tgpo's Newbies Definitive Guide to Up Your Post Count!!

[The village idiot]

and for god's sake....FREE WILLY :P

Be careful where you free your willy...

[rendalunit]

also point out spelling errors

>65. Tell everyone why KVCDs own all and why they suck if they use anything else.

[indolikaa]

14. Ask housepig for help in converting your Matrix Reloaded .avi file.

[Will Hay]

612. Tell defense RecordNowMax is the worst burning software you've ever seen
Will

[indolikaa]

5122-1-01.B (This one will get 'em excited!)

Step 1: Follow the links on pixel's signature line.

Step 2: Start a new thread, "Bush with Dick in 2004"

Step 3: Be sure to include the following in your defense of the Republican Party...

* It's not our fault 6,000 Florida Democrats couldn't punch a hole through a piece of paper,
* ...but it was OK that Democratic staffers were handing out cigarettes to black voters in Wisconsin,
* The more important of the Supreme Court decisions was 7-2, not 5-4,
* Sure, Jeffords had no political motivation when he crossed the aisle,
* Which party lost control of Congress in 2002?
* Walter Mondale couldn't win an election in Minnesota. Did Hell just freeze over?
* How many Republican governors are facing a recall drive?

Step 4: Duck.



Disclaimer!
my political affiliation is independent. the preceeding is a satirical view and not necessarily my own personal views. you are welcomed and encouraged to agree or disagree with this post. it's a free country, who am i to say otherwise?

[tgpo]

612. Tell defense RecordNowMax is the worst burning software you've ever seen
Will

I disagree. NeroMax was the worst!

[defense]

612. Tell defense RecordNowMax is the worst burning software you've ever seen
Will

LMAO....ahhh...back in the day that would up the post count...but these days I just read those Nero "RULES" posts..and LMAO....because of course...they are ALWAYS followed by...NEWEST VERSION OF NERO SUCKS....oh..and now Nero wants to charge an ADDITIONAL $50 to purchase their "wonderful" Nero 6.0 package! Hell..I woulda sent those sorry bastards $50 just to USE less then TEN NUMBERS in their updates!... Nero 5.5.5.5.5.5.5.5.5.5.19.81.28.894 looks like some damn endless IP ADDRESS...what a joke Nero is....

Oh..and my beloved RNM....no updates in what...6 months? I wonder why...oh yea...ZERO ISSUES MEANS NO REASON TO UPDATE....LUCKY ME.

Don't get me started you lil' "TITTLETALE" oops..forgive me for I am a "TOOL"...I meant "TITTLETATTLE."

[flaninacupboard]

clause 5; section 2:

Tell TGPO that beards and Kung Fu suck!

[Will Hay]

745. Tell tgpo not all home-movies need fifteen pints of blood on the pavement and fourteen bodies strew around

[Will Hay]

612. Tell defense RecordNowMax is the worst burning software you've ever seen
Will

I disagree.

So do I tgpo, so do I
Will

[tgpo]

Anyone got any other ideas for a new guide, today I'm feeling a bit sausy.

[Conquest10]

how about a guide on buying a new mac.

[Will Hay]

Anyone got any other ideas for a new guide, today I'm feeling a bit sausy.

Yeah, how about earnings?
No comments necessary, I know it's private stuff but if you just post and not declare what you've voted then there can't be much of a problem, right?
I imagine people will get pissed at people bullshitting at £100k a year but might create some interesting shit

[tgpo]

I'll be straigtforward. I make $12.40 an hour. I'm still in school, so this is a great paying job for me. My last job was a year ago at Publix Supermarket as a bagboy. I made $5.25 an hour, I worked there 2 years and never got a raise. From my time there I grew a huge hatred for the bagging industry, and will be making fun of it in my future movies :P

[The village idiot]

Attack of the BagBoy!

[defense]

tgpo, you live in Florida? I know we have Publix supermarkets down here...and to my knowledge they are strictly a Florida supermarket...but they may of expanded some.

[tgpo]

I live in SC. There are Publix in SC, FL, GA, AL, and NC i do believe.

[defense]

ah..so they have expanded...how long has Publix been in S.C? Probably a lot longer then I thought...Publix' motto down here used to be... "The Florida Supermarket" or something to that affect.... never paid much attention....good to know I can count on a publix and their Boars Head Deli fresh made sandwhiches if i'm in any of those other states.
:P

[tgpo]

I just looked it up. They aren't in NC, but they are in TN. I love the subs. My favorite is the Cuban with no pickles. Best sub ever!! Publix is great to shop at, but working there SUCKS!

[Will Hay]

Yeah, how about earnings?

I'll be straigtforward. I make $12.40 an hour.

Is that a no on the poll then?
Will

[tgpo]

33 1/3. Try to get first replies on the polls.

[i_am_dave]

Rule #B: Talk about your lovelife and ask for advice!


BTW: TGPO, I used to work at a Pik-Quik market when I was in school. In our area, the were owned by Publix.
One of my favorite activities (other than reading the new Playboy mags when they came in) was to hide in the drink cooler and grab girls legs while they were standing in the open doorway deciding which drink to buy.

[EddyH]

[Conquest10]

wheel of what?

[EddyH]

wheel of fish. i wanna play it, soon as i find it

...that neon display took an alarmingly short amount of time to make and fix...

[EddyH]

430, huh? that many...

sqrt 2: pester tgpo for info on how to get into his line of work (12.40, still at school?!) :P

[Will Hay]

Just got it.
Six horses in a field, right?
Will

[tgpo]

Ya'll know what movie I took the Wheel of Fish idea from??

[flaninacupboard]

UHF?
I remember hunting for months for a copy on Laser on ebay, but to no avail. now it's out on DVD, how unsporting!

[tgpo]

UHF?
I remember hunting for months for a copy on Laser on ebay, but to no avail. now it's out on DVD, how unsporting!

Yeah. I looked forever for an original VHS copy and finally found on while on a trip to Ohio. At that time they were selling for around $80 on ebay, and right before I was gonna post mine, the DVD came out.