I hate or dislike thread....

[northcat_8]

people who get up early and leave early enough for work that they can drive 35 - 40 mph all the way there....

people who drive the speed limit in the left hand lane of a 4 lane highway....cough..cough..florida residents...cough cough...evidently never heard the expression "lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way."

people who decide screwing around with anything on the floor board or are other wise not paying attention while stopped at a red light when I am behind them.....Red lights are like the christmas tree to me, I flash to back to a drag racing dream.

people who do not respect motorcycles on the road...pull out infront of them, screw around with break lights, flip things out their window and otherwise just be a$$holes.

[Kevin abq]

Al Unser wanna-bes who put 4-foot-high spoilers that look like venetian blinds on their family cars and think they're the fastest thing on the road.

[northcat_8]

ANGER MANAGMENT CLASSES!!


:P :P

[MOVIEGEEK]

Telemarketers.
I had one call the other day and I told her to put me on their "do not call" list before she had time to do her salespitch...she in an angry voice:"YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD WHAT I'M SELLING!".I just laughed and hungup.

[Kevin abq]

Door-to-door solicitors

[northcat_8]

I told her to put me on their "do not call" list before she had time to do her salespitch...she in an angry voice:"YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD WHAT I'M SELLING!".I just laughed and hungup.

Awww..."do not call list".....that's no fun....

I love messing with telemarketers...they don't call much anymore

I will talk to them and then ask them questions about things they've already explained like I have A.D.D.

I will let them go through their entire speel and then I say..."I'll take it, sign me up"...then they will start with the confirmation and they start asking me if it's the correct address, etc, etc and when they get ready to finalize everything they ask for your credit card information or SS#, I say "I don't really know, I am James' friend I just came over to borrow some tools, you'll have to talk to him for that information...but it sounds like a hell of a deal..I'm sure he would love for you to call back later"

I will go outside and shoot one of my guns (in the air) and yell something like "I told you to stay the f**k out of my yard" and then mumble "go**amn kids"

When they ask for me I will tell them "oh I'm sorry he was killed 2 nights ago, his funneral was today." and they will either hang up or say "oh I am so sorry" and I reply "oh it's ok, we all told him his wife was crazy...do you think he believed us after she shot him?"

I told one lady one time that she would have to speak up because I was deaf...so she was speaking very loudly into the phone, I let her go for a while (having to cover the speaker so she couldn't hear me laughing)...then I said "hey, hey...easy there, for goodness sake I'm not deaf" she said "oh I'm sorry that's what I thought you said" and I said "I'm on a phone...talking to you...having a conversation...we are on a Phooooonnneeeee....did you think I was reading your lips?" ~this lady actually called me an a-hole... at least she got the point.

Ah...the list goes on and on...it's so much fun....

I have learned however when the State Highway Patrol calls and is asking for donations...they do not appreciate or like any type of humor and get very pissed off very quickly.

[phonomas]

Here are some of my fav. replies:

-In an outrageously excited tone: "Thank god you called!!!" Explain that an online psychic told you that your future lover would randomly call disguised as an *******.

-Mid pitch, stop him and complement him on his wonderful voice. Explain that you are a voiceover scout and might have a breakthrough commercial job for him. Ask if he wouldn't mind doing a quick test. Ask him to say in a deep husky voice "May cause dizziness, diarrhea, vomiting and shortness of breath. A small number of participants in a recent clinical trial experienced weight loss, irregular clotting, abnormally frequent and/or painful urination and hair loss. Results may vary."

-Every few minutes repeat, "You're going to have to bear with me, I have a slight short term memory loss problem, now who is this again?"

-Every half-minute ask him to hold and pretend to scream at your invalid mother. "You want to use the bathroom??? Well stop whining and get up out of the wheelchair for a change. You just sit there and think about that for a while, mother. Can't you see I'm on the damn phone?"

-Stutter on a syllable of an obvious word in a sentence. See how long it takes before he completes the phrase. When he does, get upset, and say "That really hurts my fee-, fee-, fee-, fee-, fee-, fee-, fee-, fee-," ...ad infinitum.

[Kevin abq]

My oldest son loves to mess with them too. His favorite is pretending he doesn't speak English. They get fed up and hang up within a minute

The phone company ruined his fun though. We have "Do not disturb" on our line now and it won't even ring our phone unless the caller enters the correct 4-digit number. We gave it out to friends, family, work, etc. Now when someone calls, we know they are someone we know. We love it

[stiltman]

when people don't read the subject line 8)

[Kevin abq]

Oops - I guess we hijacked the thread. Oh well ...

Income Tax

[phonomas]

...i blame myself.

[northcat_8]

-Every few minutes repeat, "You're going to have to bear with me, I have a slight short term memory loss problem, now who is this again?"

Good one...I'll use that

when people don't read the subject line

Sorry...I'm blind... :P

Point taken stilt...

I hate when other people are right...

[indolikaa]

The idiot at Wal-Mart who forgets to deactivate the security tag...

[John James]

An argument, especially from someone so drunk.

[Hardcoreruss]

Birmingham (been there for the past 2 days)

[phonomas]

-reality tv.

i mean i like ozzy but even that got old fast!

[stiltman]

waiting

[Kevin abq]

That small, unidentified speck floating in my coffee

[pacmania_2001]

Rough Seas

Being Sea Sick

[ChrisX]

Rough Seas

Being Sea Sick

Like there: San Fransisco, I remember as so choppy on a cruise.

[luvvbuzz]

why is it, when driving in traffic, that anybody driving a bigger vehicle than a car, like a lorry of van, they have to pull up behind me, about 2 inches away from my cars back bumper? buses are just as bad. do they teach them to do that when they do their hgv or plg driving test? its just so uncalled for, and if for any reason i had rolled back, like if the car stalled or something, they would have gone in the back of me? why cant they just keep a reasonable distance like most drivers of non heavy vehicles, i hate it!

[Capmaster]

Anna Nicole Smith

[John James]

Getting sick such as the flu.

[phonomas]

-searching in vain for some sort of logical reasoning in my cell phone bill.

[Capmaster]

Searching in vain for a good reason to even have a cell phone considering what they charge me every month :P

[mysticgohan17]

George Lucas' creative impulse circa 1995.

[Capmaster]

That stuff that the airlines pass off as "meals" that come in a cardboard box

[888888]

That stuff that the airlines pass off as "meals" that come in a cardboard box

The fact that I only found out about this thread now and missed out on months and months of bitching.

[Capmaster]

That stuff that the airlines pass off as "meals" that come in a cardboard box

The fact that I only found out about this thread now and missed out on months and months of bitching.

Because I just dredged it out of the dusty archives a little while ago. I'm going to try and "seed" the forum by bumping some good threads that sunk too fast and got lost

Back to the topic - Hate or dislikes ........

[888888]

Ok. Well, I hate the fact that I am soooo LAZY. It is really quite disturbing. I blame the internet.