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    Mine is "They are not the hell your whales".
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    Originally Posted by gitreel
    Mine is "They are not the hell your wales".
    Aren't they England's wales?

    They are the hell our whales! :P
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    OOps. I hate typos.

    I corrected it.

    They are not the hell your whales.
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    No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.
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  7. Can't really, remember the best from the movies, but my favorite from the shows is;

    Bones to Kirk

    I'm a doctor not a brick layer ! !

    (repairing the hole in the side of the creature that burrows through rock on the mining astroid)
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    Originally Posted by stiltman
    Can't really, remember the best from the movies, but my favorite from the shows is;

    Bones to Kirk

    I'm a doctor not a brick layer ! !

    (repairing the hole in the side of the creature that burrows through rock on the mining astroid)
    Horta, if I remember correctly.
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    Kirk, in StarTrek IV:

    "Double dumbass on you!!!"
    Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
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    Star Trek First contact
    You broke your little ships.
    I use the BORG's "resistence is futile" line on my wife when I'm asking for sex.
    I am The Penis. Resistence is futile. You will surrender and prepare to be boarded. If you attemp to escape, you will be fired upon.
    My wife always gets a laugh out of it.
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  11. What is Indolikaa Khan's favorite line from a Star Trek movie?


    'To the last, I grapple with thee, From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.'

    My parting words to a previous woman (see 'Bitch' or 'Slut' or 'Tramp' or 'Whore' in the dictionary) who, well...

    Read the words to 'Everything But My Pride' by Cutting Crew. That about sums it up nicely.




    This moment from Dr. Khan's latest bestseller Indolikaa's Guide to Letting Gorgeous Women Walk All Over You in Return for a Hollow Committment of Love is brought to you by Wolverine Work Boots. The boot of choice for shoving up the ass of skanky cunts like her.


    I think when my wife met her, she said something like, "I'm Taandyria Khan. I've never had an entire baseball team inside me before. What does it feel like?"
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  12. spock:I do not dispute it. I merely state that it is wrong

    "You have not truly enjoyed Shakespeare until you've read it in its original Klingon."
    - Chancellor Gorkon in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
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  13. Classic Trek:

    "Kirk to Engeineering, more power Mr. Scott!

    If I give it anymore cap'tin, she's gonna blowwwww!"

    TNG: Data near end of First Contact (as the saucer falls out of orbit pending a crash on the planet), "Ohhhhhhhh S****************t!"
    Like a flea circus at a dog show!
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    Originally Posted by Madz
    Classic Trek:
    TNG: Data near end of First Contact (as the saucer falls out of orbit pending a crash on the planet), "Ohhhhhhhh S****************t!"
    Sorry, but isn't that from Generations?
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    Originally Posted by tekkieman
    Originally Posted by Madz
    Classic Trek:
    TNG: Data near end of First Contact (as the saucer falls out of orbit pending a crash on the planet), "Ohhhhhhhh S****************t!"
    Sorry, but isn't that from Generations?

    Uh yeah!
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    Originally Posted by tekkieman
    Originally Posted by Madz
    Classic Trek:
    TNG: Data near end of First Contact (as the saucer falls out of orbit pending a crash on the planet), "Ohhhhhhhh S****************t!"
    Sorry, but isn't that from Generations?
    Yep. Generations. Great scene
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  17. Originally Posted by Capmaster
    Originally Posted by tekkieman
    Originally Posted by Madz
    Classic Trek:
    TNG: Data near end of First Contact (as the saucer falls out of orbit pending a crash on the planet), "Ohhhhhhhh S****************t!"
    Sorry, but isn't that from Generations?
    Yep. Generations. Great scene
    My bad.
    Like a flea circus at a dog show!
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    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    Originally Posted by tekkieman
    Originally Posted by Madz
    Classic Trek:
    TNG: Data near end of First Contact (as the saucer falls out of orbit pending a crash on the planet), "Ohhhhhhhh S****************t!"
    Sorry, but isn't that from Generations?
    Yep. Generations. Great scene
    ...and was this one right as well?

    Originally Posted by stiltman
    Can't really, remember the best from the movies, but my favorite from the shows is;

    Bones to Kirk

    I'm a doctor not a brick layer ! !

    (repairing the hole in the side of the creature that burrows through rock on the mining astroid)
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    Horta, if I remember correctly.
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  19. Originally Posted by tekkieman
    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    Originally Posted by tekkieman
    Originally Posted by Madz
    Classic Trek:
    TNG: Data near end of First Contact (as the saucer falls out of orbit pending a crash on the planet), "Ohhhhhhhh S****************t!"
    Sorry, but isn't that from Generations?
    Yep. Generations. Great scene
    ...and was this one right as well?

    Originally Posted by stiltman
    Can't really, remember the best from the movies, but my favorite from the shows is;

    Bones to Kirk

    I'm a doctor not a brick layer ! !

    (repairing the hole in the side of the creature that burrows through rock on the mining astroid)
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    Horta, if I remember correctly.
    YES!
    http://www.70disco.com/startrek/horta.htm


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    Kiss ass
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    Did you find this funny?

    "Nancy the Fotiallian salt-sucker "

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  21. Originally Posted by tekkieman
    Did you find this funny?

    "Nancy the Fotiallian salt-sucker "

    You don't remember her?
    http://www.70disco.com/startrek/fotiall.htm


    Found this funny though
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    Originally Posted by stiltman
    Originally Posted by tekkieman
    Did you find this funny?

    "Nancy the Fotiallian salt-sucker "

    You don't remember her?
    http://www.70disco.com/startrek/fotiall.htm


    Found this funny though
    I've already proved there's nothing wrong with my memory when it comes to star trek. I remember her well. It was just reading the way it was worded I found amusing. You cannot put something in front of salt-sucker that looks like fellatio.
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  23. Spock: "The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the one."
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    Spock: "The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the one."
    or the few
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  25. Dammit !!!! I'm getting too old to remember this stuff!

    Who am I and what am I doing here?
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    "It won't be installed until Tuesday."

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    From star trek the motion picture


    When bones says: "Wrong Mr. Chekov. There are casualties.....my wits as in frightened out of Captain Sir."
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  28. How about...

    "Paul?"



    (If you can guess the movie and the scene, you ARE a true Star Trekkie!)
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    Originally Posted by indolikaa
    How about...

    "Paul?"



    (If you can guess the movie and the scene, you ARE a true Star Trekkie!)
    First Contact

    When the redhead is in the ventilation system of the enterprise just as she gets attacked by the borg.
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