Still want to move to Australia?

[Hatz]

Found this kind of amusing....lol



Hatz

[tgpo]

....odd

[pacmania_2001]

How did they get my picture?

[gmatov]

What the hell is a "predatory masturbater"? Who is he preying on? Although that article looks as though , slipping himself a micky while he was not looking, he really did take advantage of poor little him.

And the police spokesman says your bars are full of wankers?

What was the Russian comic's name who always said, "What a country!!!"?

Cheers,

George

[Will Hay]

...what the hell is a "predatory masturbater"?

....and the police spokesman says your bars are full of wankers?

Personally, I think the article might just be a wind-up.
The last line is just one too far
Will

[pacmania_2001]

Of course its a joke.

Although there is a large wanker factor in night clubs these days.

[gmatov]

Oh, come now, Will. How many times have I read you saying the Aussies are a bunch of wankers? And the last line puts YOU off?

How'd you get the "die" off your picture. Thought it was indelible, like tattooed across your childlike features.

Hey, wasn't it you who said if an Aussie thought there was a sheep in a rockpile they'd screw the rockpile?

Cheers,

George

[John James]

Where is Australia? Must be in heaven?

[Will Hay]

I'm embarrassed now, I thought I was the only one who saw the joke!



Hey George, I love the Aussies, more so after they put up such a good but evidently sub-standard, second-rate fight in the World Cup
I only know one Aussie but man, is she hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was only responding to the jibe "...all poms are whiners", it might be true but I couldn't let it go
Will

[g_shocker182]

What the hell is a "predatory masturbater"?