2 choices, you decide

[Capmaster]

Into the house. Out of the house allows someone to hide behind it and jump out, scaring you and making you shoot them

Larger footprint one-story house or smaller footprint two-story?

[Doramius]

2 story - keep the entry level tidy and throw your mess on the other level away from guests view. Not worried about the footprint, as long as the square footage of living space is the same.

which would you want to ride more - Dodge Tomahawk or modified bullet racer

[Capmaster]

Tomahawk. It's just so ....... large If I never get a chance to sit strapped into an F-15 going straight up, at least I have a chance of riding one of those Tomahawks. Although, it's probably less likely than getting invited to "ride second seat" in an Eagle.

[Doramius]

Thanks for ruining the thread there Cap. Have you nothing more to contribute? :P


Should we - Yellow Card him or separate him from vinyl and animals for a month?

[Capmaster]

Forgot to add 2 choices didn't I? Separate me from my vinyl. I've never gotten a yellow and don't want to have to issue one to myself now


What's worse - southwestern beef or southwestern pizza?

[Doramius]

Southwestern Beef - I can tolerate the Pizza and the solid corn chunks in fecal. The beef is like greased lightning with a modified turbo engine with wind and gravity at it's advantage. (not to mention the feeling of razor blades before and during defication.

Do you flush before getting up or do you turn and look before you flush?

[jimmalenko]

I admire my handiwork then flush.

deodorizer spray or let the next bloke suffer ?

[sacajaweeda]

Leave the floaters where they lay and really make them hate you.

Bathroom grafitti....dirty limricks or ex-gf's #s?

[ViRaL1]

dirty limericks, I'm just selfish like that

Ashlee Simpson or Nicki Hilton?

[jimmalenko]

Nicki Hilton - Better 3some with older sis

LCD or CRT ?

[DereX888]

LCD
(or better yet - CRT the size of LCDs if it was possible :P)


To have sex with a legless or boobless (completely flat) woman?

[Capmaster]

LCD
(or better yet - CRT the size of LCDs if it was possible :P)


To have sex with a legless or boobless (completely flat) woman?

Boobless. Getting past the stumps without losing the maple would be tough


Nice ass, legs and boobs, and a face like Quark's brother Rom, or great face on a flatsie watsy, satchel-assed woman?

[bazooka]

Neither - My wife would kill me.

Gamecube or Nintendo 64?

[jimmalenko]

N64.

XBOX or PS2 ?

[Devanshu]

If I HAVE to choose...ps2, better for sports games. I still love my box though.

Seeing that most of you are married...who would you rather spend a night with:

A serial killer or your mother in law

[jimmalenko]

a mother-in-law-killing serial killer

"official" protection or glad wrap ?

[makntraks]

Official protection...

Bare tongue or "dental dam"?

makntraks

p.s. So how many of you googled "dental dam"?????

[jimmalenko]

bare.

word association or the poster above you ?

[ViRaL1]

Word association.

B-cup or D-cup?



(And if you NEED a dental dam, it's not worth it).

[jimmalenko]

D-cup.

who owns the rights - videographer or wedding party ?

[ViRaL1]

Videographer, unless the wedding party drew up a contract stating otherwise and the videographer signed it.

Palm or PocketPC?

[Faustus]

PocketPC I like Palm but I think they have been out deveopled.

White bread or wheat bread?

[Capmaster]

Wheat. White is for little kids.


SPAM: Fried or straight out of the can?

[NamPla]

SPAM: Fried or straight out of the can?

Fried, it's unhealthier therefore tastier.

Gorillas or chimpanzees?

[bazooka]

Chimps - A gorilla recently escaped, scared people and died.

Circuit city or best buy?

[Capmaster]

Circuit City. Best Buy blows live bait.


Mail-order a PC or buy locally?

[bazooka]

None of the above - I build my own.


Sci-fi or Action movies?

[jimmalenko]

action.

panties/g-string or commando ?

[sacajaweeda]

G-string.

Bruce Springsteen's ego

or

Michael Moore's relevance

[jimmalenko]

Invalid item on both so ?

GMail or hotmail ?