2 choices, you decide

[bazooka]

Pay a hooker or masturbate?
:P

Neither - That is what a wife is for.

Satellite or cable?

[Capmaster]

Satellite. Cable's so '80s


Thanksgiving - Turkey or Ham?

[DereX888]

Both :>

Christmas or Easter?

[Capmaster]

Christmas. Still the best holiday, and work is shutdown from 12/23 til 1/3, so it means an automatic free vacation


Orange Crush or Sprite?

[freestyler]

Christmas - lots of Ho Ho Hos

Who would you rather HUNT (shoot) ?

the AFLAC Duck or the Verizon Guy?

[SquirrelDip]

@Capmaster: Orange Crush (prefer 7-Up over Sprite)

@freestyler: The Verizon Guy... Yup, I can hear you - I can see you too, hold still...


Better alternative to Turkey for the special dinners: Ham or Roast Beef?

[Capmaster]

Roast beef. Never cared for ham as much. But I eat it regularly, so maybe there's a cure.


Pie: Pumpkin or Apple?

[SquirrelDip]

Oooohhhh I'm gettin' hungry... I love both but got to vote for Apple.

Okay, warm Pumpkin pie... With Ice Cream or Whipped Cream?

[Capmaster]

Both
But if I had to pick one, whipped cream


THanksgiving dinner - better when you host it, or go to someone else's house?

[bazooka]

Go to someone else's house. - You do not have to clean up.

Fireworks - Pop them yourself or go watch them?

[Goober57]

Go to someone else's house. - You do not have to clean up.

Fireworks - Pop them yourself or go watch them?

Watch 'em cause I don't like black and white cars.

Yardwork................do it or have it done?

______________________

[jimmalenko]

do it.

bumping threads - within 24 hours OK or at least 24 hours after OP ?

[DereX888]

bumping threads - within 24 hours OK or at least 24 hours after OP ?

are you kiddin?! 24hrs only?!

3 days at least!!!
(well, if the site have any huge number of daily posts turnaround, then maybe 48hrs...)

Death sentences and execution: are you for or against it and why?

[jimmalenko]

verging on politics/religion, but ...

for - eye for an eye

flame wars - let 'em fester or cut them off at the knee ?

[DereX888]

flame wars - let 'em fester or cut them off at the knee ?

Cut'em at first sight of trouble



boy or girl and why?
(if you already have any kids please don't reply, let some1 who dont have any children answer)

[Grimey]

a boy......teenage girls are weird and hard to deal with

light or regular egg nog?

[jimmalenko]

Don't touch either - not big here in Oz.

videohelp.com or doom9.org ?

[SquirrelDip]

Oh DUH! VH

More of a fish out of water:

An American in Oz or an Ozzy in America?

[Goober57]

American in Oz 'cause we don't need any kangaroooooos here!!!

Chili dog or burger?

____________

[macleod]

Burger


Boobs or butts?

[DereX888]

Boobs or butts?

Depends on the position...
But then again - I don't mind tiny boobies, but couldn't stand flat ass, so:
BUTTS it is
That was a toughest question *ever*


beautiful yummy body with ugly face
or
not-attractive-at-all body with angel face

[Capmaster]

Yummy body with ugly face. Paper bags work wonders


Letterman or Conan?

[Goober57]

Neither....but I'll say Conan.

Jello or pudding....(for eating!)

_________

[Capmaster]

Pudding. Jello is like kissing your sister ...technically eating, but really drinking


Traditional real Christmas tree or artificial?

[Conquest10]

Artificial. Tree in a box is much easier to use over and over.

Clocks: Digital or Analog?

[jimmalenko]

digital.

smoker or non-smoker ?

[Conquest10]

Non-smoker. Don't really care. But prefer non.

Canon or Nikon?

[jimmalenko]

Canon.

The Simpsons or South Park ?

[Capmaster]

The Simpsons. Better drawings


Better Christmas song: Little Drummer Boy or Do You Hear What I Hear?

[Conquest10]

Do You Hear What I Hear? Sounds cool.

Motorola or Nokia?