2 choices, you decide

[Capmaster]

Beer. I can belch with more authority with beer.

Have a rectal exam or have a tooth cavity filled?

[tgm4883]

Tooth cavity filled, the other one is exit only.


What came first, TGPO or the Mac?

[Capmaster]

Tooth cavity filled, the other one is exit only.


What came first, TGPO or the Mac?

TGPO is a Mac masquerading as human

A week with the Olsen twins or a month with Olivia Newton John?

[offline]

A week with the Olsen twins of course - prefer lamb to mutton
anyday.

Shoot, then ask questions OR
Ask questions then decide if you want/need to shoot anyway.

[Cobra]

Ask questions first, give them a chance to explain themselves. Question of morality.

Gunfight or hand-to-hand combat?

[Capmaster]

Hand-to-hand. Fight can be settled without serious injury.

Live-and-let-live or report every board violation?

[Cobra]

Oh, every violation. Down to spelling mistakes. Grrrr!

Nah, live and let live. If it's a major violation which hasn't been locked then I would but on the whole I don't mind. The mods can deal with it .

Summer or winter?

(Edited since offline kindly sorted it)

[offline]

except that post, don't know why it isn't locked yet

It's now locked.

Winter because I hate hot humid days.


To be more intelligent or have a photographic memory ?

[Capmaster]

More intelligent. More important than just regurgitating stuff.

Rainy days or nights?

[Cobra]

It's now locked.

Good man! I was wondering if anyone would spot it.

Rainy nights. I want to be out and about in the day, and inside a bar at night.

Wireless network or faster cabled one?

[Capmaster]

Wireless. That way I can strap the laptop to Dolly's back and surf VIDEOHELP.COM while I pour a little coal to the vinyl

Ice cream or cake?

[indolikaa]

Faster cabled network. I have enough high-frequency energy coarsing through my house already.


More fun to pick a fight with: offline or SatStorm?

[Will Hay]

satstorm.
I have respect for satstorm and he doesn't go locking every argument he's about to lose.

........a trip to Hawaii or Oz?

[Capmaster]

Oz, definitely. Hawaii is for tourists and the people in Oz are friendlier.

Ocean cruise or train tour?

[Cobra]

Hawaii, for the women in straw skirts!

You've been terribly quiet of late, Will. Everything OK?

Birthday celebrations - out with girlfriend to posh place or out with girlfriend and mates at local?

Cobra

[Will Hay]

posh place, she deserves nothing less


I'm great my friend...
....work hectic this end and two children sure are fun!
Will


MGB Roadster or MGF Roadster?

[andyp1]

MGB - has to be metal bumper model - they are the real ones
MGF's are for hairdressers






Manual or Automatic

[Cobra]

I'm great my friend...

Glad to hear it!

Manual - less expensive to buy (in the UK at least) and more control. Having said that, autos are such an easy drive - I was driving a Vauxhall Omega for a while. Nice car.

Good looking car, or good performing car?

Cobra

[Capmaster]

Good looking. Unless you plan on showing every other car how quick yours is at every stoplight, and end up wrapping yourself around a tree eventually, nobody will ever know. A good looking car is an immediate attention-getter and you don't need to drive like a lunatic.

Good-looking woman or good-performing?

[stiltman]

good looking.....I'll teach her everything she needs to know 8)


blonde or red head

[Cobra]

Beautiful reasoning, stiltman!

Redhead. Personal preferance.

Home-grown or foreign woman?

[teegee420]

Probably foreign. I'm pretty open minded and I would find learning new customs, language etc. stimulating.

Your girl cheats on you. End the relationship and walk away, or stay and plot your revenge?

[indolikaa]

Probably foreign. I'm pretty open minded and I would find learning new customs, language etc. stimulating.

Your girl cheats on you. End the relationship and walk away, or stay and plot your revenge?

Plot your revenge. I'm a spiteful *******, as well.


NHL Playoffs: Calgary or San Jose?

[Capmaster]

San Jose. Hasn't Canada won enough?

Come home and find wife in bed with inflatable toys delivery guy. Go get the gun, or go phone a lawyer?

[daamon]

Get the lawyer - The use of a gun is likely to burst the inflatable toys. You may want to use them in your next relationship...

Return trip to the moon or one way trip to the stars?

[tgpo]

Return trip to the moon

One way trip to the stars, I'd be dead before I got close to one

You make a mistake on the forum:
Edit it or post a reply saying it was a mistake

[indolikaa]

Return trip to the moon

One way trip to the stars, I'd be dead before I got close to one

You make a mistake on the forum:
Edit it or post a reply saying it was a mistake

Post a reply. Unless it's a quote error, then I just blame curryman.


Today's lunch: Bacon Cheddar Burger, or Turkey Cheddar Melt?

[Capmaster]

Bacon cheddar burger. No contest. With a little green chile ...

A 50% raise to take a job you don't like, or keep current dead-end job you like?

[indolikaa]

Bacon cheddar burger. No contest. With a little green chile ...

A 50% raise to take a job you don't like, or keep current dead-end job you like?

Keep the current dead-end job. I did, anyway.

(Let's see, waste 4 hours per day playing 1602 AD while post-whoring on videohelp.com, or carry a gun 8 hours a day and babysit adults who can't count to 2 twice and get the same answer...)

Friday Night: Beer, or Vodka?

[tompika]

Friday Night: Beer, or Vodka?

BEER
Forgot to buy Vodka

Saturday night: Jones or Tarver