Question #2

[nissmo300]

Two guys were taking chemistry at the University of Alabama. They were so confident going into the final that two days before, they decided to go up to the University of Tennessee and party with some friends. They had a great time, but they overslept and didn't make it back to Alabama until the morning of the exam.
Rather than take the final, they found their professor afterward to explain why they missed the final. They told him that they went up to the University of Tennessee for the weekend and had planned to come back in time to study, but they had a flat tire on the way back and didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time, so they were late getting back to campus. The professor thought this over and told them they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day to write the exam. The professor placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin.

They looked at the first problem, which was worth five points. "Cool," they thought, "this is going to be easy."

They each did that problem and then turned the page. Question #2 was: "Which tire?" (95 points).

[Will Hay]

[Cobra]

Well, they'd have a one in four chance........

Brilliant, nissmo!

CobraDMX

[tgpo]

I've told this joke many times. It always gets a laugh. Here is another joke.

2 Lesbians and 2 gay guys are racing from New York to San Fransisco. Who won?



The lesbians. They went lickity split while the gay guys were still in NY packing their crap.

[indolikaa]

Question #2: It was the spare tire.

And in regards to tgpo's joke?

[tgpo]

Question #2: It was the spare tire.

and didn't have a spare

[indolikaa]

I doubt they would remember that part of their story. Esepcially once they read the second question.

Come on, if it was anything like some of the weekend parties I was involved in, they'd still be detoxing on Wednesday.