Capmaster boyhood memories

[northcat_8]

I see this whole goat/sheep phenomenon has been a life long struggle for you cap.

[tekkieman]

...and Northcat's photochopping starts yet another war.....

[northcat_8]

I didn't photochop anything...I merely posted what I found and blurred out the little boy's "winkie".

I could have morphed your face onto the goat

[indolikaa]

This thread is fucked up!

[tekkieman]

I didn't photochop anything...I merely posted what I found and blurred out the little boy's "winkie".

I could have morphed your face onto the goat

That wouldn't take much.

[northcat_8]

I was going to but Capmaster's head is in the way :P

[Capmaster]

That was my first - "William". Mom said years ago that she lost that picture

[tekkieman]

Cap, you baaaad boy!

[Capmaster]

Cap, you baaaad boy!

If I remember correctly - William didn't want to be there. Dad had to tie him to the chair when he saw me coming.

Poor William got turned into pig feed when he got old

[Capmaster]

That picture brought back memories, so I went digging in the attic for some of my childhood things. I found these:

My favorite reader. This one got dog-eared


Another favorite:


And my coloring book:


My companion Dolly (the first one):


And my nighttime toy - Lamb-borghini. He's got quite a grip :

[Doramius]

I heard you also watched LambChop everyday. There was a tape confession that you wanted to do more than have the puppet on your hand.

[Capmaster]

I heard you also watched LambChop everyday. There was a tape confession that you wanted to do more than have the puppet on your hand.

What do you suppose first got me interested in sheep?

Yep - watched Lambchop too

When I was 8 or 9 I wrote to Kellogg's and suggested a sheep-flavored breakfast cereal. The tagline was "Mutton, Honey". I think they stole my idea

[tekkieman]

Some more Capmaster memorabilia.....

Childhood....




Adulthood...

[northcat_8]

nice tekkie, nice.


Little Bo Peep lost her sheep .........and CAPMASTER TOOK THEM

[gitreel]

Nah, he only likes inflateables. You have to feed the real ones.

[rallynavvie]

Sweet, so is Little Bo Peep in need of some gentle consolation now that she knows what happened to her sheep? 8)

[tekkieman]

Ok - one more. This is from the time Capmaster "dabbled" into S&M...

[Grimey]

I thought only the male sheep had horns like those....

[Capmaster]

Getting aroused here ......gotta go!

[DVD_Ripper]

Adulthood...

Damn... that sheep is defying gravity

[Capmaster]

Adulthood...

Damn... that sheep is defying gravity

No, I've got an over-developed tool

[Doramius]

Be kind, this was only done on 5 minutes of thinking about it.

Little Bo peep has lost her sheep
Cause Capmaster’s gone to f**k them
He took them home, to jump their bones,
And never be willing to share them.
Little Bo Peep, wanted her sheep
and laid crying on a hill.
She constructed a plan that involved her friend Flan
And dressed him up in vinyl.
Then up she took her little crook
Determined for to find them.
She found them indeed, but it made her heart bleed,
For she no longer needed them
It happened one day, as Bo peep did stray
and screwed Flan in a field of Rye
They shagged each other on the hillside
Cause Flan was a british guy
She heaved a sigh, and wiped her eye,
Of the giz that Flan was spewing
And did what she could,
As a shepherdess should,
and gave Cap and the sheep her blessing.

[indolikaa]

Be kind, this was only done on 5 minutes of thinking about it.

Little Bo peep has lost her sheep
Cause Capmaster’s gone to f**k them
He took them home, to jump their bones,
And never be willing to share them.
Little Bo Peep, wanted her sheep
and laid crying on a hill.
She constructed a plan that involved her friend Flan
And dressed him up in vinyl.
Then up she took her little crook
Determined for to find them.
She found them indeed, but it made her heart bleed,
For she no longer needed them
It happened one day, as Bo peep did stray
and screwed Flan in a field of Rye
They shagged each other on the hillside
Cause Flan was a british guy
She heaved a sigh, and wiped her eye,
Of the giz that Flan was spewing
And did what she could,
As a shepherdess should,
and gave Cap and the sheep her blessing.

ROTLMAO!!!

Well, maybe not rolling on the floor, but doubled over trying hard to keep from bustin' a nut loose at the very least!

[Capmaster]

Be kind, this was only done on 5 minutes of thinking about it.

Little Bo peep has lost her sheep
Cause Capmaster’s gone to f**k them
He took them home, to jump their bones,
And never be willing to share them.
Little Bo Peep, wanted her sheep
and laid crying on a hill.
She constructed a plan that involved her friend Flan
And dressed him up in vinyl.
Then up she took her little crook
Determined for to find them.
She found them indeed, but it made her heart bleed,
For she no longer needed them
It happened one day, as Bo peep did stray
and screwed Flan in a field of Rye
They shagged each other on the hillside
Cause Flan was a british guy
She heaved a sigh, and wiped her eye,
Of the giz that Flan was spewing
And did what she could,
As a shepherdess should,
and gave Cap and the sheep her blessing.

<sob> Touching ..... touching. Oh, I'm touching myself. I got carried away with that beautiful poem 8)

[DVD_Ripper]

Outstanding Doramius... should you ever loose your job may I recommend writing cards for Hallmark or Shoebox Greeting cards.

[Doramius]

I just wonder what Flan will think.

[northcat_8]

Oh man, great one Doramius....

[rallynavvie]

I saw the bitch first! When did Flan lay claim to her? :P

[thayne]

Nice face cream tekkieman???

[tekkieman]

We're going to need our own forum for this stuff pretty soon.....