Truly twisted

[Guest]

Ever want to get online and tell some guy dressed up in a chicken suit and garters what to do? Me neither, but u gotta see this.

http://subservientchicken.com/

p.s- "lay egg" and "pee" go interesting results

[AND1]

hahaha i told him to sit on the couch and jerk off and he did it

[jeex]

oh my god! this is nuts!! the chicken did exactly what i told him!

this is for real, right??

[jeex]

jesus christ. this is going to keep me up at night. this is CRAZY!

[Guest]

I told him to clean and he dusted the tables with his tail.Classic. dance was good as well

[duffyr83]

thats crazy!

i told him to throw a pillow and he did, actually he throw a seat cushion too but still its crazy

alright

[Devanshu]

Whenever I tell it to do anything, it just comes up really close to the camera and looks at me w/ one eye and then goes back to it's initial position.

[andyp1]

He did a cartwheel for me.

[888888]

Whenever I tell it to do anything, it just comes up really close to the camera and looks at me w/ one eye and then goes back to it's initial position.

That is because you told him sick, unspeakable things to do. I know, I tried it too.

[Devanshu]

That is because you told him sick, unspeakable things to do. I know, I tried it too.

Is "sit" sick and unspeakable?

[makntraks]

oh my god! this is nuts!! the chicken did exactly what i told him!

this is for real, right??

It's the latest Fox reality show ... it will premiere before Simple Life 2 in June....

makntraks

[The village idiot]

Whenever I tell it to do anything, it just comes up really close to the camera and looks at me w/ one eye and then goes back to it's initial position.

[indolikaa]

That is because you told him sick, unspeakable things to do. I know, I tried it too.

Is "sit" sick and unspeakable?

Depends on what you want him to 'sit' on...

[Guest]

Whenever I tell it to do anything, it just comes up really close to the camera and looks at me w/ one eye and then goes back to it's initial position.

Looks like a good avatar

[The village idiot]

Choke'n the chicken

BTW, he doesn't do anything when you tell him to choke the chicken

[VCDHunter]

that is amazing

"contacting chicken"

[Craig Tucker]

Told him to stick his head up his arse, did'nt do it

Then told him to die, clutched his chest and fell over.

[makntraks]

Told him to stick his head up his arse, did'nt do it

Then told him to die, clutched his chest and fell over.

he won't do 2 things in a row if asked... must be prerecorded video played by "key" words.... cool idea though..

makntraks

[indolikaa]

"Hey chicken! I want you to go and download Lord of the Rings III from eRooster and burn on a DVD for me!"

Would that be warez?

[Craig Tucker]

Told him to stick his head up his arse, did'nt do it

Then told him to die, clutched his chest and fell over.

he won't do 2 things in a row if asked... must be prerecorded video played by "key" words.... cool idea though..

makntraks

I did not tell him to stick his head up his arse twice

[indolikaa]

Dr. Gee,

Choke your own chicken!

[888888]

he won't do 2 things in a row if asked... must be prerecorded video played by "key" words.... cool idea though..

Damn, I though it was a special web cam buddy just for me doing what some person tells him for minimum wage. Ohhhhhhhhh, it was all an illusion! Maybe underneath the chicken costume is a naked Eastern European porno girl who will do whatever I tell her, but that will cost me money.

This actually kind of reminds me of old RPGs where you type something in and your character does it. I think it was called King's Quest and another was some kids name- like "Archie" or something. I also remember playing the same type of Indiana Jones game- Last Crusade it was. Really hard too. And then there was a sort of text based game with still pictures. That one was called Gateway 2000, but I digress I guess. Anyway, when you type something naughty in like "kiss my ass" or "take a shit", they would have a nice comeback just like the chicken shaking its finger. Ahh memories.

[northcat_8]

Whenever I tell it to do anything, it just comes up really close to the camera and looks at me w/ one eye and then goes back to it's initial position.

Hey I got one of these too. I told him to suck his own ****

Maybe he couldn't find it

[jeex]

i remember playing the early LSL's that were texted to ****.

i think burger king is behind all of this.. if you check out the videos, they're actually kinda funny. i'm gonna bang the chick in the 2nd video.

[Will Hay]

...........he wouldn't stand on one leg, nor would he take a sit, but he did sit down.

[tgpo]

I told him to kick his tv and he kicked the couch

I told him to go get a skateboard and he jumped up and down on the couch

I told him the next time jeex visits put gay porn on the tv for him. He said, "Too late, jeex already requested that"

[Capmaster]

I told him to stand on his head and he just assumed the prison position twice, but couldn't follow through

I told him to put on a clown suit and he came up to the camera and took off a bracelet. TGPO must have warned him ahead of time