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Do you think
we've overdone the flowers?
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Do you think
we've overdone the flowers?
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We've never had
this many before.
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How many are there?
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You told me to get five dozen
and Mr. Wilson sent two dozen.
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You told me to get five dozen
and Mr. Wilson sent two dozen.
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That's seven dozen altogether.
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It is a bit thick
and it smells
like a flower show.
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It is a bit thick
and it smells
like a flower show.
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Shall I take some
of them out?
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No, I want them
to be noticeable.
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They have to stick out.
I want them to be seen
at first glance.
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They have to stick out.
I want them to be seen
at first glance.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Grilled lobster, and I've
taken the champagne out
of the icebox so it's cold.
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Grilled lobster, and I've
taken the champagne out
of the icebox so it's cold.
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Very good, Doris.
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I cannot understand why
Mr. Wilson hasn't come yet.
What time is it?
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I cannot understand why
Mr. Wilson hasn't come yet.
What time is it?
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Twenty minutes
to 12:00.
Oh.
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Twenty minutes
to 12:00.
Oh.
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Mayfair 5101.
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Mayfair 5101.
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Mr. Wilson, please.
David Wilson...
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Mr. Wilson, please.
David Wilson...
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Oh, uh, could you tell
me how long ago he left.
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Oh, uh, could you tell
me how long ago he left.
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Uh...did he leave
any message. He didn't?
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Uh...did he leave
any message. He didn't?
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Well, thank you.
00:01:03.848 --> 00:01:04.891 
I don't know
what has happened...
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(PHONE RINGS)
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Hello?
Yes...
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Who?
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Who?
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Oh, no.
00:01:15.570 --> 00:01:16.570 
Oh.
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Yes, thank you Doctor.
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Remember me to it.
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Tell him
he has my sympathy.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Is anything the matter?
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They carried Mr. Wilson
off the tennis court
this afternoon
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They carried Mr. Wilson
off the tennis court
this afternoon
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with acute Appendicitis.
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Oh, my.
He was on the operating
table forty five minutes.
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Oh, my.
He was on the operating
table forty five minutes.
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The operation was
very successful.
Oh, I'm glad.
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The first thing
he said when he came
out of the ether was
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The first thing
he said when he came
out of the ether was
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"Call Miss Kalman and
apologize for me."
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Wasn't that considerate?
Considerate! What the hell
was he doing playing tennis.
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Wasn't that considerate?
Considerate! What the hell
was he doing playing tennis.
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Would you
like some lobster?
No.
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Would you
like some lobster?
No.
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It'll make you
feel better.
No, it won't.
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You haven't had anything to
eat since before the show.
I'll give you a little.
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You haven't had anything to
eat since before the show.
I'll give you a little.
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I don't want a lobster,
I want a man, I need a man,
tonight here, right now!
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I don't want a lobster,
I want a man, I need a man,
tonight here, right now!
00:02:00.530 --> 00:02:03.533 
A man? Do you want
to lift something?
Carl's outside.
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Carl!
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Carl!
00:02:06.120 --> 00:02:07.913 
Carl's not very big,
but he's very strong.
You'd be surprised.
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Carl!
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Shall I ask him
to come in?
Yes, we'll audition him.
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Shall I ask him
to come in?
Yes, we'll audition him.
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Carl!
Carl, come in here.
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Carl!
Carl, come in here.
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You want me?
Come over here.
Stand there.
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You want me?
Come over here.
Stand there.
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What do you want him for?
Of course he knows you,
still, turn the lights out.
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What do you want him for?
Of course he knows you,
still, turn the lights out.
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It would only be
for a few seconds.
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Walk around Carl.
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Walk around Carl.
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Walk.
Where?
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Over there.
Up and down.
Can't you just walk.
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Over there.
Up and down.
Can't you just walk.
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Does Carl have a nice
dressing gown
or robe or something?
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Yes, he has, the one
you gave him
last Christmas.
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Yes, he has, the one
you gave him
last Christmas.
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Oh, yes,
bring that.
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You can stop
walking now, Carl.
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You can stop
walking now, Carl.
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Take your glasses off.
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Put them down.
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Put them down.
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Don't you
see well without
your glasses?
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Not small things,
Miss Kalman.
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Not small things,
Miss Kalman.
00:03:01.133 --> 00:03:03.010 
Oh.
Give it to him.
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Walk some more.
00:03:07.473 --> 00:03:09.890 
I... I'm thinking of
playing a practical joke
on a friend of mine.
00:03:09.932 --> 00:03:12.268 
I wonder if
you'd care to help me?
Certainly he will.
00:03:09.932 --> 00:03:12.268 
I wonder if
you'd care to help me?
Certainly he will.
00:03:12.310 --> 00:03:14.270 
A practical joke?
Yes.
00:03:14.312 --> 00:03:16.230 
Will anybody be hurt?
00:03:14.312 --> 00:03:16.230 
Will anybody be hurt?
00:03:16.272 --> 00:03:18.358 
Not physically.
It's none
of your business.
00:03:18.400 --> 00:03:19.943 
Well, I only asked.
As I'm the one who...
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What do you
want him to do?
00:03:19.985 --> 00:03:21.945 
What do you
want him to do?
00:03:21.987 --> 00:03:24.532 
Exactly at midnight I want
him to open that door,
and let Mister Adams see you
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just for one second,
then jump back into the room
and close the door behind you.
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just for one second,
then jump back into the room
and close the door behind you.
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Mr. Adams?
That's who we're
playing the joke on.
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Well, uh...
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I wouldn't want to
spoil it, for you. I don't
think I could do it well.
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I wouldn't want to
spoil it, for you. I don't
think I could do it well.
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But there's no danger
if that's your concern.
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I've seen many plays in
my time and jealous lovers,
if you'll excuse me,
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I've seen many plays in
my time and jealous lovers,
if you'll excuse me,
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always have a knife
or a gun, or the poker
from the fireplace.
00:03:44.258 --> 00:03:46.970 
Anyway somebody's
always lying on the floor!
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Anyway somebody's
always lying on the floor!
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Carl, you're a coward.
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That's true,
all my life
I've been a coward.
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That's true,
all my life
I've been a coward.
00:03:50.390 --> 00:03:52.058 
You ought to be
ashamed of yourself.
00:03:52.100 --> 00:03:54.435 
I am ashamed.
Mr. Adams won't
harm you.
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You can lock
the door behind you.
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You can lock
the door behind you.
00:03:55.687 --> 00:03:57.022 
And hide under the bed.
00:04:00.023 --> 00:04:02.568 
Why am I wasting
everybody's time?
Oh, thank you Carl.
00:04:02.610 --> 00:04:06.490 
But I'm going to lock
the door. What did you
want me to do?
00:04:02.610 --> 00:04:06.490 
But I'm going to lock
the door. What did you
want me to do?
00:04:06.532 --> 00:04:09.493 
All you have to do is listen
for the chimes, and come out
on the twelfth chime.
00:04:09.535 --> 00:04:12.412 
Just step out one step,
that's enough, and step back
and close the door.
00:04:09.535 --> 00:04:12.412 
Just step out one step,
that's enough, and step back
and close the door.
00:04:12.453 --> 00:04:14.623 
And lock it.
Yes, you can lock it.
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The important thing is to
count the chimes and come out
exactly on the last one.
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The important thing is to
count the chimes and come out
exactly on the last one.
00:04:18.834 --> 00:04:20.420 
Maybe we ought to
have a rehearsal.
00:04:18.834 --> 00:04:20.420 
Maybe we ought to
have a rehearsal.
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What's the matter
with you, can't you
count to twelve?
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I can count fine, but this
stepping out and stepping
back, it has to be right.
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I can count fine, but this
stepping out and stepping
back, it has to be right.
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Yes, we need a rehearsal.
What time is it?
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Eighteen minutes
to 12:00.
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You get in there,
and listen
for the chimes.
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You get in there,
and listen
for the chimes.
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Doris will be the chimes.
Come out on
the twelfth one.
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Right. The twelfth one.
That'll be my cue.
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My hero!
Alright, ready Doris.
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My hero!
Alright, ready Doris.
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Begin.
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Begin.
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(DORIS IMITATES CHIMES)
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Philip,
what are you doing here?
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He'll stand there,
disappointed that I'm not
drinking a toast to him.
00:04:49.658 --> 00:04:51.993 
He'll stand there,
disappointed that I'm not
drinking a toast to him.
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It'll take him a moment to
understand what he sees.
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Supper for two.
The red roses. Then he'll
look back at me.
00:04:54.538 --> 00:04:58.332 
Supper for two.
The red roses. Then he'll
look back at me.
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I'll look at the door,
frightened.
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I'll look at the door,
frightened.
00:05:00.042 --> 00:05:02.295 
(DORIS CONTINUES
TO IMITATE CHIMES)
I'll run to the door.
00:05:02.337 --> 00:05:06.298 
I'll stand in front
of it, speechless,
hand to my mouth.
00:05:02.337 --> 00:05:06.298 
I'll stand in front
of it, speechless,
hand to my mouth.
00:05:06.340 --> 00:05:07.092 
(DORIS CONTINUES
TO IMITATE CHIMES)
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What can I say?
00:05:13.723 --> 00:05:16.142 
And then I'll say I'm...
I'm sorry he had to find out.
00:05:13.723 --> 00:05:16.142 
And then I'll say I'm...
I'm sorry he had to find out.
00:05:16.183 --> 00:05:18.102 
I'm sorry it had
to end this way.
00:05:18.143 --> 00:05:21.813 
Then I'll open the package
and I'll say...
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Then I'll open the package
and I'll say...
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This is a beautiful bracelet
I hope you can return it.
00:05:24.860 --> 00:05:26.570 
It is a beautiful
bracelet!
00:05:24.860 --> 00:05:26.570 
It is a beautiful
bracelet!
00:05:27.112 --> 00:05:29.740 
Oh, it is.
00:05:29.782 --> 00:05:32.325 
The one thing you can't call
him is cheap. But you can
call him everything else.
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The one thing you can't call
him is cheap. But you can
call him everything else.
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Maybe he won't
take it back.
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How was I?
You were fine, Carl.
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You'll steal
all the notices.
00:05:39.415 --> 00:05:41.332 
What time is it?
Put the food
on the plates.
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What time is it?
Put the food
on the plates.
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G back in the room
and do it just the way
you did it.
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I'm a little
bit nervous.
00:05:43.962 --> 00:05:45.255 
I'm a little
bit nervous.
00:05:45.297 --> 00:05:46.840 
Oh, stop it,
Carl, go on.
00:05:47.548 --> 00:05:48.927 
All right, Doris.
00:05:50.885 --> 00:05:52.095 
I'll be listening!
00:05:59.393 --> 00:06:01.188 
Philip, what are you
doing here?
00:05:59.393 --> 00:06:01.188 
Philip, what are you
doing here?
00:06:02.480 --> 00:06:03.983 
What can I say?
I'm sorry.
00:06:08.612 --> 00:06:10.530 
(CLOCK CHIMES)
00:06:08.612 --> 00:06:10.530 
(CLOCK CHIMES)
00:06:10.572 --> 00:06:12.408 
Philip!
Happy birthday,
darling.
00:06:12.450 --> 00:06:15.285 
What are you doing here?
Well, why aren't you
at the fireplace?
00:06:12.450 --> 00:06:15.285 
What are you doing here?
Well, why aren't you
at the fireplace?
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(CLOCK CONTINUES CHIMING)
What can I say?
00:06:17.120 --> 00:06:19.665 
Well, don't say anything.
Just listen to me. I have
the most astonishing news.
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Darling, we can be married.
00:06:19.707 --> 00:06:22.585 
Darling, we can be married.
00:06:22.627 --> 00:06:25.170 
I've just had
word my wife is willing
to give me a divorce.
00:06:22.627 --> 00:06:25.170 
I've just had
word my wife is willing
to give me a divorce.
00:06:25.212 --> 00:06:27.588 
She's fallen in love
with a ski instructor
in Sun Valley.
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Darling,
will you marry me?
00:06:27.630 --> 00:06:30.258 
Darling,
will you marry me?
00:06:30.300 --> 00:06:31.677 
(CLOCK CONTINUES CHIMING)
Oh!
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What is it darling?
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(LAUGHING)
Who is that?
00:06:43.438 --> 00:06:45.482 
No, no, no.
Wait a minute.
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No, no, no.
Wait a minute.
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Calm down now.
Who is that?
00:06:47.400 --> 00:06:48.985 
Oh, Phillip...
00:06:49.027 --> 00:06:51.613 
I knew you were
going to say that.
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I knew you were
going to say that.
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(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
Who is that?
00:06:53.823 --> 00:06:55.575 
It's of no importance now.
Pay no attention.
00:06:53.823 --> 00:06:55.575 
It's of no importance now.
Pay no attention.
00:06:55.617 --> 00:06:56.743 
It's important to me,
now, who is it?
00:06:56.784 --> 00:06:58.245 
It's Carl, dear.
00:06:58.287 --> 00:07:01.915 
Carl in a bathrobe,
in your bedroom.
00:06:58.287 --> 00:07:01.915 
Carl in a bathrobe,
in your bedroom.
00:07:01.957 --> 00:07:04.500 
That's David!
Oh, what am I
going to say?
00:07:04.542 --> 00:07:06.377 
I don't know.
I'd like to hear it.
What are you going to say?
00:07:04.542 --> 00:07:06.377 
I don't know.
I'd like to hear it.
What are you going to say?
00:07:06.418 --> 00:07:08.088 
Well, I know
what I was going to say.
00:07:08.130 --> 00:07:11.258 
I was going to say
"This is a beautiful bracelet,
I hope you can return it".
00:07:08.130 --> 00:07:11.258 
I was going to say
"This is a beautiful bracelet,
I hope you can return it".
00:07:11.300 --> 00:07:13.300 
Don't you understand?
00:07:13.342 --> 00:07:17.682 
No, I don't understand
and to think I actually
proposed marriage.
00:07:13.342 --> 00:07:17.682 
No, I don't understand
and to think I actually
proposed marriage.
00:07:17.723 --> 00:07:19.098 
Marriage!
00:07:19.140 --> 00:07:21.602 
Philip! But you don't
understand at all.
00:07:19.140 --> 00:07:21.602 
Philip! But you don't
understand at all.
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Oh, Miss Kalman, it...
It didn't go very well,
did it?
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(SOBBING)
There was nothing
I could do, nothing.
00:07:28.065 --> 00:07:30.318 
(SOBBING)
There was nothing
I could do, nothing.
00:07:30.360 --> 00:07:32.237 
There was nothing
anybody could do.
00:07:32.278 --> 00:07:34.030 
How was I?
Shut up, Carl.
00:07:34.072 --> 00:07:36.407 
How was I.
Somebody tell me.
Please, Carl.
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How was I.
Somebody tell me.
Please, Carl.
00:07:36.448 --> 00:07:38.658 
Miss Kalman,
maybe if you told
him the truth.
00:07:38.700 --> 00:07:41.205 
I did tell him the truth
and he wouldn't
believe me.
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I did tell him the truth
and he wouldn't
believe me.
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It is all over.
00:07:43.415 --> 00:07:47.837 
Did I spoil something?
No, not you, Carl, I did,
with my little hatchet.
00:07:43.415 --> 00:07:47.837 
Did I spoil something?
No, not you, Carl, I did,
with my little hatchet.
00:07:47.878 --> 00:07:50.672 
I can go to him
and explain the whole thing.
Maybe he'll believe me.
00:07:47.878 --> 00:07:50.672 
I can go to him
and explain the whole thing.
Maybe he'll believe me.
00:07:50.713 --> 00:07:52.548 
Did something go wrong?
00:07:52.590 --> 00:07:55.343 
Nothing much.
A small thing. My life.
That's all!
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Nothing much.
A small thing. My life.
That's all!
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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I don't want this
bracelet. It's yours.
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This wasn't a gift.
Consider it as payment.
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This wasn't a gift.
Consider it as payment.
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Oh, and while you're there,
will you please give
a message to my rival.
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Tell him I'm
indebted to him.
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Tell him I'm
indebted to him.
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I can think of no man
to whom I'm more indebted.
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Wait a minute. You can tell
him yourself. Come out.
It's all right.
00:08:18.533 --> 00:08:21.995 
Wait a minute. You can tell
him yourself. Come out.
It's all right.
00:08:26.167 --> 00:08:27.585 
Why, it's Carl.
00:08:28.793 --> 00:08:31.005 
I didn't do anything...
They made me do it.
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I didn't do anything...
They made me do it.
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That was a cheap
and shoddy thing to do.
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I didn't start being cheap
and shoddy.
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I didn't start being cheap
and shoddy.
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It didn't become you.
It didn't become
our relationship.
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What was our relationship,
may I ask?
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Something fine
and spiritual.
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Something fine
and spiritual.
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On whose... On whose part.
On my part! I contributed
the fine and spiritual.
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On whose... On whose part.
On my part! I contributed
the fine and spiritual.
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You lied and cheated.
You are not married.
You're dishonest.
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I was honorable.
I stuck to the rules.
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I was honorable.
I stuck to the rules.
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Oh, the rules! You're not
going to bring up
the rules again.
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Well, what can a man
go by but the rules?
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When you found out
I wasn't married
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When you found out
I wasn't married
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you shouldn't have
done anything about it.
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That's what a clever
woman would have done.
00:09:03.953 --> 00:09:05.372 
Oh.
I'd have come
round to marrying you.
00:09:03.953 --> 00:09:05.372 
Oh.
I'd have come
round to marrying you.
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You notice I did.
00:09:07.332 --> 00:09:09.708 
Well, you wouldn't have
if I hadn't made you jealous.
Not in a thousand years.
00:09:09.750 --> 00:09:12.128 
Well, I might have
proposed a little later,
but it was inevitable.
00:09:09.750 --> 00:09:12.128 
Well, I might have
proposed a little later,
but it was inevitable.
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No, it's not true.
00:09:14.130 --> 00:09:17.508 
What is inevitable
is that we are fated
not to be married.
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What is inevitable
is that we are fated
not to be married.
00:09:17.550 --> 00:09:20.345 
We had a chance
for a moment
and we lost it.
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We had a chance
for a moment
and we lost it.
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It's too bad too.
Because I love you
very much
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and we could
have been very happy.
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We can still be happy.
I wonder.
00:09:24.098 --> 00:09:26.685 
We can still be happy.
I wonder.
00:09:28.435 --> 00:09:30.730 
I suppose any happiness
is difficult enough to find.
00:09:28.435 --> 00:09:30.730 
I suppose any happiness
is difficult enough to find.
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It's not too
becoming for a woman,
but we're hardly strangers.
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It's not too
becoming for a woman,
but we're hardly strangers.
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And knowing your
passion for rules,
I'll make the proposition.
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And knowing your
passion for rules,
I'll make the proposition.
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If you're willing,
I'm willing.
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The last two days
never happened.
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What do you mean?
I mean,
we'll go on as before.
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What do you mean?
I mean,
we'll go on as before.
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And not be married?
That's right.
00:09:48.915 --> 00:09:52.083 
And not be married?
That's right.
00:09:52.125 --> 00:09:54.378 
Well, that's the
most improper thing
I ever heard.
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What?
I can hardly
believe my ears.
00:09:54.420 --> 00:09:57.298 
What?
I can hardly
believe my ears.
00:09:57.340 --> 00:09:58.967 
What are...
What are you
so shocked about?
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I didn't think you
were capable of it.
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I didn't think you
were capable of it.
00:10:01.052 --> 00:10:02.553 
Well, what is different?
00:10:02.595 --> 00:10:04.763 
We're not married.
We weren't before.
00:10:04.805 --> 00:10:06.725 
But you didn't know
I wasn't married.
00:10:04.805 --> 00:10:06.725 
But you didn't know
I wasn't married.
00:10:06.767 --> 00:10:08.935 
You knew.
I knew you didn't know.
00:10:08.977 --> 00:10:10.978 
What's the matter
with you?
00:10:08.977 --> 00:10:10.978 
What's the matter
with you?
00:10:11.020 --> 00:10:12.355 
How could you ask me
to do such a thing?
00:10:12.397 --> 00:10:15.523 
Haven't you been
following what
I've been saying?
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Haven't you been
following what
I've been saying?
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Oh, I tell you,
women are not
the sensitive sex.
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It's one of
the great delusions
of literature.
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Men are the
true romanticists.
00:10:18.945 --> 00:10:20.113 
Men are the
true romanticists.
00:10:20.988 --> 00:10:21.990 
I...
(CRYING)
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What are you
crying about?
Oh, shut up, Philip.
00:10:27.787 --> 00:10:30.247 
What are you
crying about?
Oh, shut up, Philip.
00:10:30.288 --> 00:10:34.168 
Don't cry, Anna.
I love you. Everything
will be all right.
00:10:34.210 --> 00:10:36.922 
You'll like being married,
you will, you'll see.
00:10:34.210 --> 00:10:36.922 
You'll like being married,
you will, you'll see.
