Definitely Not Oprah's Magazine...

[The village idiot]

Did I pass judgement on those of you who crave interludes with vinyl sheep or goats?

Amateurs

A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits an English farmer.

"So,English farmer,how do you shag your sheep?"

"Well,I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

"That's very interesting,"replies the researcher and he leaves the English farmer.Then he meets an Australian farmer.

"So,Australian farmer,how do you shag your sheep?"

"Well,I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

"That's very interesting,"replies the researcher,"That's how they do it in England too."And he leaves the Australian farmer.

Then he meets a farmer from New Zealand.

"So,kiwi farmer,how do you shag your sheep?"

"Well,I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and I take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders."

"Over your shoulders?"replies the researcher,"Don't you put them over a wall like everyone else?"

"What?"says the farmer,"and miss out on all the kissing?"

http://www.ozjokes.com/jokes/jokes.aspx?jokeid=962

[northcat_8]

ROFLMMFAO GDTF

[tgpo]

Down simba, down!

[flaninacupboard]

Man this place is crazy

I'm laughing my nuts off, i'm beggining to wonder if anyone on here -doesn't- have a weird sexual preference!

but really, northcat, dude, that's not right!

[indolikaa]

This whole THREAD is not right.

It started in the dumpster and has only devolved from there...

[BJ_M]

i was waiting for a moderator to close it , but half the posts are from A moderator .. :P

[indolikaa]

i was waiting for a moderator to close it , but half the posts are from A moderator .. :P

This is a good thing! We's kinda like it when the nobility come out and hang with the peasants. :P

[The village idiot]

This thread is tame! At least compared to some of the places I do/did hang out. Anyone familiar with the word Basement will understand. Speaking of the basement, Nunzio you out there? Drop us a note, a lot of people been asking where you are.just in case he happens to read this

Please note: in the picture below, they are doing it wrong! Everyone knows that you put the sheep's legs in your boots to keep them from running away while you .........

[northcat_8]

Man this place is crazy

I'm laughing my nuts off, i'm beggining to wonder if anyone on here -doesn't- have a weird sexual preference!

but really, northcat, dude, that's not right!

I just thought it was a clever retort to:

Capmaster - "yeah, but can you floss at the same time? Hmmmm"

I've laughed my ass off just reading responses and the emoticons


@indo
you started this thread...and it has been well worth the entertainment value....besides, dude....YOU WERE READING COZMO WTF is up with that Oprah on commecial?

also - "I'm content just to throw the thing in the fireplace and use it for tonight's batch of kindling" Don't you live in ARIZONA?

Please note: in the picture below, they are doing it wrong!

[Capmaster]

Am I the only one who keeps scrolling back to the sheep pictures?

[The village idiot]

Am I the only one who keeps scrolling back to the sheep pictures?

http://themadhouse1.homestead.com/epsfantasypage.html

[Capmaster]

Am I the only one who keeps scrolling back to the sheep pictures?

http://themadhouse1.homestead.com/epsfantasypage.html

Now let's see ...where is that "Make Homepage" button? 8)

[indolikaa]

@indo
you started this thread...and it has been well worth the entertainment value....besides, dude....YOU WERE READING COZMO WTF is up with that Oprah on commecial?

also - "I'm content just to throw the thing in the fireplace and use it for tonight's batch of kindling" Don't you live in ARIZONA?

Don't you school teachers know how to read? :P

My wife brings home a copy of the March 2004 edition of Cosmopolitan magazine today.

She wants me to read the article starting on page 143. I'm content just to throw the thing in the fireplace and use it for tonight's batch of kindling, but she's got this look in her eye...

Please carefully note the last sentence in that quote. ...she's got this look in her eye...

Yes, THAT look. A wife who had just read 75 ways for a woman to get her man sexed-up! Do you understand what THAT look is now?!

As for kindling? I'll give you that one. Yes, we do live in Arizona, but we're up on the Mogollon Rim. It was 39°F here last night.

[northcat_8]

@indo
you started this thread...and it has been well worth the entertainment value....besides, dude....YOU WERE READING COZMO WTF is up with that Oprah on commecial?

also - "I'm content just to throw the thing in the fireplace and use it for tonight's batch of kindling" Don't you live in ARIZONA?

Don't you school teachers know how to read? :P

My wife brings home a copy of the March 2004 edition of Cosmopolitan magazine today.

She wants me to read the article starting on page 143. I'm content just to throw the thing in the fireplace and use it for tonight's batch of kindling, but she's got this look in her eye...

Please carefully note the last sentence in that quote. ...she's got this look in her eye...

Yes, THAT look. A wife who had just read 75 ways for a woman to get her man sexed-up! Do you understand what THAT look is now?!

As for kindling? I'll give you that one. Yes, we do live in Arizona, but we're up on the Mogollon Rim. It was 39°F here last night.

I teach MaFF. Sometimes I'm the worksheet hander outer guy/babysitter.

39 F? In ohio we call that a heat wave or would have been last week

Wait....I'm still confused...if she's got THAT look, then you won't need heat...friction produces heat

And you can get that same look in her eye with 3 Strawberry Daqueries...so be honest...you were just reading cozmo and found the article didn't you?

I understand that look...what's sad is:

if a man is bleeding to death and on the table sits a pint of blood that would save his life and standing beside the table is a woman giving that look...the dying man would actually debate which one he should choose...of course we know which one we would choose but at least we would die happy

[indolikaa]

No contest. I'd take the pint of blood.


There isn't a single woman in the world that wouldn't be willing to wait for the gift of thermonuclear fission, courtesy of Indolikaa Khan. :P

[The village idiot]

If you like the sheep, you might like this too:

http://wm.atomfilms.speedera.net/wm.atomfilms/full/legend_raggot_wmp_300.asf

Now if I could only figure out how to save it

[flaninacupboard]

I meant to mention, i watched Dr. Strangelove last night, so i now have an image in my mind of indolikaa as a crazy bomb lovin' texan!

Would you be happy to die that way?

[Capmaster]

I meant to mention, i watched Dr. Strangelove last night, so i now have an image in my mind of indolikaa as a crazy bomb lovin' texan!

Would you be happy to die that way?

If you gotta pick a way, for me that would be a close second behind an all-meat sandwich with the Olsen twins. Either way I know I'd die a happy man

[northcat_8]

I meant to mention, i watched Dr. Strangelove last night, so i now have an image in my mind of indolikaa as a crazy bomb lovin' texan!

Would you be happy to die that way?

If you gotta pick a way, for me that would be a close second behind an all-meat sandwich with the Olsen twins. Either way I know I'd die a happy man

Especially if you could get them in clown costumes....

[flaninacupboard]

And you're hoping for a red wings session - possibly with both of them, you know how womens' menstrual cycles synchronize and all.....

[Capmaster]

Especially if you could get them in clown costumes....

Wet dreams material ...

And you're hoping for a red wings session - possibly with both of them, you know how womens' menstrual cycles synchronize and all.....

Ahhh ...northcat's famous "Sloppy Joes"
Might as well get a few nutritional requirements met while "yodeling in the gulley"

[Capmaster]

edit :duplicate

[northcat_8]

You might be in luck Cap...

[Capmaster]

You might be in luck Cap...

8) (sound of orgasmic ecstasy).....Damn, now I've gotta go get a paper towel .....

[flaninacupboard]

wait, what's happening.....










Argh!!!