Is it worth it?

[pyrate83]

Ok, I work in a mall and there's this girl that works at one of the other stores(Kay Jewelers). She apparently has a boyfriend but it's not all that serious I guess but I think she likes me. Anyways, I may be able to get her number(and possibly more) if I fill out a credit application for her for a Kay credit card. Problem is, there's a very small chance I will ever use the card and I'm not sure how much of a hit on my credit this will have. Alright, so what are your opinions, should I or shouldn't I?

[ViRaL1]

How is her number related to the app? Is she saying she'll give you her number if you fill out an app? Maybe she's just after you for your credit.

[housepig]

it's worth it, but be honest - just go up to her and ask for her number, or ask her out after work.

if she's down with it, you didn't have to resort to any tricks to get her number. if she's not, you can set your sights on greener pastures.

[richdvd]

I agree with housepig.
That would be the best way of doing it.
Sometimes it takes alot of guts to do it but the results could be well worth it. Let us know what you decide and how you make out.

[pacmania_2001]

Firstly, get a pair of aviators and grow a porno moustache. Then walk over and get her number.

Don't bother filling in the application.

[freestyler]

Pfft. Credit?

Go in there and buy somethin classy. Like this:



Pay in cash. She will be so thrilled that she'll want you to bang her good THAT NIGHT. Maybe even RIGHT THERE IN THE MALL.

You'll be gettin it on a daily basis...

Then when 15 days are about to be up take your shit back for a refund.

Rinse and repeat.

Wear disguises and use fake names if necessary!

No hassles!

[img]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=disguise/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/SIG=120tvtmt2/*-http%3A//www.sharethedream.com/trent/2001/images/disguise.jpg[/img]

[CoasterCreator]

I would not do it ...I like my credit just the way it is epecially if you are going to need it anytime soon (like a car, home) not worth it just be honest and see where that takes you


do what I would ..just approach her pull out your slong and say HEY...

[JohnnyCNote]

Remember the rule about having 2 heads but only enough blood for one?

[pyrate83]

Good advice from all of you. I'm thinkin' I'll do what Housepig suggested. There's no sense in messing with my credit just for a girl's number, I agree with that.
Thanks

[pacmania_2001]

Bling Bling.

[Capmaster]

Firstly, get a pair of aviators and grow a porno moustache. Then walk over and get her number.

Don't bother filling in the application.

Screw the mustache (well, actually, please don't ). Get a full beard and sunglasses:



Then stroll in, being your bad, studley self, say "Yo bitch",and let her give you her phone number. It'll either get you a date, or get you arrested. 50-50 chance

Or you can get a snappy t-shirt like this guy:



and hope she shares your fetish. Risky (see arrest comment above)

Or you can walk in with someone's kid, like Will Hay is doing here. Women love kids ....:



Then while she's stooped over, focusing on the kid, look down her dress

Now that I think of it, being sneaky and underhanded isn't the best advice. When I was dating, and got caught in Sharon's closet while she was changing, she didn't see anything cute about me sitting there in the dark and rubbi ....well ....

Seriously Pyrate, be up front. Walk up to her and say "I've noticed you in the mall, and I would like to take you out some time. Would you like to go have dinner XXXXX night? (insert best day)"

[pacmania_2001]

Dinner's a bad first date, so are the movies.

Go bowling or to a comedy club, somewhere that she won't see you (a) stuffing your face or looking like a fool trying not to be nervous and (b) give you a chance to interact with one another.

[northcat_8]

Jemany christmas....it's like I'm working with playdoh or something

If you want to be honest then that is the simplest way. But if you want to really get to her and get in with her...then follow along.

Go get the credit card, buy something "sweet" for your mother, like a mother's ring or something. Make sure you seem 100% caring and thoughful. Make us some kind of BS story about how your mother lost her ring in a fire or some other kind of terrible accident and that one of the stones is for a sibling who has passed on. Just don't hit on her at this time, but be polite and seem sincere.

Step 2 - go to a different Kay Jewlers and return the ring you just purchased from her and buy an engagement ring.

Step 3 - take engagement ring back to store where this chick works but make sure she is not waiting on you. If you've made a sympathetic sincere and good impression, she will recognize you and come to speak to you. Explain what you are doing, and here's the story: "I had a girlfriend and I was going to purpose to her, but about 5 months ago she told me she wasn't ready to settle down yet. I tried to work it out with her, but she ended up leaving me anyway. I got over her a month or so ago, but in all the turmoil I completely forgot about this ring and I just happened to find it this morning and I would like to return it if I still can. To bad really, I really thought she might be the one."

But then you have to seem "OK" with the whole deal and ready to move on, and ask her if she would like to get something to eat when she gets off of work. (she won't turn you down, you've been through too much "emotionally" already ) - I do agree with Pac, if you can get a real DATE out of her, take her somewhere fun that is not the normal "dinner and a movie" deal. Comedy clubs are great. And don't be a penny pincher either you cheap skate. :P

If she is sympathetic towards you, she will be...you're in, just don't **** it up with the truth.



Couple of key points:

5 months - anything longer than that implies that you have mental issues, you are a man for god's sake...grow a pair.
How your relationship ended - you need to seem like a committed type, but not the leaving type. That's why "not ready to settle down" rather than she cheated, or some other typical reason for leaving. You can't seem inept.
You need to be sincere but not emotional. Hurt but not needy. You get that? HURT Feelings but NOT needy or desperate. Pretending to "not understand why" is helpful here.

Disclaimer: The previous story is only to be used if you are only interested in sex with her. If you would like to pursue a long term relationship with her, Northcat fully endorses the "Truth" method, because eventually she will find out you are full of shit and then you may end up with a picture in Capmaster's thread.

[pacmania_2001]

Don't look to much like a mummies boy when you are carrying out step one of the Northcat plan.

[northcat_8]

So much of it depends on what kind of girl she is.

I mean if she's normal girl, you could just go in and ask her out. That's easiest. But typically girls who work in Jewelry stores are a little more fake that the girl working in the Men's department at Sears.

In any event, if you want in with a woman, just get to her emotionally and the rest is easy.

[pyrate83]

Have you patented that plan Northcat? Actually, since our store is right across from the Kay store she is always staring over at me so i'm gussing the truth thing would be best here. As for the movie and dinner thing, I did that with this one girl a couple years ago and it wasn't good at all. We ended it like a month later because we found out we had nothing in common and didn't really know each other like we thought. I like the idea of the comedy club though. As long as alcohol is served I think that would be a good place to start.

[CoasterCreator]

Dam North you just gave me a hard on

I am just waiting on the second part of the story ( the going to the bed part.) that is classic stuff ,I love it

[pacmania_2001]

Alcohol is good in moderation on a first date. Unless she is also an alcoholic.

[smearbrick1]

You could always send her a note just like we all used to in third grade:

Do you love me?

Yes or No

(Please circle one)

If all else fails, I find that waving a loaded gun in her direction may help (or hurt) your cause...

Personally, I would step to her all suave like and ask her if she wanted to "sample yo flava".

But then again, I'm married and I don't have much experience in this area. (I married my highschool girlfriend)

[Capmaster]

Step 2 - go to a different Kay Jewlers and return the ring you just purchased from her and buy an engagement ring.

Step 3 - take engagement ring back to store where this chick works but make sure she is not waiting on you. If you've made a sympathetic sincere and good impression, she will recognize you and come to speak to you. Explain what you are doing, and here's the story: "I had a girlfriend and I was going to purpose to her, but about 5 months ago she told me she wasn't ready to settle down yet. I tried to work it out with her, but she ended up leaving me anyway. I got over her a month or so ago, but in all the turmoil I completely forgot about this ring and I just happened to find it this morning and I would like to return it if I still can. To bad really, I really thought she might be the one."

AHA!!! A flaw in the "master's" plan.

It's easy for her to check out your BS engagement story by looking at the date of the receipt when it was purchased. She will quickly assess that you have been using well-trained sphincter muscles to form individual words. If you withhold the receipt, she could turn it against you by informing you that the store's return policy doesn't allow returns after 5 months, and flag all the other stores to watch out for a "guy with no receipt or a forged receipt". You'll be stuck with a $1000 engagement ring, and no date

[northcat_8]

You could always send her a note just like we all used to in third grade:

Do you love me?

Yes or No

(Please circle one)

This is a most excellent suggestion if she is a girl with a good sense of humor. I would start with "Do you like 'your name here' more than a friend?"

This is an awesome technique.

My technique listed above will work, it always works. Hell you better becareful or you may end up picking up some of the other girls too....and I know there is an old one working in there.

Maybe I'll do a list on picking up different female types for my 4000th post. You guys have seen what I look like....not exactly GQ model material, I can admit (but pretty close)....but have never had a problem picking up girls...maybe it's just my sparkling personality that attracts them

[northcat_8]

AHA!!! A flaw in the "master's" plan.

It's easy for her to check out your BS engagement story by looking at the date of the receipt when it was purchased. She will quickly assess that you have been using well-trained sphincter muscles to form individual words. If you withhold the receipt, she could turn it against you by informing you that the store's return policy doesn't allow returns after 5 months, and flag all the other stores to watch out for a "guy with no receipt or a forged receipt". You'll be stuck with a $1000 engagement ring, and no date

That's why it's important that SHE not wait on you....10 backflips now Raphel.