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The, uh...
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The, uh...
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The Group that's sailing
tomorrow is using
the four days on the ship
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for discussion.
I'm not in on that.
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for discussion.
I'm not in on that.
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Do you think anyone
would object if I fly?
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No, certainly not.
Oh, dear.
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No, certainly not.
Oh, dear.
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Because I'd like
to spend those
few extra days here.
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Of course.
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Of course.
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You see,
tomorrow at midnight,
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Anna and I have
planned to drink
a toast to each other.
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She thinks I'll be
on the high seas.
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She thinks I'll be
on the high seas.
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And you'll walk
in the door?
Yes, that's the idea.
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That ought to surprise her.
Yes, it should do.
(LAUGHS)
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That ought to surprise her.
Yes, it should do.
(LAUGHS)
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Well,
that's very romantic.
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I didn't mean
that disparagingly.
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I didn't mean
that disparagingly.
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I, uh, envy you
your touch.
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But it's my belief that
success with women
is something...
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But it's my belief that
success with women
is something...
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Something that you're born
with and you're not entitled
to any of the credit.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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I... I hope I'm not
embarrassing you.
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Not at all.
Well, it's an
interesting subject.
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Yes, and quite popular.
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Yes, and quite popular.
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Well, there's one thing
I'm very curious about.
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I'm hesitant
to mention it to you
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I'm hesitant
to mention it to you
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for fear
you'll be offended.
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Well, then perhaps
you shouldn't.
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Well, then perhaps
you shouldn't.
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I'll just have to chance it.
All right, if you must.
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Ah... Ah, thank you.
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Ah... Ah, thank you.
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As I said,
I'm just curious.
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Why do you pretend
to be a married man
when you're not?
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Why do you pretend
to be a married man
when you're not?
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How did you know?
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Well, they make
quite a security check.
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Well, they make
quite a security check.
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Do you intend
to tell Anna?
Why of course not.
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What do you take me for?
Her brother-in-law,
for one thing.
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What do you take me for?
Her brother-in-law,
for one thing.
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Yes, but I'm not
her guardian.
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You must admit
that it doesn't
sound honorable.
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You must admit
that it doesn't
sound honorable.
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Well, then let me make
my position clear to you.
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Actually,
it's clear enough.
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Actually,
it's clear enough.
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No, no, no,
obviously it isn't.
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No. Now come along now.
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No. Now come along now.
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Now just try to follow this.
Let's just take...
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Well, a usual case.
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Well, a usual case.
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A man meets a woman
and he's attracted to her.
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He courts her,
they're old enough,
and she, uh, favors him.
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He courts her,
they're old enough,
and she, uh, favors him.
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Eventually she'd like
to get married.
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Eventually she'd like
to get married.
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He then says "I am
not the marrying kind."
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Now do you
admire such a man?
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Now do you
admire such a man?
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No, I don't.
But go on, go on.
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Well, I, too don't care
to be married.
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On the other hand,
I don't care
to give up women.
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On the other hand,
I don't care
to give up women.
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(LAUGHS)
Yes, I understand that.
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Now, since I have
no intention
of getting married
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Now, since I have
no intention
of getting married
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I feel honor bound
to declare myself
in the beginning.
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I feel honor bound
to declare myself
in the beginning.
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What? Before the favors?
Certainly,
before the favors.
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That's where
the honor comes in.
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That's where
the honor comes in.
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And how do
I declare myself?
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By saying I will
never marry?
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By saying I will
never marry?
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What woman really
believes that?
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If anything
it's a challenge
to them.
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Well, what do you do?
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Well, what do you do?
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Well, I say
I am married.
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I'm married
and I can't get a divorce.
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I'm married
and I can't get a divorce.
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Now our position is
clear, there can't be any
misunderstanding later.
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Well, it sounds reasonable.
Well, it is reasonable.
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Well, it sounds reasonable.
Well, it is reasonable.
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You know,
I think NATO's got you
in the wrong job.
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You know,
I think NATO's got you
in the wrong job.
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I know there's a big hole
in your argument.
I haven't come to it yet
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but there must be.
There must be.
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Why must there be?
You've got it all wrong.
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Why must there be?
You've got it all wrong.
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You're the exception,
you know, most people
do get married.
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You're the exception,
you know, most people
do get married.
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Well, I don't
resent that.
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(CHUCKLES) That's very
tolerant of you.
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I merely ask them
to respect my indifference.
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I merely ask them
to respect my indifference.
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You're just against
marriage for yourself?
Oh, indeed I am.
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And whether you
believe it or not,
I love Anna.
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I love Anna
as I've never loved before.
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But I wouldn't marry
any woman if you held
a gun to my head.
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But I wouldn't marry
any woman if you held
a gun to my head.
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I haven't got
any gun.
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Anyway,
I don't think it's
a brother-in-law's place.
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Anyway,
I don't think it's
a brother-in-law's place.
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Has to be
a blood relative.
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Come on,
let's go home.
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(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
Hello there.
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I'm back.
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Where's Philip?
He's downstairs in his
apartment, getting dressed.
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Where's Philip?
He's downstairs in his
apartment, getting dressed.
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When Philip gets off
the <i>Elizabeth</i> in New York
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I'm going to be
on the dock to meet him.
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I'm going to fly
while he's sailing.
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I'm going to fly
while he's sailing.
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What's that?
You heard me.
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You heard her.
I was hoping I didn't.
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You heard her.
I was hoping I didn't.
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Well, you were wrong.
But what about
your play?
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Well, it's a big hit now.
They can get somebody
else less expensive.
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Well, it's a big hit now.
They can get somebody
else less expensive.
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They won't mind.
They'll be delighted.
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Anna, be practical.
I am practical.
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Anna, be practical.
I am practical.
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I will not be separated
from him for five months.
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You're talking
like a schoolgirl.
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You're talking
like a schoolgirl.
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A schoolgirl
can afford to wait
five months.
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See that expression
on her face.
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See that expression
on her face.
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The first time
we saw it, she was
four years old.
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We couldn't
budge her then.
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Did Philip ask you
to come to New York?
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Did Philip ask you
to come to New York?
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Oh, Philip...
Oh, no, he'd never.
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He'd be too concerned
about my reputation.
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He'd be too concerned
about my reputation.
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He's the most considerate,
unselfish, honorable man
that ever lived.
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He's the most considerate,
unselfish, honorable man
that ever lived.
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Oh, I'm burning
candles for him.
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You say something.
Mmm?
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You say something.
Mmm?
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You're a diplomat.
Talk her out of it.
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Well, what do you advise?
Well, be brilliant.
Just start me off!
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Well, what do you advise?
Well, be brilliant.
Just start me off!
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Please don't say
anything, Alfred. Please.
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Well, I'll have
to say this much.
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Well, I'll have
to say this much.
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There is no use your
flying over to New York
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There is no use your
flying over to New York
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to meet the <i>Queen Elizabeth</i>
when she docks,
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because he won't
be on her.
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because he won't
be on her.
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He won't?
Oh, he has
his own surprise.
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As you two are drinking
toasts to each other
at midnight tomorrow,
00:04:58.668 --> 00:05:02.005 
As you two are drinking
toasts to each other
at midnight tomorrow,
00:05:02.047 --> 00:05:03.883 
he is coming
through that door.
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Oh, no... Oh!
So you'll have another
three days together.
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There you see,
three whole days.
That's enough, isn't it?
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There you see,
three whole days.
That's enough, isn't it?
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No, that's not enough.
He's so wonderful.
He... Oh, Margaret.
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No, that's not enough.
He's so wonderful.
He... Oh, Margaret.
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Oh, Anna.
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Oh, Anna.
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I'd like not to
have told you this,
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and in some way
I shall get the blame
for it, I'm sure.
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and in some way
I shall get the blame
for it, I'm sure.
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But there's no use your
flying over there to meet
him at the dock
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But there's no use your
flying over there to meet
him at the dock
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if he isn't going
to be on the ship
in the first place.
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Well, that's going
to be my story, anyway.
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Well, that's going
to be my story, anyway.
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Oh, Anna, darling,
pull yourself together.
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I don't like
to be told secrets.
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I don't like
to be told secrets.
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Whenever anyone says
to me would you like to hear
something confidential
00:05:44.672 --> 00:05:46.925 
I always say no,
and I've never
regretted it.
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I always say no,
and I've never
regretted it.
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(SOBBING) Oh, Margaret!
(SOBBING) Oh, Anna.
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This is going
to be quite a day.
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This is going
to be quite a day.
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(SOBBING) Oh,
he's so wonderful.
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(SOBBING)
No, he's not.
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(SOBBING)
No, he's not.
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He's no good.
00:05:59.313 --> 00:06:00.607 
He's been fooling you.
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He's been fooling you.
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Anna, he isn't married!
00:06:05.777 --> 00:06:07.155 
Oh...
What did you say?
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He's single.
He's a single bachelor.
00:06:08.447 --> 00:06:12.368 
He's single.
He's a single bachelor.
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Yes, this is going
to be quite a day.
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Yes, this is going
to be quite a day.
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How dare you.
But, it's true.
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I know it's true.
How do you know?
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I know it's true.
How do you know?
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I saw it in
a Scotland Yard report
on Alfred's desk.
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I saw it in
a Scotland Yard report
on Alfred's desk.
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What the devil
do you mean by reading
things on my desk?
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You've no right
to take advantage of
your position as my wife
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You've no right
to take advantage of
your position as my wife
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to endanger the security
of our government.
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I forbid you to come into
my office unless you're
announced and I'm there.
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I forbid you to come into
my office unless you're
announced and I'm there.
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Oh, shut up!
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Oh, shut up!
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I was down on my knees,
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I was down on my knees,
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asking his forgiveness
because I asked him
to marry me.
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On my knees!
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On my knees!
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How dare he make
love to me and not be
a married man?
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How dare he make
love to me and not be
a married man?
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(SCREAMING) Damn!
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Astonishing!
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(GLASS BREAKING)
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What was that?
A perfume bottle
through the mirror.
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What was that?
A perfume bottle
through the mirror.
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You know, when you
come to think of it,
it's all very strange.
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You know, when you
come to think of it,
it's all very strange.
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It was perfectly
all right when
he was married,
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It was perfectly
all right when
he was married,
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when you'd think
that it wouldn't be,
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and now we know
that he's single, when it
should be all right,
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and now we know
that he's single, when it
should be all right,
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if you know what I mean.
Well, (LAUGHS) it isn't.
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if you know what I mean.
Well, (LAUGHS) it isn't.
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Do you follow me?
No, I don't follow you.
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Well, I guess
we'd better call
the party off.
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Well, I guess
we'd better call
the party off.
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I'll make our excuses.
I'll say that...
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ANNA: No.
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ANNA: No.
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We'll not call off
the party, and you're not
going to tell him anything.
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We'll not call off
the party, and you're not
going to tell him anything.
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We'll spend the evening
just as we had planned.
As if nothing had happened.
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We'll spend the evening
just as we had planned.
As if nothing had happened.
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Anna, dear,
don't you think it
would be much better...
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As if nothing
had happened.
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As if nothing
had happened.
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That's what
we're going to do!
