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A housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb....There's no place like 127.0.0.1
The Rogue Pixel: Pixels are like elephants. Every once in a while one of them will go nuts. -
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," he says as he stepped out
of the shower,
"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn
like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.There's no place like 127.0.0.1
The Rogue Pixel: Pixels are like elephants. Every once in a while one of them will go nuts. -
LOL
I refuse to get locked out again! :cP
:cDThere's no place like 127.0.0.1
The Rogue Pixel: Pixels are like elephants. Every once in a while one of them will go nuts. -
Member
- Nov 2002
- Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Q: What's the useless piece of skin called at the end of a penis?
A: The Man. -
LOLOLOLOL :cD
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
The Rogue Pixel: Pixels are like elephants. Every once in a while one of them will go nuts. -
Now THAT'S funny!!!!
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
The Rogue Pixel: Pixels are like elephants. Every once in a while one of them will go nuts. -
Member
- Nov 2002
- Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
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Guy walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of whisky straight up.
Bartender: "What's the occasion?"
Guy: "I'm celebrating my first blow job."
Bartender: "If that's the case, let me buy you one too."
Guy: "Nah, if 5 don't kill the taste nothing will..." -
Originally Posted by SquirrelDip
LOL!!!! That's too funny!! -
Member
- Nov 2002
- Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
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Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Grab it by the tip and shack the f*ck out of it... -
What's blue and sh*gs old ladies?
Me in my lucky blue overcoat!
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