2 choices, you decide

[Cobra]

Bentley Hunaudieres. Beautiful.

Give to charity, or give blood?

[gitreel]

give blood- can save a life.

blue or black ink

[indolikaa]

give blood- can save a life.

bule or black ink

Black. Press hard, five copies.

Algebra II, or Trigonometry?

[gitreel]

algebra 2-easier to understand.

chocolate or vanilla

[teegee420]

Vanilla. You can mix other flavors into it.

Hagen Daas or Ben & Jerry's?

[daamon]

Hagen Daas. "Ben & Jerry's cream" I ask you - how dodgy is that? I'm not gonna eat it...

New partner turns out to be: Stunningly sexy / handsome but clearly thick, or average and interesting?

[teegee420]

"Ben & Jerry's cream" I ask you - how dodgy is that? I'm not gonna eat it...

Maybe you blokes on the other side of The Pond don't see Ben & Jerry's much(if at all), but give it a try if you ever come across it. It's good shit, let me tell you.

New partner turns out to be: Stunningly sexy / handsome but clearly thick, or average and interesting?

Average and interesting. A woman has to be able to entertain me beyond the extent of my libido.

Matrix trilogy or Lord of the Rings?

[Cobra]

Lord of the Rings - the Matrix 1 was stunning, 2 was OK and 3 was abysmal.

Old Italian Job or the new one?

[daamon]

Italian Job "the original". Haven't seen the new one, but the original was a classic!

P.S. Sadly, I agree on your summary of The Matrix trilogy. I felt like they probably wrote the latter 2 after the success of the first, and tried to come up with some deep and awesome storyline but struggled...

Anyway, I digress.

Carrie-Ann Moss as Trinity or Halle Berry as Catwoman?

[Capmaster]

Carrie-Ann. That girl can contort

Friday The 13th or Halloween?

[gitreel]

Friday - has lasted longer

married or single

[Capmaster]

Married. Being single was too much work :P

Married With Children or Saturday Night Live?

[gitreel]

mwc- in my book al is more funny.

nicole kidman or brooke shields

[teegee420]

Kidman. She can actually act. If there's anyone who has coasted only because of her looks it's Brooke Shields.

Walk to a short distanced destination or drive anyway?

[gitreel]

drive- I am lazy.

lays or ruffles

[curryman]

lays or ruffles

Walkers over here but I don't mind Lays.

Lager or Beer

[Capmaster]

lays or ruffles

Walkers over here but I don't mind Lays.

Lager or Beer

Isn't it the same thing? Like "Jaguar or car"? Beer.

Chips (what do you left-drivers call those?) or pretzels?

[offline]

We call 'em potato chips or crisps.
Pretzels are too salty.

Sausage or Steak?

[curryman]

English to American

Chips = French fries
Crisps = chips

....and no Lager and Beer are not the same, granted Beer is the term used widely for both but Lager actually tastes nice

budweiser is a lager

[offline]

English to American

Chips = French fries
Crisps = chips

??

Hot deep fried potato lengths = chips
(if shoestring = french fries, if wedged = wegies, if spiraled = spirals
if thick & round = potato cakes or scallops)

Cold potato slices = potato chips or crisps.

-edit-

Same here with wegies too. When it happens naturally we call it
a crack attack or remark "your (panties / daks) have gone feral"

[Capmaster]

English to American

Chips = French fries
Crisps = chips

....and no Lager and Beer are not the same, granted Beer is the term used widely for both but Lager actually tastes nice

budweiser is a lager

Budweiser is camel piss too :P I never paid much attention to if what I was drinking was lager, pilsner or whatever. If it tastes good, who cares?

Crisps ...that's it. Thanks I knew chips were fries.

(if shoestring = french fries, if wedged = wegies, if spiraled = spirals)

Wedgies over here are when you go up behind someone and grab their underwear band and pull it up as hard as you can

Anyways, not to hijack the thread ...

Steak. Nothing like a charcoal-grilled porterhouse.

Ketchup-only or mustard-only on your hot-dog? Only one please.[/quote]

[Cobra]

budweiser is a lager

Open for debate... I drink mostly Guinness or malt whisky so Bud is a little watery for my tastes. Bud Ice is quite refreshing, though.

Capmaster got in two minutes before me, so ketchup. Don't like mustard too much, and it smells.

FORGET IT. This is moving way too fast!

Cobra

[curryman]

rare, well done is too tough and chewy
(Guiness - quite partial to the blackstuff myself)

pal or ntsc

[Capmaster]

NTSC. The rest of the world should adapt to the US of A 8)

Edit: Oops ....hot dog or hamburger.
It is going fast

[curryman]

NTSC. The rest of the world should adapt to the US of A

No polotics please capmaster

[Capmaster]

NTSC. The rest of the world should adapt to the US of A

No polotics please capmaster

It was sarcastic, but you're right, o conscience of the off-topics forum I don't want to piss off Baldrick or he'll never let me be a mod and ban Will Hay

Hot Dog or Hamburger???

[curryman]

If Dildohead ever bans Will Then i'm leaving :P

Hot dog - burgers are full of gristle.

Dog or Cat

[Cobra]

Both: CatDog - brilliant cartoon!

Nah, dog. I have a dog, and I love her to bits. She's insane, though:



Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network?

Cobra

[Capmaster]

Nickelodeon. Better variety.

Hot dog - burgers are full of gristle.

Then you don't want to know what's inside hot dogs

Train or bus?

[offline]

Tram. You forgot tram.


Hurricane or tornado ?