How can I make money faster using banner ads, etc.??

[mvdude2001]

Ive triend this banner thing and it pays me like $0.01 a day I spend on the internet. How do I get an ad that pays $5.00 a click. I just need to make 50 bucks by next month. (or can you guys loan me $50)

[shochan]

HAH!!

[nfl2k2]

5.00$ a click? isn't that a little much?

[shochan]

Those are for sign ups. Like when they click and sign up for a porn site or buy a vcd.

[condone]

here's an idea that gives u unlimited chances to earn money, and it has worked wonders for me. it's called a "Job." just a suggestion =)

[AntnyMD]

lol -- I used to loathe these fake, unreal threads -- but this one was actually funny.

[pacmania_2001]

hmmm, so where do i go about getting one of these so called jobs? (homer simpson tone)

[zzyzzx]

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Now this is funny!

[d4n13l]

Why not sell your body on the streets? You could make an easy $50 for a few minutes work.

[pacmania_2001]

You could sell your kidney on the black market

[dancoe]

I know where u can get $50 an hour planting tulips.

[dancoe]

Where???????????????


Right between my legs bitch!!!!!!!!


Plant tu lips!!!!!!!!


He He!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dancoe]

Knock! Knock!


Who's there?

Gladiator!

Galadiator who?

Gladiator before the gang bang!


He He!

[bbb]

Collect cans and bottles. It's much more profitable and you get exercise. It's at least $0.05 a bottle.

Hang around college dorms or frats. They got tons of beer bottles on Friday/Saturday nights; they literally have huge trashcans filled with bottles. Plus you can pick pocket any of those who passed out.

Or do gay men favors; they are richer than the general population. Advertise yourself as a young massage boy.

[chjan]

quit internet and find a job, man!
you get rich faster.

[jeex]

i work at a fastfood place with a buncha highschool kids and sell weed at a 200% markup. i make way more money selling weed than i do working.. plus there friends wanna buy.. the money is rolling in..

you could try that.


by the way, this was hilarious as hell
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I know where u can get $50 an hour planting tulips
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Where???????????????


Right between my legs bitch!!!!!!!!


Plant tu lips!!!!!!!!


He He!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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