Movie studios launch anti-piracy campaign please dont pirate

[flaninacupboard]

if you shot the trailer i'm sure you wouldn't be able to move for the number of movie deals falling through your door! :P

[tgm4883]

ok, im on it, I will see if i can have something by the end of the month. BTW, where can i get an exploding DVD Rack?

[flaninacupboard]

Hmm, not sure. Well you get the rest shot and i'll email you a clip of an exploding DVD rack sometime this weekend.

Does it count as Warez if someone can prove i used copies on the exploding rack?

[tgm4883]

Two questions though if im going to shoot a trailer.

1. Who is saying "Get outta here now, you still have time!!!"

2. What is the name of my movie?

[tgm4883]

Does it count as Warez if someone can prove i used copies on the exploding rack?

I dont think so, as long as you own the originals

[flaninacupboard]

um......
*tries to be creative. realises it's easier to just copy something*
His friend.......rob. who's just been shot by an MPAA sniper, and is bleeding profusely, but blocking the window so James can get past.

[SLK001]

How about this one:

"We in the movie industry are requesting that
people do not steal our intellectual property
by pirating our movies. We also admit that we
have artificially kept the prices of our releases
on DVDs too high for the average individual. To
rectify this inequity, we are immediately reducing
the MSRP of our DVDs to one-third of the current
price. We hope that our new pricing gesture will
encourage those of you have pirated in the past to
now purchase the desired DVDs. If you do so, we
will all win!

Thank you"

I personally would like this gesture by the movie industry.

[housepig]

2. What is the name of my movie?

How about "Fair Use"??

[flaninacupboard]

no, it needs a trendy one word title. got it.

Backup.

[mysticgohan17]

no, it needs a trendy one word title. got it.

Backup.

dont forget the sequels
Backup:Reloaded and Backup:Revolutions

[flaninacupboard]

How about

Backup
Backup: Ripping
and finally
Backup: Re-encoding
Which leads us nicely into
Episode IV:A New Disc
Episode V: The MPAA Strikes Back
and
Episode VI: Return of the Jury
which winds up with
Raiders of the Lost Server
Hacker James and the Public Prison of Doom
and
Hacker James and the Bloody Crusade.

Hmm. those aren;t as funny as i thought. I blame tgpo, he's curbed my creativity :P

[leebo]

Remember those "If you buy drugs, you're helping the terrorists" commercials that were broadcast in the US b4 the Iraq war started?

Maybe they could use that idea.


"Hey Rick, how much did you pay for that copy of Glitter"?

"Dude!" "A couple of bucks". "I rented it from Netflix and burned my own copy".

"Hey man, don't you know movie piracy contributes to terrorism"?

"How's that"?

"Look. Disney makes a movie and after it's theatrical run, releases it on DVD."

"Yeah, so"?

"Disney makes millions on those DVD's. They use the money to make more movies. If they lose income to pirates, that's less movies they can make."

"Oh, I get it. Less movies means more time on the terrorists hands for building explosives".


(Voiceover):
"Fight al-Qaida. Fight piracy. Don't rip.

[mysticgohan17]

Disney doesnt have to stop making movies, just sequels and remakes of classic ones.

[minchy6]

I saw Pirates of The Caribbean and there was no such ad... frankly i think this whole thing is just something the big directors use to get more and more money! Why are they called the little people? I think it's wrong to put a name on them...are they just another number that "helps" make a movie to everyone ??!! No one is looking at the reality of it all...and the reality is there is always going to be someone going "against the grain" of society and in every situation there will be a "bad seed" There is no way that they are going to stop pirating films because they have seen how they may ruin someones life by taking away one of there "five homes" After all if i saw that, as some1 said, i would probably go straight home and pirate a video!