'Naked sushi' restaurant fined

[galactica]

doesn't this just wet your appetite?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3641777.stm

[Capmaster]

doesn't this just wet your appetite?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3641777.stm

Doesn't do much for my appetite for the food, but it would be interesting to see what's underneath the bamboo shoots

Considering today that the only safe thing is to boil your date before having sex, and the wide variety of herpes, skin boils and other nasty semi-STD diseases, I think I'd load up on antibiotics before eating there. After all, you never know where she's been ....
And they wonder why people resort to livestock and vinyl .......oops, that's for another topic

[R. Aster]

doesn't this just wet your appetite?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3641777.stm

(1) That's usually spelled 'whet' but in this context, maybe you're correct

(2) There's a joke here about something smelling like fish, but I'm not going to make it.

[888888]

Being that girl sounds like a really good job actually. Just lie there for good pay. Sure beats being a hooker.

[888888]

BTW, I was looking at "related articles" and found something that is in my opinion VERY gross. Have a look:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/2702123.stm

[Capmaster]

Being that girl sounds like a really good job actually. Just lie there for good pay. Sure beats being a hooker.

Wouldn't work for me ...my mind would wander and I'd start thinking about the Olsen twins, or midget clowns, and ruin the entree. Not that anyone has offered me the job

[northcat_8]

I'd probably get too drunk and head up there and try to yank out that last piece of "shrimp" between her legs.

[galactica]

(1) That's usually spelled 'whet' but in this context, maybe you're correct

if i were a lesbian perhaps.........

i didnt even notice i mispelled it

[Ripper2860]

May be not WET, but I see where it could certainly make one's "BEAN" SPROUT. Not me, of course.

Did I actually write that ??

[R. Aster]

Are we sure that's all fish and not chicken? I thought I saw some breast meat...

[Capmaster]

May be not WET, but I see where it could certainly make one's "BEAN" SPROUT. Not me, of course.

Did I actually write that ??

[R. Aster]

It occurs to me that the fisherman who was able to catch all those fish and then placed them on the girl must be a real master baiter.

[Capmaster]

It occurs to me that the fisherman who was able to catch all those fish and then placed them on the girl must be a real master baiter.

[galactica]

this took a turn in a direction i could only have expected

[indolikaa]

I just hope both fish are shaved prior to dining.

[Ripper2860]

MUST STOP T-Y-P-I-N-G. MUST R-E-S-I-S-T !! ...

...Ummmmmm. The rare and elusive Chinese "Bearded Clam" . Truly a delicacy. I'll have mine to go, please !!

Damnit !!!! I could not control myself !! I couldn't just let it go. Nooooo! I am so weak !!

[Ripper2860]

To Capmaster: Say this three times real fast -- "The Rigid Midget Fidgets with its' Widget !!"

Damn it -- I did it again. Someone PLEASE help me !!!

[Capmaster]

D...o...n....t.....t....y....p...e.....i....t..! Shit. I can't help it.

The rare and elusive Chinese "Bearded Clam"

Also indigenous to the Chinese restaurant habitat: The dreaded Formosan Formica Beaver which has been known to take a finger off

The Rigid Midget Fidgets with its' Widget !!"

Or in the winter, reading porn in a snowstorm: "The frigid midget with the rigid digit"

[indolikaa]

This thread was doomed from the start.

1) It was started by a Mac user,
2) The word 'naked' was used,
3) A link to external porn was listed,
4) Capmaster showed up.

I think it's time for Sticky status.

[Capmaster]

4) Capmaster showed up.

[galactica]

This thread was doomed from the start.

1) It was started by a Mac user,

does this really have a play on how well a post does?

[indolikaa]

This thread was doomed from the start.

1) It was started by a Mac user,

does this really have a play on how well a post does?

Depends on your point of view.

Some would argue that Mac users are more intelligent and laid back because their computers actually do what they are supposed to do. They are, therefore, more likely to find the lighter side of life and amuse themselves and others accordingly.

PC users, on the other hand, will never accept that 20 years of investment in their technology has yet to produce a product that functions the way it's designers envisioned. That, and the fact the security holes are big enough to drive a London bus through.

And we all remember the last time the word 'Naked' reared it's ugly head around here, don't we?

I did use 'porn' and 'Capmaster' in the same post. The ambiguity shouldn't be any cause for concern, though.