tgpo's Newbies Definitive Guide to Up Your Post Count!!

[tgpo]

How to up your post count. A guide by tgpo

Geting your post count up can be a very hard thing to do. Following these 280 easy steps will help you on your way to post count heaven.

1. Post in every topic, even ones you don't know the answer to. Although this will make you look dumb, once you have that 5000+ post count, you'll be the one laughing.

6. People love "Me too" posts, so do them often and multiple times.

28. Post your question in every available forum. People in the DVD Authoring section would love to hear about the pool you installed this weekend. So let them all know about it.

55. Ask random people to guess what's in your pants.

3.1415926535. See You Next Wednesday

4. Post that DVD-Rs are better than DVD+Rs. Then ramdomly post in the topic to keep the dicussion going.

290. Talk to tgpo. He loves the flower girl, pina coladas, getting cought in the rain, and talking to anyone who'll listen to him babble on about his love for cheese.

192. Copy any news you see, no matter if it isn't video related, and post it in the news section. Holy crap!!! Kroger is having Double Coupons!!!

-43. Be sure to post questions such as "Help me", and "It doesn't Work", and the ever popular "This program sucks, but where can I find it on the web?"

C. Post random comments about the site. Baldrick loves it when people tell him that they are having to wait 3 days to post, or that there is a forum on this site.

20. Ask for warez, the moderators love that, and it gets you on their good side.

60. One word: Smiley Posts

83 1/2. Play one of the great games currently in the offtopic section, such as "Guess that Smell", "Fart Sounds of the Ages", and "Wheel of Fish".

120. Post the lyrics to your favorite song and sing it proud.

549. If you get banned, make a new username and pretend to be someone else....he he he, that's a good one.

45. Do 635 "avatar test" posts.

9074. Shopping List:
Milk
Eggs
Bread
Thermonuclear Bomb
Toothpaste

56. Ask about movies that are still in theaters, that way we know exactly what you're talking about, plus we can find out if they are good or not.

71. Report every post you can. Can you believe that their are people who think they can post legigimate questions in this forum?? Newbies

6b. The answer to number 4 is "Chicago"

91. Will Hay loves it when you call him Silky

70. Ask Baldrick for new forum sections, such as the "VCR" section, or the "Computer" Section, or "Today's Luch Specials" section.

894. Would the owner of the blue Honda Civic please report to the parking lot, your wife is being eaten by a mountain lion.

65. Tell everone why KVCDs own all and why they suck if they use anything else.

94. Show everyone how smart you are by using a cussword every other word.

88. Ask everyone how to convert your "Personal Home Movies of the Wife" to various formats, and please remember to supply samples.

443. Use the website as your own personal AD placement location. The forum users love to see that Walmart is having a sale next week on shaving cream.


If you follow these simple rules, your post count should skyrocket, and you'll be the envy of every user on the board. Of course you'll still be stuck in the basement of your parents's house, looking for Alyssa Milano pictures, but doggonnit you'll own at post count expantion on your local DVDRHelp.com website.

[galactica]

56. Ask about movies that are still in theaters, that way we know exactly what you're talking about, plus we can find out if they are good or not.

Guilty as charged!

One would wonder.....................
Generally speaking, the more posts I see, the more I assume the poster knows since he/she has been posting a lot.

however, according to this.............. its not always true!

oh well............ i just uped my post number by 1

[sterno]

Hey tgpo, guess what's in my pants! And it's "thermonuclear bomb", not "thermal nuclear", you ignorant SOB!!!!!111

And theres that one program, I can't remember the name or what it does or anything, and it sucks, but will you help me find where to download a bootleg copy on the web?

What about personal home movies of somebody else's wife? I think those are a lot better than ones of your own.

Oh yeah, and you forgot to list "respond to posts by answering questions that nobody asked in a really rude and condescending manner".

[housepig]

9074. Shopping List:
Milk
Eggs
Bread
Thermal Nuclear Bomb
Toothpaste

is that a D.R. & Quinch reference? if it is, you're my hero.

ha ha! +1

[i_am_dave]

[galactica]

Oh yeah, and you forgot to list "respond to posts by answering questions that nobody asked in a really rude and condescending manner".

I think we all love doing that

[0 kewl]

oh well............ i just uped my post number by 1

Me too

[Will Hay]

I'm stunned, I thought I was the only funny one

Oh, and Silky is an abreviation of my surname you goit

[Will Hay]

What about personal home movies of somebody else's wife? I think those are a lot better than ones of your own.

Yeah, I vote for the guy who married one of three identical triplets.
Man, they were HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!
Will

[tgpo]

Afterwards he said that he was only joking.

[hoyboy]

Why isn't this a sticky anymore?. Everybody who posts here NEEDS to see how to get their posts up (like I'm Doing Now) . Otherwise nobody will ever take them seriously

[Will Hay]

Afterwards he said that he was only joking.

WHAT?!??!?!?
I'm shattered!
Actually, I suspected but like you man I'm a good guy and give people the benefit of the doubt
How dare people post lies on this site
Will

[Conquest10]

Why isn't this a sticky anymore?. Everybody who posts here NEEDS to see how to get their posts up (like I'm Doing Now) . Otherwise nobody will ever take them seriously

its a sticky once again.

[tenders]

hahaha..i like it,but you posted this guide in the wrong section

[i_am_dave]

Just workig on my count, would like to break 400 today!

[tgpo]

I'd like to break 2600 today

[i_am_dave]

Maybe we should have a marathon session in word association this morning

[tgpo]

Naw that's alright. I'm sure I'll probably get it without flooding the game.

[hoyboy]

I'm trying- I'm trying

[MackemX]

I've been offline for 2 days now cos I broke my PC

back now tho but can I have the posts added that I woulda made if I'd been online?

cheers

[tenders]

it's comming ya know you guys got my gift wrapped

[The village idiot]

You forgot the ever popular.....

Talk to yourself!

You can also try the variant of fight with yourself. This variant works best if you suffer from MPD, but you can still do it if you are just crazy

[Ducatti20]

You forgot another... Asking questions that can be found on google..

[hoyboy]

Come on everybody!. TGPO has given as a gold plated opportunity to up our posts by saying as little as humanly possible- but instead you loiter outside this thread doing it the hard way- BY ANSWERING QUESTIONS!. This will never, and can never be acceptable to the majority of hard working members who actually would perfer to know what temperture it is in another state, another country and even in another world(well haven't seen that post yet but trust me. I'ts Coming ). So I am appealing to everybody to show their support by coming to this thread and doing everything they can to make sure it is the best supported thread in the World!!(lets kick some word association arse)

[Craig Tucker]

I Know

[Craig Tucker]

how to

[Craig Tucker]

increase

[Craig Tucker]

my post

[Craig Tucker]

count

[Conquest10]

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