Jeex, you bastard!

[indolikaa]

I want to you know that when I finally logged off last night from this forum, I took the time to walk outside the house and pay a little tribute to your retirement from this community. And no, I'm not talking about pissing on the cedar tree, I'm talking about a ceremony suitable for an ******* like yourself who left his mark on everybody he scorned.

You don't have any idea how hard it is to try and hum Taps through a harmonica when you're holding a megaphone in one hand and trying to work the harmonica with your other hand while holding a half-empty glass of vodka. It's a royal bitch, and I had the neighbor yelling his usual "what the hell are you doing now Indolikaa? Don't make my cite your ass for public disturbance again!" mantra. I mean, thank God he's a blood relative or I'd likely be in jail this morning accused of skinning a live dolphin or something.

I can't believe this! There I was producing an incredibly-moving tribute to the Yellow Card Man, forcing every ounce of energy I had into not falling over, and it was all for nothing. ALL FOR NOTHING! I even brought out the Finlandia for you, man. That shit is way to expensive to be sloshed around like that!

I told you earlier that if you ever came back I'd kick your ass. I'm going to see if I can skin some of LordSmurf's excess bandwidth and start a website and collect donations for the Horsebeat Jeex fund. If I gotta hunt you down I'm doing it First Class, and I want a hotel with the little mints on the pillow and a proper 'Wake-Up Call' and that's gonna cost some serious cash. And while I'm out there I gotta find defense, too. That fothermucker never returns his PMs. So now I gotta worry about extra airfare and hotels and escort services for that, too. This April Fool's Joke is getting more expensive by the minute.

Damn you, jeex!

[The village idiot]

I want a hotel with the little mints on the pillow and a proper 'Wake-Up Call'

Would that wake up call involve the good looking hotel worker getting out of bed to get ready for work? :P

[tgpo]

Jeex, you bastard!

I second that.

[indolikaa]

Would that wake up call involve the good looking hotel worker getting out of bed to get ready for work?

Damn straight!

She'd better be very pretty, very good at what she does, and able to multitask. And she'd better start on my wife first!

[makntraks]

Would that wake up call involve the good looking hotel worker getting out of bed to get ready for work?

Damn straight!

She'd better be very pretty, very good at what she does, and able to multitask. And she'd better start on my wife first!

Hehehehe, It's always easier to get "involved" after teh women start..

makntraks

[ChrisX]

This looks like a very hateful thread.

Jeex, a bastard is a bit drastic and I don't think Jeex was all that bad as I don't have a problem with him.

You have to take his ways.

[indolikaa]

This looks like a very hateful thread.

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

jeex is one of my favorite members here. Good Lord, I've dislocated a few body parts reading some of his writings! I've got some discussions between him and defense printed up that I still read and laugh about. He can appreciate this thread for it's true value.

[tgpo]

I've dislocated a few body parts

Most below the waist

[indolikaa]

I've dislocated a few body parts

Most below the waist

Yes. The fact is well-documented...
https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=170048