how old are you???

[Conquest10]

i'm 20 and i think i could bench 120 at the most. i'm very weak.

[mrtristan]

I can guarantee that you would be able to push that much easily, if you trained even half assed, for a few months. My grandpa was naturally one of those freakishly strong people. He came to Hawaii in one of the last waves of immigrant sugar cane workers. My dad inherited that strength, as well as my older brother. I was lucky to inherit the weakass gene.

Anyway, I started lifting when I was 21ish and could barely bench the 40lb bar. Within two years, I could push 205lbs at a body weight of no more than 130.

i'm 20 and i think i could bench 120 at the most. i'm very weak.

[i_am_dave]

Just passed 42. Am working out again after about 25 years of neglect.
25 years ago, could bench 170.
1 year ago, could bench 100
Now can bench around 180.

I've got to get into shape for my midlife crisis so that all the sweet young things will want me!

[henk schuifkaas]

33, close to 34. I don't have to be "in shape" yet, not for about 10 years till my midlife kicks in...
Hmm, already did the parachute and motorbike thing. What's left for my midlifecrisis? Oh yeah, get a young girlfriend

[i_am_dave]

What's left for my midlifecrisis? Oh yeah, get a young girlfriend

Why not go for broke and get two or three young girlfriends!
My wife has already spoken to me about this. She said it was OK, if I was willing to pay the price. Here is what my midlife crisis would cost:
1) One house
2) Two cars
3) All the money in our savings account
4) 35% of my income for the rest of my life
5) All legal fees
6) Her un-dying hatred for the next 40 years

Doesn't hardly seem worth it.

[tgpo]

Doesn't hardly seem worth it.

Not really.

[henk schuifkaas]

Well, I have an cunning plan!!
Or, as Baldrick would say: A plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel...
Don't tell your wife/girlfriend , and you could

[i_am_dave]

Well, I have an cunning plan!!
Or, as Baldrick would say: A plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel...
Don't tell your wife/girlfriend , and you could

Unfortnately, my wife is somewhat psychic.
At the exact moment I 'd, she would know!!!

[mrtristan]

I think most wives are.

Unfortnately, my wife is somewhat psychic.

[racer-x]

I did the younger woman thing for a while. It was great while it lasted. You just gotta be carefull who you pick as a partner. The not-so-great looking chicks are easier to get, but tougher to get rid of when the inevitable $hit hits the fan. The good looking ones are harder to get, but easier to get rid of. After all they can easily find someone else.

If your married, than it's best to get another married woman. Usually they have the same interests in mind and don't want to get caught. And don't think that married women don't fool around, because they are as bad as men, but are better liars.

A marriage is like a long county road, it's OK to wander a little as long as you get back on the main road when you're done sampling the flowers.

You may not agree, but that's how I feel.