Britney Spears and Madonna

[pacmania_2001]

have you seen her husband? I could take him....

...and thank you, Pacmania, I will take the sluts!

Her husband actually seems like a half decent bloke, well apart from the whole "98 Degree's" thing.

[Solarjetman]

There is also the Olsen twins.

They are legal age in Australia (for most things anyway).

Care to take a guess who is on the cover of the september 4th issue of Rolling Stone magazine?

http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/bigphoto.asp?gid=8227&s=1&e=5&seq=4&cf=2047188

[g_shocker182]

I was just waiting for someone to say something abou them.

[housepig]

that jail thing made me think, can Demi Moore go to jail for dating ashton kucher(sp?) or is that only for dirty old men?

isn't he over 18?

although it does seem to be a double standard - with an older guy, it's "that dirty old man", and with a younger guy is "that lucky dog!"

[Reaper88]

I heard something on the radio here that is was leaked that demi & ashton relationship is actully them just punking eveyone and that they would anouncing it sometime in the near future. Wheather or not it is true i dont know.

[mysticgohan17]

I heard something on the radio here that is was leaked that demi & ashton relationship is actully them just punking eveyone and that they would anouncing it sometime in the near future. Wheather or not it is true i dont know.

To steal Chris Rock's joke from the VMAs, "Bruce Willis, you've been punk'd!"

[flaninacupboard]

Yeah, MTV is a big sucky waste of space. I'm much happier with MTV2, but from what i understand there's no such thing overseas.......
Oh well, more gonzo for me

[tgpo]

Naw, we have MTV2, but it isn't on standard cable.

[i_am_dave]

I think they must put some kind of subliminal stuff in MTV. I got tired of telling my daughter to turn it off and so I blocked it on my Directv receiver.
Man, you talk about a screaming duck fit.
I've never seen a teen-ager go so postal just because she couldn't watch Road Rules!

[tgpo]

Just tell her "Honey, they only show crap anyway."

[i_am_dave]

Riiiiiigghht.....
Tell a hormone drenched teenager that she might miss seeing which new hunk joins the crew this week!

[tgpo]

Riiiiiigghht.....
Tell a hormone drenched teenager that she might miss seeing which new hunk joins the crew this week!

Oh, okay. "Honey, he's gay anyway."

[i_am_dave]

You know how girls/women are:
"I can change him, I know I can!"

[pacmania_2001]

Just tell her that you couldn't afford it and it was either get rid of MTV or put her up for adoption or maybe tell her that terrorists took out the MTV studios.

Reminds me of a skit I saw on Conan O'Brian late show that was meant to be a public service annoucement:

You've just hoped into your car to go to work. You're running late and in hurry, as you are are backing out your hear a crushing noise.

You open your door and look out. Underneath your back driverside tyre is your 3 year old son's tricycle and he has just opened the front door to see what the noise was.

Do you:

A) tell him that you ran over his tricycle and reassure him that it will be okay and that when you get him you will buy him a new tricycle?

or B) tell him that a monster ran over his bike and that the monster will come after him and eat him if he doesn't keep his little mouth shut and stop crying

[i_am_dave]

Man, that was great. Reminds me of what I have told my cousins kids when they were afraid of thunder.
I told them:
"If you hear the thunder, then it's OK, it's over. You don't hear the one that gets you!"

They got really quiet and thoughtful after that.

[zzyzzx]

I say break out the Vaseline!!!

[thayne]

I say break out the Vaseline!!!

[g_shocker182]

Nice shots of the gonya!

[ChrisX]

What is world is getting into with Madonna and Britney Spears kissing as disgusting. Are they lesbian lovers?

[g_shocker182]

No, but as their popularity fades they needed a scandal or something to put them back in the headlines. Hey, it was great!

[tgpo]

Evolution of Ms. Spears


Debut with school girl look
Crowds love you
Change to slutty look
Crowds love you
Disapper for a while
Crowds forget about you and your crappy music
Kiss a chick publically
Crowds mock you constantly and burn you at the stake.

[Doggiedaddy]

Back in the day!
We had names for these women and they were publicly stoned!

Name= [SLUTS] [WHORES] etc.!
Stoned= Hit with rocks until dead, not [Cannabis usages]!

[ChrisX]

No, but as their popularity fades they needed a scandal or something to put them back in the headlines. Hey, it was great!

Especially for Madonna as she is an aging old star. Not many people like her now, now referred as the bitch or the whore of music. Is she a lesbian?

[Solarjetman]

Is she a lesbian?

No, she is married to Guy Ritchie and has a few kids.

[Doggiedaddy]

Is she a lesbian?

No, she is married to Guy Ritchie and has a few kids.

not proof in the year 2003!!!!

[zzyzzx]

[thayne]

[g_shocker182]

Any more?

[stiltman]

Any more?

take your pick

[mysticgohan17]

Any more?

take your pick

row....4....column....t-t-t...two.