mary kate or ashley?

[pacmania_2001]

Foiling the efforts of the elite shopping mall security guards since 1999.

That reminds me of a story....
I guy I know had some fun with a mall suckurity guard one day. He was there with some friends doing nothing wrong, when they encountered the stupid suckurity guard. So he decided to start running away as fast as he could. And of course, suckurity started to chase him. When they arrived at the other end of the mall, about a half a mile, he stopped. The guard, between huffing and puffing, asked why he was running. The reply....... to see if the guard would chase him. Stupid suckurity

My story stems mainly from last night although we do this sort of things on a semi-regular basis. At our local shopping centre (where I also work) we have this security guard whose probably about 30 or so years old. He thinks he's very "elite" and "powerful" and regularly tries to chat up my female friends (who are sometimes only 15/16 or so).

Anyway, last night we decided it would be a good idea to see if he could keep up with us in a medium speed chase through the car parks areound the mall. We were driving a Honda Civic and he had a little Mazda 121 so it was quite funny to watch but boy did he get pissed when when he couldn't catch us. In one part he reversed his car doing about 80km to try and catch us after we did a U-turn then he chased us out of the centre and into the backstreets before we lost him.

Quite a fun evening, it will be interesting to see if he notices us when my mate and I go to work today.

[BJ_M]

parents -- keep your teenaged girls away from that evil pacmania_2001

[Capmaster]

He thinks he's very "elite" and "powerful" and regularly tries to chat up my female friends (who are sometimes only 15/16 or so).

Pac likes 'em young. [sound of a cork popping].

[pacmania_2001]

I said they were chick friends, not girlfriends. :P

I prefer new cars over used cars.

Lowest I touch in terms of that is 16 though (legal age in Australia) but that follows my 2 +/- rule, thus being an 18 year old I can hit anything between 16-20. It just so happens that the place I work at is ripe with 16 year olds as well.

An update to the story of the security guard is that we were coming home from clubbing tonight when we pull into the service station (next to the shopping centre) and who else is there hopping into his car, security nazi himself. Of course recognising the car he attempts to give chase but by the time he's started the car we are long gone.