Removing bad language from DVD for my kids

[jholder]

correct, cleanplay is still around but i was wondering about a software that would either scan my already downloaded movies or clean them as i rip them to hard drive.

[jagabo]

Computers don't understand english and can't see nudity.

[jholder]

oh who would of known.... <roll eyes>
Correct, Computers only see binary, Programs only see data that they are programed to see, however (such as clearplay) They have "filters" you download and they are kinda like a codec that tells the dvd player on the computer (unless your talking about the clearplay dvd player) what information to skip/mute etc.. its basically a program that tells other programs what to do with certain parts of the movie.

[lordsmurf]

I'm not aware of an anti-boobies or anti-cuss filter system for video, no.
That's honestly not even plausible.

Watch something else if you're offended by fictional content that shows the natural human form or uses a rich vocabulary to convey the message of the piece (as desired by the writer or director).

I agree some things are unnecessary in films, but I'll deconstruct the DVD, edit it out, and re-author.
It's not automated. And I rarely bother with this.

My TV remote also comes with a MUTE button. And the DVD player has a FF button.

This is another great alternative for kids: http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2F...reative=390957
Removes all nudity and foul language from your TV.

[El Heggunte]

This is another great alternative for kids: http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2F...reative=390957
Removes all nudity and foul language from your TV.

"for KIDS",

OR

"for certain PARENTS" ?

P.S.: Speaking of cartoons, I really hope "Woody Woodpecker Polka"
hasn't ever been modified or mutilated ( y' know,
nobody knows what happens inside the head of a professional censor )

[jagabo]

Computers only see binary, Programs only see data that they are programed to see, however (such as clearplay) They have "filters" you download and they are kinda like a codec that tells the dvd player on the computer (unless your talking about the clearplay dvd player) what information to skip/mute etc.. its basically a program that tells other programs what to do with certain parts of the movie.

Clearplay has human beings that watch every video and mark all the "objectionable" parts. That part is not automated.

[johns0]

jman98 - one would think that if a company wanted a thread to be closed after a certain time limit then it would have it setup in the html coding to prevent such additional posts after a certain time limit. taylor17 asked a very good question. Plus to make fun of someone who has a perfectly good question is not appropriate. I also have the same question that Taylor17 has. I am far from a basic pc user, but wanted to see if anyone had any ideas of any programs that are available that will do the brunt work for me.

Best to make a new thread rather than opening an old one where most ideas are obsolete,this thread is closed.