What do you get a stripper for Valentine's Day?

[shelbyGT]

Anything special? C'mon, use your imagination!

[BJ_M]

flowers or anything else you would get someone else

[BJ_M]

giving her a $20 bill might not go over so well

[tgpo]

giving her a $20 bill might not go over so well

In singles

[tgpo]

[Bodyslide]

A new pole or another stripper.....

[Doramius]

Flowers work wonders. Especially South American Roses, which are some of the fullest. You could get away with only a half dozen of those. If you can get 1 or 2 dozen + a cute cuddly tiny bear with a romatic card, you may not even need to take her out to dinner. The only thing on the menu is a BEEF FILLED TACO!! YEE-HAW!! Don't get chocolates unless you are planning on taking her out to dinner. Chocolates are becomming a "NO NO" among women who are dieting. The only way to get away with buying chocolates is if you take her to a nice dinner where she can order what she wishes. She won't eat the chocolates right away, but she'll notice it as a romantic gesture and she is given her own choice of what she want's to fill up on. You basically are giving her a sign that she's not fat when you take her out to dinner right after giving her a box of chocolates. You're also telling her that you went the extra mile to impress her outside of just going out to dinner.

[jimmalenko]

Do what I'm doing, and buy the missus a new car ...

[BJ_M]

rape is never funny -- please no more such crap (posts removed)

[HatchetMan]

Jewelery, lasts longer than flowers. Find out her birthstone (stone representing the month she was born in, my wife's would be Emerald for May), then go from there. A nice little ring or ear rings costs about as much as flowers delivered on Valentine's Day. Shop around, there will be plenty of sales going on.

[shelbyGT]

Yeah, I went the jewelry bit. She kept going on and on one day about this toe ring she wanted (don't ask me!), so I got her that. I figure that, and a couple flowers (not a whole dozen, too many!) and a nice, homemade dinner should cut it.

Then it's time for dessert after that

[doppletwo]

rape is never funny -- please no more such crap (posts removed)

sorry about that.

[ViRaL1]

rape is never funny -- please no more such crap (posts removed)

You're killin me.

[makntraks]

rape is never funny -- please no more such crap (posts removed)

You're killin me.

He's been know to do that....

makntraks

[lordsmurf]

You know, I want to reach through this screen every time I see you say "stripper" about your woman, and then slap the crap out of you.

"Stripper" is a job, not a subspecies of woman.

Your relationship will probably not go far.

She is a WOMAN like any other out there. Hot or not, job or not. She'll like the SAME STUFF anybody else would. Even a rich spoiled princess like PARIS HILTON can probably have a nice Valentine's Day gift bought for her.

Flowers, chocolate, card, gifts, ... use some romantic imagination. There are PLENTY of websites online dedicated to things like this.

[BJ_M]

You know, I want to reach through this screen every time I see you say "stripper" about your woman, and then slap the crap out of you.

"Stripper" is a job, not a subspecies of woman.

Your relationship will probably not go far.

She is a WOMAN like any other out there. Hot or not, job or not. She'll like the SAME STUFF anybody else would. Even a rich spoiled princess like PARIS HILTON can probably have a nice Valentine's Day gift bought for her.

Flowers, chocolate, card, gifts, ... use some romantic imagination. There are PLENTY of websites online dedicated to things like this.

very good post - how true

[the bomb]

WTG lordsmurf!!

[smearbrick1]

You know, I want to reach through this screen every time I see you say "stripper" about your woman, and then slap the crap out of you.

"Stripper" is a job, not a subspecies of woman.

Your relationship will probably not go far.

She is a WOMAN like any other out there. Hot or not, job or not. She'll like the SAME STUFF anybody else would. Even a rich spoiled princess like PARIS HILTON can probably have a nice Valentine's Day gift bought for her.

Flowers, chocolate, card, gifts, ... use some romantic imagination. There are PLENTY of websites online dedicated to things like this.

So true.

I imagine if your lady knew you were referring to her as "the stripper", she probably wouldn't be with you anymore. Like LS said, it's a job, doesn't have to be a lifestyle. The best thing you could give her for Valentine's day with an attitude like yours: Space.

[Supreme2k]

"Stripper" isn't a job in the general sense. You have to be pretty fucked up to do it (daddy didn't love you, cradck whore, etc.) Stripper is (barely) one step above back-alley prostitute.

LS, you may know your ATI's, but life isn't like Pretty Woman.

[BJ_M]

"Stripper" isn't a job in the general sense. You have to be pretty fucked up to do it (daddy didn't love you, cradck whore, etc.) Stripper is (barely) one step above back-alley prostitute.

LS, you may know your ATI's, but life isn't like Pretty Woman.

man you must know some pretty messed up strippers -- i knew several that were not like this at all .. in it for the money really -- a top stripper in canada can make 100k a year , some a lot more .... in the 200k range

[pyrate83]

"Stripper" isn't a job in the general sense. You have to be pretty fucked up to do it (daddy didn't love you, cradck whore, etc.) Stripper is (barely) one step above back-alley prostitute.

LS, you may know your ATI's, but life isn't like Pretty Woman.

man you must know some pretty messed up strippers -- i knew several that were not like this at all .. in it for the money really -- a top stripper in canada can make 100k a year , some a lot more .... in the 200k range

They have to be really good though to make that kind of dough I would imagine.

[Conquest10]

Not really. Just huge implants and only dance for stupid, rich guys.

[thecoalman]

My Buddy was dating a chick that was dancing in N.Y. at a high class place and she was pulling in $2000 to $3000 grand on a weekend.

Granted she wasn't the average looking stripper though.

[BJ_M]

Not really. Just huge implants and only dance for stupid, rich guys.

not everyone likes bovine breasts :P

[pyrate83]

My Buddy was dating a chick that was dancing in N.Y. at a high class place and she was pulling in $2000 to $3000 grand on a weekend.

Granted she wasn't the average looking stripper though.

Shemale?

[Conquest10]

not everyone likes bovine breasts :P

Well, maybe just the guys that pay them thousands of dollars for them to dance.

[JSB]

They have to be really good though to make that kind of dough I would imagine.

I heard that in Canada, "touching" is allowed ... or atleast tollorated. Probably pays better than the strippers that make $10 a lap dance.

JSB

[northcat_8]

I think you should get her a Northcat

[shelbyGT]

You know, I want to reach through this screen every time I see you say "stripper" about your woman, and then slap the crap out of you.

"Stripper" is a job, not a subspecies of woman.

Your relationship will probably not go far.

She is a WOMAN like any other out there. Hot or not, job or not. She'll like the SAME STUFF anybody else would. Even a rich spoiled princess like PARIS HILTON can probably have a nice Valentine's Day gift bought for her.

Flowers, chocolate, card, gifts, ... use some romantic imagination. There are PLENTY of websites online dedicated to things like this.

First off, screw you (and the others) for judging me. Has it ever sunk into your head that how people act on an online forum is NOT how they do in real life? Puhlease. I don't have to sit here and explain myself to you. I am in a healthy, adult relationship with someone I truly care for. Get over yourself.

[lordsmurf]

Has it ever sunk into your head that how people act on an online forum is NOT how they do in real life?

No.
Generally an ******* online is an ******* in person.

Just ask Northcat. At least he admits it. 8)

I can already foresee the future: "my stripper dumped me, boo hoo"

And, for the record, if you don't want to be "judged" in public, then I would advise you to keep more to yourself, as it relates to personal information. You posted about it, and you're open game. To some of us, you're one offensive SOB when it comes to women. I feel sorry for this young woman for coming into contact with somebody that views her solely as a sex object.

And to me, that's even worse than a rape joke.