Cousins

[doppletwo]

Back to size discussion.

I would never lie about my size.

"Mine is 2 inches...

from the ground."
--Bernie Mac


WTF happened to this pleaseant thread about incest.

[stiltman]

WTF happened to this pleaseant thread about incest.

go back to picking your nose

[jimmalenko]

... and the hits just keep on coming ...

[Capmaster]

Cappie, please stop starting arguments with yourself again ... been there, done that ... coughcoughcalypsocoughcough

You think I'm arguing with myself? Besides, I swore off aliases permanently. I'll red card myself if I'm lying, and that's a promise

[Capmaster]

Wow! Big Bad Mod!!

She won't admit it but she wants me

Rub a lamp pond scum.

<in best Jerry Lewis voice> LAA-DYYY ...HEY LAAA-DYYY ...your head is spinning

Retract the claws

[the bomb]

Who else would take the time to even talk to you?

[the bomb]

I'll bet you carry a picture of yourself in your wallet.

[Capmaster]

Who else would take the time to even talk to you?

So ..I'm pond scum, yet you're the only one to take the time to talk with me? You're not making such a good case for yourself.

Admit it ..you dream about the magnificent stud-muffin that is ...

Capmaster

Well ...you let me know the day after hell freezes over and I'll see if I can fit you into my schedule

[Conquest10]

Whoa! What the...? I'm here all day and there's only like a post on here every once in a while. I go do some work for an hour and come back to two whole pages of new posts? Come on!

Guys lighten up on the little man complaining. If he prefers the company of women, that's his decision.

[the bomb]

I wouldn't give you the time of day. More like gelding muffin.

[BJ_M]

you met Conquest10?

[the bomb]

The problem with a man like you is you think women are all over you and can't except they are not.

[doppletwo]

You all need to count to 10 and take a deep breath.

I was only gone for like thirty minutes and you go crazy and start acting like me.

[Capmaster]

I wouldn't give you the time of day. More like gelding muffin.

Good one At least that's what you can tell yourself when you know deep down you want me. It's hard to admit ...I have that effect on women. But ...you'll never know ....will you? <snickers>

Gelding? Sweetie, if you had a wide-screen monitor you'd still need two monitors to display me in all my glory 8)

[the bomb]

You really are a prick, were you born that way or do you work at it?

[Capmaster]

You really are a prick, were you born that way or do you work at it?

Emasculating, dominatrix shrew :P

[jimmalenko]

Cappie, please stop starting arguments with yourself again ... been there, done that ... coughcoughcalypsocoughcough

You think I'm arguing with myself? Besides, I swore off aliases permanently. I'll red card myself if I'm lying, and that's a promise

Nah, only joking, mate

[Conquest10]

So... BJ, you got some more info on the genetic effects of incest?

[Capmaster]

Cappie, please stop starting arguments with yourself again ... been there, done that ... coughcoughcalypsocoughcough

You think I'm arguing with myself? Besides, I swore off aliases permanently. I'll red card myself if I'm lying, and that's a promise

Nah, only joking, mate

8) No ...she's real

[the bomb]

Oh you are so clever with words. I'm sure impressed.

[jimmalenko]

Here's something that back's up the bomb's claims, and is also a little humorous ...

[Capmaster]

Oh you are so clever with words. I'm sure impressed.

She's finally speechless 8)

[the bomb]

Fecking Wanker!

[jimmalenko]

Oh you are so clever with words. I'm sure impressed.

Anyone else want a slice of sarcasm ? I'm sure I could cut this one with a knife

[Capmaster]

Fecking Wanker!

[the bomb]

Just how I imagined you would look.

[Conquest10]

Hey, is that some kind of shot at Al Bundy?

[jimmalenko]

C'mon people ... let us all share in the cousinly love ... I'm sure there's enough to go around ...

[the bomb]

I hope to God you didn't have any children.

[Capmaster]

Just how I imagined you would look.

Hey, don't be dissin my man Al, gulfren <convincing side-to-side "sister" head movement>

I identify with that man. Every man here either has now, or has had a "Peg" in his life