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[txpharoah]

guarantees that the Government will not censor free speech or the press. It does not apply to private businesses or DVD/VCD websites. In fact, it doesn't even apply to the press itself; they can censor themselves all they want. And if Baldrick decides so, he can remove the Off-Topic forum and censor posts as he sees fit.

Give 'em a karate chop!

I'd love for some of these free speech junkies to walk into their office and tell the secretary "nice cans toots" and see where their "free speech" gets them. :P

[defense]

What is with that guy?

pharoah is just some obese, pathetic disgrace who has no life. I don't think it's a "he" but almost certainly a "she." Although I think a "he/she" would probably be most appropriate. First they think they are Jr. Matlock, now they think they are "Jr. Baldrick." They come out of the woodwork and think they run shit on this site. They don't run shit here or in their sorry, weak ass state of Texas. Pharoah has a "death grip" on two dozen doughnuts at all times and couldn't get laid if they were run over by a bulldozer!

This is obviously why they feel deeply hurt when they read all the "sex" posts. What is even more pathetic is that this "self-proclaimed" Matlock attorney feels the need to snitch posters every opportunity they can. This is obviously the kind of person that talks behind others backs and has no friends in life or on this site, other then Karate Media. And I think Karate Media is ready to slap the spit out of this bishes mouth too.

The "problem" thread was meant to be a means to assist mods in posts which they may not catch, and although our friend "ham hock wrists" has attempted to assist them, this has obviously gone WAYYYY overboard and have become more of a nuisance. If you continue to have problems with every other post you read and find "offensive" then I suggest you read the carbohydrate content of those doughnuts instead of these posts.

[pacmania_2001]

'Coming soon' to a venue near you

Sorry .... couldn't resist.

Don't you mean "Cumming Soon"

If you are like Quigonsean and like some alterate meanings I recommend checking out this song; 'Scared Weird Little Guys - The Condom Song'. Very funnny indeed.

[DonVito]

Lol (no offense to defense :P )

Edit: post not directed at pacmania

[vitualis]

I think that the novelty value of this thread has worn off...

Regards.