker", "Slick Dick", "Fist ******", "The One-Eyed Ogre", "Horse Hung Harry", "Squealing Piglet", "Queer Johnny", "Boy Bitch", "Fat Boy", "Whore", "Dildo Head", "Nut Buster", "Cum Stain", "Glory Hole", "Finger ******", "Backroom Baller", "Double Fisted", "Ugly Skank Bitch Twat", "Count Suckula", "The Undertaker", "The Piss Guzzler", "Shit Eater", "Keller's **** Boy", "Water Boy", "Wish Bone", "Aryan **** Toy", "**** Stick", "**** Sucker", "Ass Eater")

I'll follow your lead:

"Petrus", "Nico", "Hermannus", "Bertus", "Krelis", "Wilhelmus", "Arnoldus", "Nikolaas", "Helmar", "Dirk", "Hans", "Henk", "Piemel", "Boenen ", "Berthold", "Teunis", "Antoon")

("Kochkramer", "Schaff", "Van Goer", "Van der Boobje", "Van Ringe", "Van Batenburg", "Cloppels", "Buystelman", "Offvanschafter", "Van Ass", "Van Dyke", "Van den Bonck", "Cockelspel", "Van Dijck")

Kochkramer-I know what that means

[bdf24]

user name = cum guzzler

real name = ass executioner