to the vinyl sheep brigade - time to upgrade

[flaninacupboard]

Just think what a brilliant date you could take that woman in the office you've always fancied on with $4,450.

'Nuff said.

Cobra

fair point -except-

a) there isn't a -garunteed- shag at the end of it

b) she'll expect you to spend $5,450 on the next date......

[The village idiot]

get it while it's cold, folks.

Since no one else had the balls to ask.... What exactly were you searching for when you found this?

[offline]

Bad news guys,

the male and female Realdoll have eloped.

..back to the pillow

[Ripper2860]

I wonder if they are hiring for their QA-Testing or R&D department??


[start bad one-liners]

*I heard the job can suck

*However, employees are encouraged to provide "input"!

*Employees are dedicated and often take their work home with them.

[end bad one-liners]

[hech54]

Just think....the winner leatherface should be enjoying his purchase by now.
Buy this doll and you can have her within a week!

He may just be.....oh never mind.....I'll let you finish that though.

[FulciLives]

A friend of mine owns a video store and said he got a screener of a movie comming out any day now about a guy that buys a real doll and dresses it up like some woman he works with.

But then he actually starts to date that woman and while at his house she finds the real doll and ...

He said it is one really *ucked up crazy ass wierdo movie ... in short he liked it!

I forget the title ... I'll have to call him and find out

- John "FulciLives" Coleman

[Ripper2860]

I wonder if they are hiring for their QA-Testing or R&D department??


[start bad one-liners]

*I heard the job can suck

*However, employees are encouraged to provide "input"!

*Employees are dedicated and often take their work home with them.

[end bad one-liners]

Ahh Come on! No contributions! No Flames! Where's TommyKnocker with his "don't quit your Day Job", etc. Is everybody out of town or on Dr. Gee's boat !?


...me skulks off muttering "y'all are no fun !!"

[housepig]

Since no one else had the balls to ask.... What exactly were you searching for when you found this?

saw it linked from another site - unlike some of the sad sacks on this site, I'm in no need of one....

[Cobra]

Ripper2860 - your avatar scares me. It's brilliant!

I think the member status "Cocaine Eyes" went brilliantly with it.

What a random post.

[Grimey]

This is Off-Topic, randomness is encouraged

[northcat_8]

yeah, but that one was polystyrene, not a realistic thing with working vagina!

well, get cracking, son!

I'm going to go out on a limb and say:

The person that invents a sex substitute for men, like the vibrator or dildo is for a woman will be one rich SOB.

[Ripper2860]

Ripper2860 - your avatar scares me. It's brilliant!

I think the member status "Cocaine Eyes" went brilliantly with it.

What a random post.

Ok -- back to Cocaine Eyes. Been trying several, but nothing seems as appropriate.

How's that for a Random Post Reply !!??

[Ripper2860]

yeah, but that one was polystyrene, not a realistic thing with working vagina!

well, get cracking, son!

I'm going to go out on a limb and say:

The person that invents a sex substitute for men, like the vibrator or dildo is for a woman will be one rich SOB.

Maybe I should patent the HAND !!!

[Grimey]

It is the cheapest and most readily accessible sex substitute!

[Capmaster]

I have a few problems with this doll:

Doll has no odors.

Damn What good is it then? Maybe add a little sushi-flavored KY for realism

The wires inside the fingers are dislocated but this has happened to almost every doll.

WTF? Why was so much wear put on the fingers? You mean this spas buys a life-sized doll and fucks the hands? What, is he an amputee? If so, how did he click "place order" when he bought it?

Neck bolt!

What? Why? Is this a Frankensteins Monster inflatable? If so, he has some issues

I'll stick with Dolly and my other sheep/goat/clown inflatables.

[Keefkey]

I'll stick with Dolly and my other sheep/goat/clown inflatables.

You have an inflatable clown? I am so-o-o-o jealous

[888888]

Just went to the Real Doll website. Those dolls are hot!!!

[housepig]

Just went to the Real Doll website. Those dolls are hot!!!

but they won't make the face when you give them the chocolate fudgesicle, so it's not the same...

[888888]

Just went to the Real Doll website. Those dolls are hot!!!

but they won't make the face when you give them the chocolate fudgesicle, so it's not the same...

True, but they also won't complain when you ask if you could turn your willy into a chocolate fudgsicle.

[ZAPPER]

At first I thought that this was funny as hell. But after some thought I relized that there is some scary shit in the world!

[DVD_Ripper]

Leatherface, the new owner, gotta be one scary person... a fitting name Hey maybe he's a millionaire and this was a fun purchase for a new room in his house.

Here's a rip on the mfg of real doll abyss creations:

http://www.hootisland.com/realhamster/abysmal.html

[Doramius]

Isn't Leatherface the deranged lunatic from Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

On the up-side, she's sure thing and a good looking prom date. She'll also be more realistic looking in a passenger seat when trying to drive in the carpool lane.

[Ripper2860]

$4500 to complete my Robot. Girl Robot. Heh, Heh! This will be the best prom ever!"

Everyone check for unauthorized charges on their credit cards !!

[northcat_8]

Relax Ripper...if you can't afford the $4500.00...maybe they have a lease program or a demo for sale

[housepig]

Relax Ripper...if you can't afford the $4500.00...maybe they have a lease program or a demo for sale

well, they have the old-school latex versions for $2,000.

or maybe someone else will put a tattier version on eBay for less... a few stains, some tears, missing a finger or two...

[flaninacupboard]

or maybe someone else will put a tattier version on eBay for less... a few stains, some tears, missing a finger or two...

Wonder where her fingers got lost.......?