Woman buys 10,000 Mars bars...

[indolikaa]

at a guess........

here?

Five words. This thread is fucked up.

[gmatov]

Get that goddamn candy bar out of there and I'd give it a lick or three. Hell, peel it and insert, I'd enjoy the bar as much as Bill C enjoyed his after "Daddy doesn't call it sex" cigar. Notice he sucked on them but never lit them. Smart man, that Bill. Horrible taste in women, what with Monica, Hilary, the other one, and probably a bunch of others

Fried Ice Cream, you gotta be kidding. As in Baked Alaska? Ice cream's supposed to be cold.

And, Cobra, don't believe all the shit you hear about fats, cocoa fat or any natural fat. It's the hydrogenated margarines and oils that kill you. Without fats, you die, period, whether you get them from grains/vegetables, or off the side of a cow. And, off a cow tastes a hell of a lot better.

At 238 pounds, you must be either getting enough fat and too many carbs, or just plain too many carbs.

Ah, well, off to bed, 6 is too damn early.

Cheers,

George

[indolikaa]

Cow does taste pretty good...

[teegee420]

I'll eat a cow's ass if it's cooked right.

[Cobra]

And, Cobra, don't believe all the shit you hear about fats, cocoa fat or any natural fat. It's the hydrogenated margarines and oils that kill you. Without fats, you die, period, whether you get them from grains/vegetables, or off the side of a cow. And, off a cow tastes a hell of a lot better.

Yes, I know. You can't survive without fat, true. However, too much fat will cause you problems. Certain unsaturated fats (ones with a double-bond in the hydrocarbon chain) are undigestable, hence they are pushed by margerine companies. Animal fats are mainly saturated, and therefore digestable. Too much of these will lead to artherosclerosis, amongst other effects.

In fact, too much of anything is bad for you. And that includes sex.

Cobra

[Defcon]

Fried Ice Cream, you gotta be kidding. As in Baked Alaska? Ice cream's supposed to be cold.

It is still cold on the inside...... Quite yummy !!!!!

Speakin of Fried Mars Bars, May taste good ???? But looks Nasty

http://www.telescreen.org/puddinparty/index17.html

[gmatov]

Cobra,

You're making me work too much. Double hydrogen bond. We're not talking the olestra product and anal leakage, we're talking plain old meat fat, the best kind, which some of the best cardiovascular people in the world have tested the eaters of, and said "This flies in the face of everything we have taught for the past fifty years!"

People ate nothing but meat, lost weight, kept it off, had lower total cholesterol, higher "good" cholesterol, lower "bad" cholesterol, and you say, well fats are bad for you, especially the kind you get from meat.

Goddamn, Sam, go with reason, not with some ******* who got a grant from margerine people to "prove" something.

Atkins developed a thesis that we had those pointy teeth for some reason other than to gnaw kernels off a cob of corn. In fact, there was no such thing AS a cob of corn even 200 years ago. Little goddamn ears of "maize", that's all. And, if you ate them, you ate them whole.

But, you kids will parrot what you hear. Why don't you parrot the latest findings, that it may be inflamation in the arteries that are causing plaque to snag and buid up and occlude an artery? Have you just not kept up, or does it fly in the face of all you have learned in your short lives.

Keep listening to the "experts", I'm sure that if you do as they say, take all their medications, don't chase women, don't drink, you may not live to be a 100, but it will sure seem like it.

And, if that's the way you want to live, why in hell would you WANT to live to be a 100?

Cheers,

George

[northcat_8]

Keep listening to the "experts", I'm sure that if you do as they say, take all their medications, don't chase women, don't drink, you may not live to be a 100, but it will sure seem like it.

AMEN...

[flaninacupboard]

the thing is so greasy it's made the paper see-through!
http://www.telescreen.org/puddinparty/index20.html

george,
it does seem to be we are getting told which fats are good and bad all the time, and it's always different. first, undigestible fats are good, they just come straight back out. then they're bad because they get in your blood and can't be broken down. now they're good again, because they replace the fat in your arteries. it all seems a bit stupid. i eat pretty much what i like, make sure i eat something fresh at least once a day, and keep an eye on my weight to know if i'm eating too much. yesterday is a good example, i never eat breakfast, for lunch we were out doing deliveries so stopped in maccy d's. supersize chicken premiere meal and a cheeseburger, lovely. wasn't hungry last night and knew i'd eaten enough anyway. works for me, i'm healthy fit and 140 pounds.

[Cobra]

the thing is so greasy it's made the paper see-through!
http://www.telescreen.org/puddinparty/index20.html

I believe that's what your arteries will look like after a few of those things, too. Seriously, it looks like something I'd only see in the lab.

Cobra

[Capmaster]

STFU Capmaster...you would be face first in that...you can bullshit some other folks but not us you vinyl goat banger....besides don't pretend like you haven't been drinking a little too much, started glazing the wife and got a little lower than you thought yea, we've all been there and any man who does that for a woman and says different is a F**king liar.

I've already admitted tooooo much here

And, if that's the way you want to live, why in hell would you WANT to live to be a 100?

Once again George is the voice of sanity and chimes in with common sense.

[gmatov]

Cobra,

Well, damn sure you're never gonna get ME to eat a deep fried Mars Bar!

That friggin' thing is gross. Not that I will eat the closest relative if a cockroach, either, ie, the lobster. Normal size, you can fend them off with a cricket bat, let one get to 3 feet tall, you'd be slippin' in shit gettin' away.

Anything that f***in' ugly ain't meant to be et.

What the hell you studying in that lab, chiggers and bedbugs and those bugs that get in the eyelashes? Now, them IS ugly, face to face.

Cheers,

George

[flaninacupboard]

Anything that f***in' ugly ain't meant to be et.

Thanks george, you've made my day!!

I think the same can be said of non-foodstuffs too.....

[andyp1]