2 choices, you decide

[Capmaster]

Sorry guys, that was a lame choice. Cutty Sark and JW Red (Johnnie Walker Red Label) are whisky brands.

Simpsons or South Park?

[indolikaa]

South Park. It's all about the ******* profanity!


Let's try vodka again shall we? And try to get the right answer this time!


Absolut, or Finlandia?

[northcat_8]

Absolute. Because it doesn't matter to me, after half a 5th it all tastes the same anyway.

Tequilla or Whiskey

[teegee420]

Tequila. I'm Mexican so drinking it is like getting a transfusion.

Reality TV or soap operas?

[Doramius]

with Vodka, I think it's the Russians over the Swedes. They've practically perfected it. I mean you can't come close to it without have your own still in the basement. I'm not knocking Absolute, though. Both clean the kidneys well.

[gitreel]

Reality TV or soap operas?

Soaps - hell of alot more interesting

More of a pervert

Michael Jackson or R. Kelly

[sitlet]

Jackson

Yahoo or Google?

[teegee420]

Google. Yahoo has become too much of a portal.

GUI or command line programs?

[Capmaster]

GUI. Command line progs have gone the way of the dodo.

Two decent-looking women in an orgy, or one stunning beauty?

[northcat_8]

damn cap...that's the eternal question

True to my whoredom...I'm going with quantity over quality. I'm going with the Orgy twins but would lie to the stunning beauty and try to connect with her the next night

BJ or intercourse

[gitreel]

both - 'nuff said

American Pie 1 or 2

[Cobra]

One, purely for the laxative scene!

Orange or blackcurrant squash?

[stiltman]

Orange or blackcurrant squash?

Blackcurrant just because I haven't heard of it before. I really like cooking squash out on the bar-b-que

grilling or bar-b-que (there is a difference)

[Capmaster]

bar-b-que. No contest.

Bar-b-qued hamburgers or bratwurst?

[teegee420]

Burgers. I'm not too crazy about brats.

New York or London?

[offline]

New York! New York!

London Bridge is falling down


Firm pert fake breasts OR
slightly saggy real breasts

[teegee420]

Depends on the size. If they're big and fake versus medium and real I'll take real. If they're medium and fake versus big and sagging I'll take fake.

Train or bus?

[stiltman]

train, I've never riddin a bus before

lubricant or dry

[teegee420]

Lubricant. Not a fan of chafing. :P

Top or bottom?

[Ripper2860]

Top. I like the view

Front Door, or Back Door?

[teegee420]

Front. Cleaner and less guilt involved.

Sitting or Standing?

[Ripper2860]

Standing -- Only wussies Pee sitting down!

Upside Down or Right-side Up?

[gitreel]

upside down - more challenging

5. 1 computer speakers or 5.1 tv speakers?

[Cobra]

TV - then you get it in your living room.

Take a loan to buy a car, or save for it?

[teegee420]

Take a loan. That way your credit will benefit, assuming you pay it promptly.

Rap or rock music?

[Cobra]

Rock!

Soft or hard rock?

[andyp1]

Soft

When you're 18 it doesn't matter that you can't tell what they are singing but as you get older it's nice to be able to hear the words


Formula 1 or Champ Cars

[Cobra]

F1 - lovely high revs!

I really like cooking squash out on the bar-b-que

Didn't spot this, stiltman. True, we have squash as in the vegetable in the UK. It also means concentrated fruit juice that you mix with water to make a drink here.

Honda S2000 or Vauxhall VX220?

[Doramius]

F1 - lovely high revs!

I really like cooking squash out on the bar-b-que

Didn't spot this, stiltman. True, we have squash as in the vegetable in the UK. It also means concentrated fruit juice that you mix with water to make a drink here.

Honda S2000 or Vauxhall VX220?

Vauxhall VX220. not a fan of Honda.

I think that's what we call a smoothie.


White Hots or Red Hots? (white or red hotdogs)

[Capmaster]

Red hot dogs.

White hot dogs??? Where do you live that they have white ones? They'd look too much like the white dog turds that have aged for a while

Broiled or pan-fried steak?