I can't Believe It's 2005 !!!???

[offline]

Where's my goddam robot? What happened to my Jet Car?
I should be on Phobos now, kicking back some space dust while
doing the martian two-step. What went wrong?

[ViRaL1]

Bad things happen of Phobos.

[tekkieman]

I blame Microsoft!

[ViRaL1]

I think ID had something to do with it.

[Shadowmistress]

Where's my goddam robot?

On Mars

What happened to my Jet Car?

They're called helicopters

I should be on Phobos now, kicking back some space dust while doing the martian two-step.

You mean you want to be somewhere less strange than earth?

What went wrong?

Government funding.


That's just my opinion.

[Epicurus8a]

Yeah, and where's my jet pack so I can fly to work instead of driving on the freeking highways? And what about those "food pills," so I'll always be at the perfect weight and in shape? And whatever happens to Mr. Spacely? And what about the ORGASMATRON*?

*100 pts to the first member who can tell me about the "orgasmatron." (Ripper must disqualify himself.)

[Faustus]

See https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1158897#1158897

[Shadowmistress]

Yeah, and where's my jet pack so I can fly to work instead of driving on the freeking highways?

It's called a subway.

And what about those "food pills," so I'll always be at the perfect weight and in shape?

Vitamins/Nutritional Supplements

And whatever happens to Mr. Spacely?

He's fine, I'm currently working for him and he fired me 5 times last year.

And what about the ORGASMATRON*?

*100 pts to the first member who can tell me about the "orgasmatron." (Ripper must disqualify himself.)

I believe they're now called "pocket pussies" and come with batteries.


May I have my points now please? :P

[Epicurus8a]

Well, you didn't get the ORGASMATRON quite right... But you will receive a lovely gift. A postage stamp! Please mail $29.95(US) to cover shipping.
Congratulations!

[Shadowmistress]

Some people are so picky. :P

If I send my own courier does that mean you pay me the shipping cost?

[sacajaweeda]

I want my MTV.

[Gorganzola]

The "Orgasmatron" was introduced in Woody Allen's 1973 movie "Sleeper".

(ahem) My 100 points, please...

[Capmaster]

I can't believe it's the 21st century

[ViRaL1]

I want my MTV.

By MTV do you mean Music Television?

Maybe Fuse?

[MackemX]

I can't believe it's already Jan 15th in the UK!!!

where has Christmas and New Year gone too?

soon it will be 'where has the summer gone?'

[Rookie64]

I want my MTV.

By MTV do you mean Music Television?

Maybe Fuse?

martian TV - Music TV is so 1980s


We should be able to pickup some good martian shows by now



In case you haven't noticed, we're not progressing forward - all this political correctness and other issues has pushed us back a few decades and we seem to be heading farther back in time

I can't believe it's not butter :P

[ViRaL1]

I can't believe it's not butter :P

That's because it really IS. It's just marketing. Go check your cholesterol and find out for yourself. :P

[Capmaster]

"I can't believe I ate the whooooole thing"

[yoda313]

Hello,

I Can't believe it's 2005!

Where have you been for the last two weeks????

I can't believe it's the 21st century

Hmmm..... Been here at videohelp too much I see!

Kevin

[Ripper2860]

*100 pts to the first member who can tell me about the "orgasmatron." (Ripper must disqualify himself.)

That was my my 1st full length feature film where I played the supreme ruler of PleasurePlanet.

Could also involve Woody Allen or Jane Fonda film. -- can't recall.

[stiltman]

"I can't believe I ate the whooooole thing"

I can't believe its not butter

[the bomb]

I can't believe we are all still alive!

[Epicurus8a]

I can't believe we are all still alive!

Isn't that the truth! With tsunamis, aids, famine, terrorism and all the other problems plauging this planet, I often think mankind is doomed. And I don't mean 10,000 years from now, it could happen within this century.

[bazooka]

I can't believe we are all still alive!

Isn't that the truth! With tsunamis, aids, famine, terrorism and all the other problems plauging this planet, I often think mankind is doomed. And I don't mean 10,000 years from now, it could happen within this century.

The end of the world has been predicted for decades, and yet, we are still here.

[Epicurus8a]

The end of the world has been predicted for decades, and yet, we are still here.

Thank "whomever" for that.

In the history of mankind, no one has ever discovered a cure for a virus. Aids is a virus that is spreading rapidlyt. So, the outcome almost seems inevitable. I truly hope I am wrong.

[MackemX]

I can't believe we are all still alive!

Isn't that the truth! With tsunamis, aids, famine, terrorism and all the other problems plauging this planet, I often think mankind is doomed. And I don't mean 10,000 years from now, it could happen within this century.

I'll add global dimming/warming to that list. I don't see manking being around in 10,000 years

live life to the MAX while you can

[zzyzzx]

Seems like it was only a few weeks ago that OJ killed a bunch of people. In reality it been more than 10 years!

[yoda313]

Seems like it was only a few weeks ago that OJ killed a bunch of people. In reality it been more than 10 years!

Hello,

You can thank COURT TV for that! :P :P :P

And shows like ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT that just linger on big name events like that......

Kevin

[bazooka]

Seems like it was only a few weeks ago that OJ killed a bunch of people. In reality it been more than 10 years!

Hello,

You can thank COURT TV for that! :P :P :P

And shows like ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT that just linger on big name events like that......

Kevin

and every other channel that covered the ridiculous bronco chase and the joke of a trial

[offline]

I thought he was guilty too but
I was only watching Capricorn One.