Woman buys 10,000 Mars bars...

[AND1]

Woman buys 10,000 Mars bars, drives off in limo
Wednesday, May 5, 2004 Posted: 6:28 PM EDT (2228 GMT)
CNN

LONDON, England (Reuters) --

A woman with an apparently insatiable sweet tooth stunned staff at a British shop when she bought more than 10,000 chocolate bars and had them loaded into her chauffeur-driven limousine.

The woman asked staff at a north London Woolworths branch for every single Mars bar in stock -- 10,656 of them packed in 220 boxes -- and paid for them in cash with 50 pound notes, a Woolworths spokesman said on Wednesday.

The total bill was 2,131 pounds ($3,828).

"It was very, very strange but nobody thought to ask her why she wanted so many," the spokesman said.

"It would usually take us a month to shift that number of chocolate bars," he added. "Perhaps she has a sweet tooth."

[au7usa]

I remember a program a while back on HBO about food fetishes in London, involving large nimbers of people. (Orgies)

Maybe they're making home videos.

[RabidDog]

Gazza'a Cook .....
Woman also purchased 80 litres of frying oil and Batter

[northcat_8]

Woman buys 10,000 Mars bars, drives off in limo
Wednesday, May 5, 2004 Posted: 6:28 PM EDT (2228 GMT)
CNN

LONDON, England (Reuters) --

A woman with an apparently insatiable sweet tooth stunned staff at a British shop when she bought more than 10,000 chocolate bars and had them loaded into her chauffeur-driven limousine.

The woman asked staff at a north London Woolworths branch for every single Mars bar in stock -- 10,656 of them packed in 220 boxes -- and paid for them in cash with 50 pound notes, a Woolworths spokesman said on Wednesday.

The total bill was 2,131 pounds ($3,828).

"It was very, very strange but nobody thought to ask her why she wanted so many," the spokesman said.

"It would usually take us a month to shift that number of chocolate bars," he added. "Perhaps she has a sweet tooth."

I knew Rosie O'Donnell would show up sooner or later....London you say?
Mars Bars? Hmmm, maybe she just felt like having some nuts....but I thought she was a "lip reader"

[Defcon]

Damn that's a lot of candy

In England, don't they deep fry Mars bars out there (obviously) for desert ?

[gmatov]

How the hell do you deep fry a piece of chocolate? Melts in your hand, not like an M&M.

[888888]

I remember a program a while back on HBO about food fetishes in London, involving large nimbers of people. (Orgies)

Maybe they're making home videos.

I remember watching that exact same show. I recall thinking to myself at the time "that is such a retarded fetish".

Speaking of which, those Mars bars are pretty hard, not like whipped cream or whatever else food fetishists usually use. I can only imagine how one would use it sexually.

[glockjs]

if i was rich i would be doing much stupider stuff than that... she was probably really really stoned

[gmatov]

She's a "grey marketer" In the US, you can't buy one for less than half a buck and there she got them for 30 odd cents. 40 % profit, less shipping.

That's how they get to ride in limos.

That's how the disk sellers get rich too, come to think of it, selling garbage to us.

[stiltman]

Woolworths

They're still in business?

HOLLY COW!!! they closed up shop here many moons ago

[teegee420]

I must say, the woman has excellent taste. I ******* LOVE Mars Bars. I just may have found my future ex-wife......

[Cobra]

How the hell do you deep fry a piece of chocolate?

I've seen it done - they dip it in a thick batter mixture and put it in using a fine chip rack. It turns really gooey inside and has all the fat around the outside under the batter. It's done just like a piece of fish.

It's like instant heart disease. Disgusting...

Cobra

[Guest]

How the hell do you deep fry a piece of chocolate? Melts in your hand, not like an M&M.

Havent you heard of fried icecrream?

[tgpo]

She was looking for the golden ticket

[Guest]

She was looking for the golden ticket

Yeah,trying to win a visit to Partroit Pete's Brewery

[flaninacupboard]

Speaking of which, those Mars bars are pretty hard, not like whipped cream or whatever else food fetishists usually use. I can only imagine how one would use it sexually.

Yeah, they're long and hard. you figure it out!

[Guest]

Speaking of which, those Mars bars are pretty hard, not like whipped cream or whatever else food fetishists usually use. I can only imagine how one would use it sexually.

Yeah, they're long and hard. you figure it out!

I read about a rumor the police started after busting the Stones for dope. They said Marianne Faithful had a Mars bar in her fanny and Mick was eating it

[flaninacupboard]

there you go, knew it was obvious really!

so whats so awful about that? chocolate is good, pussy is good.

Northcat probably has a bag of cherry drops on his bedside counter....

[Capmaster]

there you go, knew it was obvious really!

so whats so awful about that? chocolate is good, pussy is good.

It wasn't in her pussy ....

[flaninacupboard]

Tell me you're not tempted....






Ahhh, fanny. here fanny=pussy, not arsehole.

[Capmaster]

Tell me you're not tempted....

I'd be the first to chow down. But Marianne Faithful had it up her ass Not quite so hungry anymore, huh?

Fanny there means pussy? That's twisted We have "fanny-packs" here. It means "butt".

Edit: My God that's a beautiful sight 8) (no, not the Mars bar). Kudos to Dr. Gee

[flaninacupboard]

yeah, so we get extra kicks when overweight bearded star wars fans say "oh, i think my money is in my pussy-pack." And of course "he went out not wearing any pants!" and when we say "Wanker!" and you say "whuh?"

[Capmaster]

yeah, so we get extra kicks when overweight bearded star wars fans say "oh, i think my money is in my pussy-pack." And of course "he went out not wearing any pants!" and when we say "Wanker!" and you say "whuh?"

Now we say "Will Hay"
Where has that git been hiding lately?

[flaninacupboard]

at a guess........

here?

[Capmaster]

at a guess........

here?

Ohhhh
God, that's some sick stuff
I only stayed at the page for about 1 second but that was enough. So Will has taken his unfortunate accident and turned it into a fetish, huh?
(You didn't warn me first I'm at work and all URLs I visit are flagged if they have certain words in them. I hope shit isn't one of the words )

[flaninacupboard]

should teach you to look at where a hyperlink goes before you click it! :P

[Capmaster]

should teach you to look at where a hyperlink goes before you click it! :P

I usually do, but the prospect of getting some good dirt on Will had me excited My own damn fault

[Cobra]

Good God Almighty. It's 2:14, and I need to get some sleep.

It ain't gonna happen...

Thanks, flan....!!

Cobra

[Guest]

And I used to think the media forum was risque.

[northcat_8]

I'd be the first to chow down. But Marianne Faithful had it up her ass Not quite so hungry anymore, huh?

Fanny there means pussy? That's twisted We have "fanny-packs" here. It means "butt".

Edit: My God that's a beautiful sight 8) (no, not the Mars bar). Kudos to Dr. Gee

STFU Capmaster...you would be face first in that...you can bullshit some other folks but not us you vinyl goat banger....besides don't pretend like you haven't been drinking a little too much, started glazing the wife and got a little lower than you thought yea, we've all been there and any man who does that for a woman and says different is a F**king liar.

@flaninacupboard
No I don't have chocolate covered cherries on the night stand....I just have chocolate....I dip em....come on, freshness