RANT: At Least She's Not My Ex...

[indolikaa]

What is Indolikaa Khan's favorite line from a Star Trek movie?


'To the last, I grapple with thee, From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.'

My parting words to a previous woman (see 'Bitch' or 'Slut' or 'Tramp' or 'Whore' in the dictionary) who, well...

Read the words to 'Everything But My Pride' by Cutting Crew. That about sums it up nicely.




This moment from Dr. Khan's latest bestseller Indolikaa's Guide to Letting Gorgeous Women Walk All Over You in Return for a Hollow Committment of Love is brought to you by Wolverine Work Boots. The boot of choice for shoving up the ass of skanky cunts like her.


I think when my wife met her, she said something like, "I'm Taandyria Khan. I've never had an entire baseball team inside me before. What does it feel like?"

I hate that bitch. I really, really, REALLY hate that bitch.


I feel better now.

[indolikaa]

Not that I'm angry or anything like that. It has been 14 years, after all...

[gitreel]

I would feel the same way. I had a girlfriend dump me for my roommate at the time about 9 years ago. I still haven't gotten over that yet.

[indolikaa]

Happily, I remain disease-free 14 years later. There's a positive.

I'm really doing much better than I was. I didn't order a piñata with her picture on it like I normally do this time each year.

I did think of 'importing' a bottle of Ru-486 pills and giving them to her as a Christmas present once. I figured a 30-count would be sufficient. But that idea was voted down by committee.

Nine years, eh? Sucks ass, doesn't it.

Grrr...

[gitreel]

Happily, I remain disease-free 14 years later. There's a positive.

I'm really doing much better than I was. I didn't order a piñata with her picture on it like I normally do this time each year.

I did think of 'importing' a bottle of Ru-486 pills and giving them to her as a Christmas present once. I figured a 30-count would be sufficient. But that idea was voted down by committee.

Nine years, eh? Sucks ass, doesn't it.

Grrr...

Yep, it sucks.

[indolikaa]

Wow. Did I write that last night?


Man was she a bitch...

[VCDHunter]

I did think of 'importing' a bottle of Ru-486 pills and giving them to her as a Christmas present once. I figured a 30-count would be sufficient. But that idea was voted down by committee.

You sick, sick bastard - I hope you never change.

[indolikaa]

I did think of 'importing' a bottle of Ru-486 pills and giving them to her as a Christmas present once. I figured a 30-count would be sufficient. But that idea was voted down by committee.

You sick, sick bastard - I hope you never change.

You know, there was another movie line I used on her. Only the movie (Color of the Night) came out four years later.

"You promiscuous ****!"

Hence, the reference to the Ru-486 'Christmas' present.

[flaninacupboard]

so what exactly did she do to you?

[indolikaa]

Cleaned out my checking account to the tune of several thousand dollars, took off with my car (1989 Camaro IROC-Z Convertible) to Los Angeles, racked up a cell phone bill that would make a business executive cringe, and had the audacity to call for bail money when she got thrown in jail for drunk driving.

That was a fun phone call.

Flew to Los Angeles, picked up my car, went to the county jail, punched her in the face, drove home, got drunk, sold my car, and started dating my wife three months later.

I found out a few months later that she had slept with enough men to fill a 747 during our 6 months together.

Fabulous.

[Shocker Milwaukee]

*humming 'Stand By Your Man'*