Cousins

[Capmaster]

Not a thing for Capmaster, just his speed.

I forgot to ask you ...you aren't by any chance a schoolgirl, are you??

[northcat_8]

Sooo....what did I miss?

I see Cap is making new friends again

I see the bomb is off her meds

So what did we decide...is it OK to date cousins or not?
Cause I have a hot cousin I've had an eye on for a while now

[Capmaster]

Sooo....what did I miss?

I see Cap is making new friends again

I see the bomb is off her meds

So what did we decide...is it OK to date cousins or not?
Cause I have a hot cousin I've had an eye on for a while now

I was sticking up for males everywhere ...wait ...poor choice of words I was representing the silent minority - men 8)

[BJ_M]

Not a thing for Capmaster, just his speed.

I forgot to ask you ...you aren't by any chance a schoolgirl, are you??

wouldnt that be your luck to find out you have been harassing an underage girl on a forum ..

they have a name for that don't they ? :P

[BJ_M]

specially since this would be the second time (that we know of)... :P :P

[the bomb]

Not a thing for Capmaster, just his speed.

I forgot to ask you ...you aren't by any chance a schoolgirl, are you??

I see you are in your Mesolithic mode again

[BJ_M]

[Capmaster]

Not a thing for Capmaster, just his speed.

I forgot to ask you ...you aren't by any chance a schoolgirl, are you??

I see you are in your Mesolithic mode again

No, I have that scheduled for tomorrow. Why, are you interested?

[northcat_8]

I think she is wanting to be drug back to your cave.

[Capmaster]

I think she is wanting to be drug back to your cave.

UM-GAWA ..... Where's my club ...

[the bomb]

Oh yes , thats my fantasy, to be humped by a hairy caveman. Just what every girl wants.

[Capmaster]

Oh yes , thats my fantasy, to be humped by a hairy caveman. Just what every girl wants.

To quote Sean Connery as James Bond "Birds don't make nests in bare trees"

[BJ_M]

that is so true in fact -- it's in your genes

[offline]

Nests in your genes??

[Capmaster]

Nests in your genes??

Only if you're unshaven

[northcat_8]

Oh yes , thats my fantasy.... Just what every girl wants.

I knew it

to be humped by a hairy caveman.

well no one ever said he had to be the aggressor

[the bomb]

Most women have to show the men what to do anyhow.

[BJ_M]

well it helps if you didn't try to pick up 12 year olds :P

[Capmaster]

well it helps if you didn't try to pick up 12 year olds :P

(BJ_M with a 3-pointer 8) )

[the bomb]

well it helps if you didn't try to pick up 12 year olds :P

[northcat_8]

to be humped by a hairy caveman

[the bomb]

to be humped by a hairy caveman

[Doramius]

Let's clear this up, men are slobs by action. We belch, scratch ourselves in public, pass nasty gas and decide wether it's worth claiming before someone else does. However, many guys 'I know' aren't messy and don't live in pigstyes. They pick up and they keep things in easy places to pick up.

However, and my wife agrees to this and is watching me type this (even helping me), they leave clothes all over, they complain about each other, leave messes for someone else to clean up, my wife is also letting me state that she intentionally used to leave her stuff out and when the pile got big enough hoped everyone would chip in and clean together. She hates doing the dishes because it's disgusting, the only thing she will do is empty the dishwasher, and hang up clean laundry. She'll watch our son, while I pick-up and vacuum. If I didn't do this, the house would be a mess. My wife said that if we got a clothes hamper she would place her dirty items in their instead of leaving them all over the house. She still leaves things all over the house. However, when she's in public or with others, she is polite and courteous. She dresses well and is very sociable. This is what's called putting on a front.

Many men don't care about a front, in fact it annoys many of us. Women are more emotionally sensitive on how others perceive them. This is why getting along with men is easier than getting along with women. Emotions are the very thing that can cause or subdue contention when around people. The less you rely on them, the more you are at accepting what's going on around you and you feel comfortable. However, this makes a person insensitive and not very easy to come to for emotional comfort. Those who find a nice median of sensitivity are far & few. When you do find them, they are usually the one's you know but never think of because they seem to come in at the right points and not draw too much attention to themselves to be counted above what their sensitivity level is.

So as a final statement I offer this:

"Will there ever come a time when the stuck-up sticky-beaks of this world are sat down and told to leave their emotional eggshells at home so the tolerant majority can get on with their lives?"

[the bomb]

If men don't care about putting on a front why do they brag about the size of their penis.

[northcat_8]

Let's clear this up, men are slobs by action. We belch, scratch ourselves in public, pass nasty gas and decide wether it's worth claiming before someone else does. However, many guys 'I know' aren't messy and don't live in pigstyes. They pick up and they keep things in easy places to pick up.

well hell no, doramius...why do you think we get married??

[northcat_8]

If men don't care about putting on a front why do they brag about the size of their penis.

Those who can do, those who can't...talk about it.

[Doramius]

Same reason women brag about what reality show or soap opera is best.

At least men always talk about the same thing. What I keep hearing is women complain about men talking about penis'. Join in on the conversation and quityerbitchen. Men talk about boobs too. I find that women who don't complain as much get married sooner & stay married longer. My wife complains about very little. In fact I caught her talking to a friend about penis sizes over the phone. It must've been good for me because I got laid that night.

[BJ_M]

i have never heard men standing around or sitting in a bar all comparing their penis size in clinical detail...

at least not the places i hang out at .. :P

[Doramius]

i have never heard men standing around or sitting in a bar all comparing their penis size in clinical detail...

at least not the places i hang out at .. :P

Come to think of it, me either. Usually, it's sports scores and funny incidents of the day.

[offline]

Did you catch the Game?

Yeah! What a rotten score!

Pretty shitty effort there. Did you hear about Dan?

Oh my God! I was there, hahaha pretty funny!

So how goes your Penis?

What!!?